[LargeFormat] Moving a looking for fellow photographers

rstein largeformat@f32.net
Wed Dec 25 08:31:00 2002


Dear Dean,

     The way to capture photographers in San Francisco is to get a large
wooden packing crate, a piece of rope, and a 2 x 4.

    You go down to the area where they were last seen, place the crate
upside down with the 2 x 4 propping it up, and tie the rope to the prop.
Bait the trap and retire to the bushes with the end of the rope.

     When a photographer rushes in to take a picture of the bait, pull the
rope and the crate will fall on him. Then you can dispose of him at your
leisure.

     The bait? Well, for California at this time of year and considering it
is large format that you are trying to capture I would suggest a plate of
green peppers....

     Uncle Dick