[LargeFormat] War to the ( retouching ) knife.

[rstein]

Dear Friends,

     Well, it finally happened. Uncle Clive struck back. At 3:00 AM this
morning.

     He cleverly used the sound of a high wind storm and power blackout here
in  Perth to sneak up to our fibro fence on the side of the house and push
10 panels of it over. There are bits lying all over the back yard and we
have had forensic tests done that show no fingerprints so we know he used
gloves. I cannot be certain if he had help from international mercenaries or
white slave trafficers but the absence of any evidence to the contrary is
very suspicious.

    This will, of course, mean a state of war now exists. As we speak teams
of dentists and drink waiters are assembling in Earl's Court ready for the
order to advance. So as to allay suspicion we are naming the campaign "
Operation Tip over His Rubbish Bins and Run " and disinformation is
currently being handed out all over Britain - generally from the Department
of Social Services.

    I shall be broadcasting a Blood, Sweat, and Hypo Clearing Agent message
at ten. Stand by your computers.

     Uncle Dick