[AGL] Re: Feminine responses to unwanted hits

[Frances Morey]

Great lines!
  Frances

Ted Klein <taklein at ev1.net> wrote:
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 DIV.Section1 {   page: Section1  }      A free language lesson; Part One-short dialogs.
   
   
    Subject: Feminine responses to unwanted hits

  

   
      
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? 
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 



Man: Is this seat empty? 
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 



Man: Your place or mine? 
Woman: Both – you go to yours, I'll go to mine. 



Man: So, what do you do for a living? 
Woman: I'm a female impersonator. 



Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? 
Woman: Do not enter. 



Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? 
Woman: Unfertilized. 



Man: Your body is like a temple. 
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. 



Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. 
Woman: But would you stay there? 



Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. 
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. 



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