[AGL] Re: Feminine responses to unwanted hits

[Wayne Johnson]

LOLOLOL!

wgJ
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Frances Morey 
  To: Ted Klein 
  Cc: Carmen Austin ; Carolyn Westergren ; Sharon Majors ; Mariann Vizard ; Austin List 
  Sent: Saturday, March 18, 2006 5:19 PM
  Subject: [AGL] Re: Feminine responses to unwanted hits


  Great lines!
  Frances

  Ted Klein <taklein at ev1.net> wrote:
    A free language lesson; Part One-short dialogs.


    Subject: Feminine responses to unwanted hits




    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? 
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 



    Man: Is this seat empty? 
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 



    Man: Your place or mine? 
    Woman: Both - you go to yours, I'll go to mine. 



    Man: So, what do you do for a living? 
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator. 



    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? 
    Woman: Do not enter. 



    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? 
    Woman: Unfertilized. 



    Man: Your body is like a temple. 
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. 



    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. 
    Woman: But would you stay there? 



    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. 
    Woman: If I saw y ou naked, I'd probably die laughing. 

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