Foot Heads Arms Body
Wayne Johnson
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Sun Jul 4 09:52:01 2004
Wow.
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> Fellow Ghettow Dwellerz:
>
> Came across this wonderful selecta of odd and unintentionally funny
> headlilnes while surfing for info on a British author who wrote a number
> of books on same.
>
> Two of these books were:
>
> IT MUST BE TRUE
>
> and
>
> LADY WITH SMALL DOG SEEKS POST
>
>
> Anyone heerd of this author?
>
>
> I seem to recall his name was 'Potter' but may be confusing him with the
> guy who wrote the 'lifesmanship' books.
>
>
> This all got aroused again when I came across the following little marvel,
> from the Mainichi Daily News (Japan):
>
> MAN STABS TIRES ON 60 CARS TO RELEASE PRESSURE
> (Delightful Headline from 'Mainichi Daily News', Japan)
> YOKOHAMA -- A jobless man who is suspected of using a dagger to
> deliberately damage tires on up to 60 vehicles here has told investigators
> that he was irritated by the massive number of cars passing his home,
> police said Friday.
> "The endless number of cars driving past my house was really getting to
> me," Koichi Arashi, 37, a resident of Seya-ku, Yokohama, was quoted as
> telling investigators. He is already under indictment over a separate
> theft case.
> In the specific case for which he was arrested recently, Arashi used a
> dagger to rupture a tire on a car belonging to a 63-year-old construction
> company owner in Seya-ku in the predawn hours of May 29, investigators
> said.
> He admitted to involvement in 50 to 60 similar cases. Since last April,
> police have received reports that tires on cars parked at homes and
> parking lots in Seya-ku have been ruptured in some 170 cases. (Mainichi
> Shimbun, Japan, July 2, 2004
>
> The following are real strange headlines from various newspapers.
> This document layout is copyright 1997-2003 Steven Ward (me).
>
> I would like MORE. So if you have any just drop me a line to the address
> below.
> On Thursday, September 07, 2000 this list exceeded 1000 headlines.
>
> Unlike other headline lists on the web, this list is updated on a monthly
> basis and where possible I have listed the paper where the headline
> origniated.
>
> Last modified: Thursday, 13-Feb-2003 14:24:45 GMT
>
> Please click on the letter below to view headlines beginning with it.
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> 1. 1.6 Million Cherokees Are Recalled -- L.A Times
> 2. $200 Fine Risk For Mobile Car Use -- Sunday Mail
> 3. £3 To Drive Into City -- Evening Standard
> 4. £20 To Fight Crime In England And Wales -- Local Government First
> (LGA Newsletter}
> 5. 02 Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
> 6. 7 Reasons Why Teacher's Find Us Top Class -- T4Teachers advertisment
> 7. 10 Revolting Officers Executed
> 8. 12 On Their Way To Cruise Among Dead In Plane Crash
> 9. 17 Aliens Held
> 10. 18 Hurt In Cheese Roll
> 11. 18,000 Women Recalled For New Tests - The Times
> 12. 20-Year Friendship Ends At Altar
> 13. 29 Hurt As Students Demand Right To Cheat
> 14. 29 Nations Approve Bribery Ban
> 15. 40 Men Escape Watery Graves When Vessel Flounders In Ale
> 16. 4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves
> 17. 500 Elves Loose
> 18. 500-Year-Old Child Found -- The Australian.
