[AGL] forwarded

[susan]

a good one michael,
susi


on 1/17/06 4:49 PM, Michael Eisenstadt at michaele at hotpop.com wrote:

> FEMALE JOKE
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> It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female
> jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female
> joke.  I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will
> pass it along to a woman who will love it.
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> A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
> girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged
> man entered.  He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off
> him.  The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
> directly toward her (as all men will).
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> Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
> and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want
> me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 ...... on one  condition." (There
> are always conditions)
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> Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.  The man replied,
> "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
> (Controlling, huh?)
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> The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a
> $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with
> her address.  She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully
> said....
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> "Clean my house!"
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