Music For Chickens To Lay By

[Wayne Smith]

Few days ago Ms. Pepi Plowman suggested that I play Mozart and other long haired music for my chickens to increase their laying of fresh country eggs.  Well, I tried and may I say that I have never seen so many chicken fights in my life, thought I was in Messyco.
 
The true and unabashed story is this.  Once a long, long time ago I read or heard about this person who played Acid Rock to his Pot Plants and their potency was twice that of normal Texas Pot.  I remembered this story and told myself if it will work on pot why not try it on chickens ?
 
I am now trying progressive country and if that doesn't work I'll go for good ole fashioned R & B which is my favorite anyhow.  I know that our Ms. Pepi had good intension's but it caused a minor revolution in the hen house...Oh well, the thought was there and I still owe her a dozen white & brown eggs for her wondrous intentions.....
 
If all else fails, I will pay a visit to Hersch down the road a short peace and seek his guidance........Wayne (The Chicken Man, Junior) Smith


  The First Person you see each new day try and greet them with a smile and a "Good Morning, How Are You" that will freak'um out !
 



















		
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