> 19. A Million ET's Get New Identity Deal
> 20. Ability To Swim May Save Children From Drowning
> 21. Abstention From Sex Does Not Make One Stupid - Nurse
> 22. Accident Made Salesman "Too Nice" For Job - Daily Telegraph
> 23. Accordionists Seek Some Respect -- AP headline
> 24. This appeared on the same day as: Acupuncture May Up Chance of
> Test-Tube Pregnancy -- Reuters headline
> 25. ACT Women's Conference Pursues Broad Agenda -- Our Voice - PSU Group
> Report
> 26. Admits Shooting Husband From Stand,During Trial
> 27. Afrikaaners Find God In London - Sundy Independent (South Africa)
> 28. After 100 Years, Coward Celebration -- AP headline
> 29. Air Head Fired
> 30. Airborne Deer Kills Man - New York Times
> 31. Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents - Report -- Reuters
> headline
> 32. Airport Plea For Visitors To Stay Away - Scotsman
> 33. Aladdin's Cave Is Found In Pub
> 34. Aladdin's Cave Wins Village Shop Award
> 35. Alaska Warned: Don't Become Florida
> 36. Alcohol Ads Promote Drinking -- The Hartford Courant, November 18
> 37. Alien Gangs Prey On UK -- Daily Mirror
> 38. Alien Hedgehogs Spread Terror In The Hebrides-- The Times
> 39. Alien In Sydney Pines For Port -- Adelaide Advertiser.
> 40. Alien Unit Probe May Lead To Further Action -- Johannesburg Star
> 41. Aliens Are In Control Of Blair, Say Serb Psychics -- Independent On
> Sunday.
> 42. Aliens Blamed For Woes Of Society
> 43. Aliens Crammed Into Toilet
> 44. Aliens Eat Swamp
> 45. Aliens Found At Pentagon -- Sutton On Sunday (Sutton Coldfield).
> 46. Aliens On "Student" Visas Slip Under Net - Brisbane (Australia)
> Courier-Mail
> 47. Aliens On Jakarta Blacklist
> 48. Aliens To Fill Future Jobs Need Say Experts -- Irish Independent
> 49. All-Stars Turn On Sparse Crowd
> 50. American Ships Head To Lybia
> 51. Americans Driven To Suicide By Fear Of Death -- Daily Telegraph
> 52. Amnesia Costs Accountant 11 Years
> 53. Analysis: Jobs End Welfare
> 54. Ancient Blonde Corpses Raise Questions
> 55. Ancient Chinese Tradition Develops -- AP headline
> 56. Ancient King To Watch Over Bike Network -- Southampton Daily Echo
> 57. Angel's Future Now 'Secure' -- The Licencee.
> 58. Angels On Cloud Nine After Award -- The Licencee.
> 59. Animal 'Fart Tax' Puts Wind up New Zealand Farmers -- AFP headline
> 60. Animals Take Over Village That Changed Hands Twice - Irish Times
> 61. Animals Turn To Teaching
> 62. Antibacterial Ingredient in Shampoo May Prevent HIV -- Reuters
headline
> 63. Antique Stripper To Display Wares At Store
> 64. Ants Show BT How To Control Computers
> 65. Aquarium Lands Bomber -- Bristol Evening Post
> 66. Arafat Swears In Cabinet
> 67. Archangels To Guard Vatican In Cyberspace
> 68. Armageddon Ahead, Please Fasten Your Bible Belt -- Times (London)
> 69. Armageddon Could Threaten United's Promotion Push
> 70. Army Felled By Sheep -- Express
> 71. Army Social Worker Punched His Boss At Conference On Anger -- Irish
> Times
> 72. Around The World Rhinos Crash Back To Earth -- Guardian.
> 73. Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts Fire
> 74. Artificial Intelligence Like Real Thing
> 75. Asbestos Man In Compensation Bid -- Hounslow Guardian
> 76. Asbestos Suit Pressed
> 77. Astrologers Fail to Predict Proof They Are Wrong -- London Telegraph
> headline
> 78. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
> 79. Attack By ET Proves Costly
> 80. Attack By Goat Ends In Car Ban
> 81. Attack On Rat Mistaken For Chinese -- Daily Post
> 82. Auditor Confronts Martian - Irish Times
> 83. Autos Killing 110 A Day Let's Resolve To Do Better
> 84. Average Movie Cost Reaches $53.4M
> 85. Axe For Media School's Head -- Johannesburg, Star.
