Music For Chickens To Lay By

[Igor Loving]

Play "SET MY CHICKENS FREE" if you still have a copy or play the Nixon 
tapes.... I usually get them a rooster or two to shape them chicks up. 
Foghorn Leghorn you know.. "Buck, two, three, four,

I had a 150 foot by 40 foot covered chicken pen. Five different stables or 
inner pens, each for a different breed of chicken. They ate very well, I had 
a deal with the Inn at Brushy Creek for their edible garbage and every 
afternoon when the Inn was open I went and got the gourmet food leavings and 
gave the barrle to the chickens. Strawberries, Trout Livingston, Salmon 
steak, prime rib and so on. What tubbies i had and the eggs were wow. Double 
yokes, triple yokes a couple of times and the uokes were red red red... More 
later



Aloha:
Igor



>From: Wayne Smith <smitty78659 at yahoo.com>
>Reply-To: survivors' reminiscences about Austin Ghetto Daze in the 60s 
<austin-ghetto-list at pairlist.net>
>To: Remembrances of Austin Ghetto <ghetto2 at lists.whathelps.com>
>CC: austin-ghetto-list at pairlist.net
>Subject: Music For Chickens To Lay By
>Date: Sun, 10 Apr 2005 07:10:38 -0700 (PDT)
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>Few days ago Ms. Pepi Plowman suggested that I play Mozart and other 
long haired music for my chickens to increase their laying of fresh country 
eggs.  Well, I tried and may I say that I have never seen so many chicken 
fights in my life, thought I was in Messyco.
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>The true and unabashed story is this.  Once a long, long time ago I read 
or heard about this person who played Acid Rock to his Pot Plants and their 
potency was twice that of normal Texas Pot.  I remembered this story and 
told myself if it will work on pot why not try it on chickens ?
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>I am now trying progressive country and if that doesn't work I'll go for 
good ole fashioned R & B which is my favorite anyhow.  I know that our 
Ms. Pepi had good intension's but it caused a minor revolution in the hen 
house...Oh well, the thought was there and I still owe her a dozen white 
& brown eggs for her wondrous intentions.....
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>If all else fails, I will pay a visit to Hersch down the road a short 
peace and seek his guidance........Wayne (The Chicken Man, Junior) Smith
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>   The First Person you see each new day try and greet them with a smile 
and a "Good Morning, How Are You" that will freak'um out !
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