[W126 Coupe] Off Topic: rectum stretcher

[Vedat Iplikci]

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(No offense Mike...couldn't resist....:)))

>>>> > While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the 
>>>> > limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar
>>>> > gun on the other side lying in wait.
>>>> > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
>>>> > patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
>>>> > To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, 
>>>> > "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop 
>>>> > stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
>>>> > rectum stretcher do?"
>>>> > "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way
>>>> > up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
>>>> > I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
>>>> > slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
>>>> > "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. 
>>>> > "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." 
>>>> >  Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs. $45.00 The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS
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