> 86. Babies Used To Sneak Drugs Into Prison
> 87. Baboon Becomes A Landlady -- The Parrot (Ghana)
> 88. Baboon Tossers Are Welcome -- Grantham Journal
> 89. Baby Boomers Not Planning to Retire
> 90. Bachelors Prefer Beauty To Brains In Their Wives
> 91. Bacteria Go Bald And Lose Their Grip
> 92. Bacteria May Make Bullet Proof Vests
> 93. Bad Driving Causes Most Car Crashes -- London Evening Standard
> 94. Bad Food Makes A Poor Picnic.
> 95. Baker Stabbed Woman 99 Times In Self-Defence - Irish Times
> 96. Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood
> 97. Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex
> 98. Banana On Sodomy Charges - Guardian
> 99. Bananas And Oranges Linked To Violent Crime -- Sunday Telegraph
> 100. Bananas Get Animated
> 101. Bangkok Launches Anti-Butt Campaign -- Arab News (Jeddah)
> 102. Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board
> 103. Bankrupt Association Termed In Poor Shape --Lawrence (Ka)
> Journal-World 7/12/77
> 104. Baptists Halt Talks With Catholics -- AP headline
> 105. Baywatch Star Objects To Fake Sex
> 106. BBC Raises Dead To Give Comedy New Life -- Times.
> 107. Bearded Lady Sues Dwarf -- UPI headline
> 108. Beatrix Potter Bolied Squirrels -- Sunday Times
> 109. Beavers Fly Flag In Uganda
> 110. Belgian Man Saves Fish with Kiss of Life -- Reuters headline
> 111. Bible Belt Leads U.S. in Divorces -- AP headline
> 112. Bible Church's Focus Is The Bible -- Saint Augustine Record,
> Florida, December 3, 1994
> 113. "Bibles Sold To The Dead" Claim -- Bradford Telegraph & Argus.
> 114. Big Black Hole Found In The Sky
> 115. Bike Cop Finds Man With Crack -- Mt. Airy News in Mt. Airy, NC
> 116. Bird Bath Takes Flight -- Bridlington (Humberside) Free Press.
> 117. Bird Crime Up -- Dally Telegraph.
> 118. Bishop Attacks Childless Couples -- Huddersfield Daily Examiner.
> 119. Biting Nails Can Be Sign Of Tenseness In A Person -- The Daily
> Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2
> 120. Black-Belt Prosecutor Leg-Locks Defendant -- Reuters Headline
> 121. Blind Bishop Appointed To See
> 122. Blind Man Bites Guide Dog In Drunken Rage - Daily Telegraph
> 123. Blind Rioters Apprehended In Zambia
> 124. Blind Users Stymied By New Internet Graphics
> 125. Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years
> 126. Blue Skies Unless Its Cloudy --San Francisco Chronicle 5/29/??
> 127. Body Found On Boat Seized By Bailiffs And Due To Be Auctioned --
> Isle Of Wight County Press
> 128. Body Of Unarmed Man Slain By Police Leaving For Africa -- Associated
> Press.
> 129. Body Wants New Blood - Chingford Guardian
> 130. Bold Plan To Put Capetown On Map - Sunday Times Business News
> (Johannesburg)
> 131. Bomb Hit By Library
> 132. Bookbinder Wants His Ashes Kept in Special Book on Library Shelf --
> PA headline
> 133. "Boom Box" Explodes, One Dead -- Reuters headline
> 134. Boots Fined For Selling Underage Girl Dracula
> 135. Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals
> 136. Boy Trapped Inside His Own Body Gets £3.3m -- Wolverhampton Express
> & Star.
> 137. Boy Who Drowned Couldn't Swim -- The Province Vancouver, BC, Canada,
> 18th Or 19th September 2000
> 138. Brain Bank Seeks More Deposits -- Reuters headline
> 139. Bridge Sets 60 Mph Limit For Pedestrians -- Dundee Courier
> 140. Bring Back The Bongs, Say Mps -- Metro.
