[AGL] forwarded

[Michael Eisenstadt]

FEMALE JOKE

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female 
jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female 
joke.  I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will 
pass it along to a woman who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her 
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged 
man entered.  He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off 
him.  The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked 
directly toward her (as all men will).

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over 
and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want 
me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 ...... on one  condition." (There 
are always conditions)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.  The man replied, 
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." 
(Controlling, huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a 
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with 
her address.  She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully 
said....

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"Clean my house!"