> 141. Britain Inches Grudgingly Towards Metric System -- Reuters headline
> 142. Britain To Free Children From Soccer Slavery - The Times
> 143. Britain's Radioactive Lobsters Upset Norway - Independent
> 144. British Gay Activists Scale Palace
> 145. British Helicopters Could Shoot Themselves Down -- AFP headline
> 146. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands -- Daily Telegraph
> 147. British MPs to Drink Ethically Produced Coffee
> 148. British Push Bottles Up Germans
> 149. British Soldiers Sue over Stress in Battle -- Reuters headline
> 150. British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply
> 151. Briton Gored By Bull In Intensive Care - Daily Telegraph
> 152. Brothel Found at Car Repair Shop -- AP headline
> 153. Buddhist Monk Hacks Off Errant Abbots Head With Kitchen Knife
> 154. Bug Spawns 100 Year Old Babies -- Metro (London)
> 155. Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy
> 156. Bull Swallows Autopsy Report
> 157. Bull's Sperm Comes Under The Hammer
> 158. Butter Said as Deadly as Cigarettes -- AP headline
> 159. Butts Slams Beer Ads Featuring Animal Sex -- UPI headline
> 160. C.I.A. Drafts Covert Plan to Topple Saddam
> 161. Cabbage Diced In Social Unrest - The Austrailian
> 162. Cabbage Privatised - Guardian
> 163. Cabbage Startles Solicitors -- Meridian News
> 164. California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets -- Reuters headline
> 165. California Hopes For An Alien Invasion To Solve Jobs Crisis - Times
> Interface Supplement
> 166. California Seeks 13,000 Sex Offenders
> 167. California Wildlife Destroys Over 40 Homes
> 168. Canada Could Face Sperm Shortage -- Canadian Press headline
> 169. Canadian Prime Minister Doesn't Think Bush Is 'a Moron' -- Reuters
> headline
> 170. Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Mann
> 171. Car Lost In Untended Garden - Daily Telegraph
> 172. Cardigan Keeps Hampshire Cosy - Guardian
> 173. Caribbean Bananas Are Ethical Bananas --UK Minister
> 174. Caribbean Islands Drift To Left
> 175. Carter Plans Swell Deficit
> 176. Carter Ticks Off Black Help
> 177. Cash Boost By Elderly Satan -- Dudley Express & Star.
> 178. Cash Boost For Truancy -- Hounslow Guardian
> 179. Cash Compost Means That Trees Can Grow On Money -- The Times
> 180. Cash Plea To Help Dyslexic Cildren -- South Wales Evening Post
> 181. Cat Tossing Latest Fad On Israeli Highways
> 182. Cats To Replace Husbands -- Times
> 183. Cattleman Grilled by Oprah's Lawyers
> 184. Cause Of Aids Found - Scientists
> 185. Cave Plan Arouses Stalactite Concern -- Irish Times.
> 186. Celibacy Could Make Priests Extinct -- Dally Record.
> 187. Cement Supplies Seen As Adequate
> 188. Cemetery Faces Grave Problems Over Space -- Basingstoke Observer
> 189. Central Bank Aims To Replace The Mattress -- Guardian
> 190. Chaos As Church Split Widens -- Nairobi Nation.
> 191. Chaos As Dead Rat Makes A Break For It - Manchester Evening News
> 192. Chaos Warning As The Sun Explodes -- Metro (London)
> 193. Charges Filed in Fla. Electrocution -- AP headline
> 194. Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
> 195. Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator -- Reuters headline
> 196. Chef Gets Life for Cooking Wife -- Reuters headline
> 197. Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy
> 198. Cher Immortalized in Plastic -- AP headline
> 199. Chicken Banned From Crossing The Road
> 200. Chicken With Artificial Legs Dies A Hero -- Associated Press
> 201. Child Abuse Service Gains Corporate Sponsorship -- The Adelaide
> Advertiser.
> 202. Childminders Get Right To Smack -- Daily Telegraph
> 203. Children Can Glow Safely -- Luton News
> 204. Children's Stool Great For Use In Garden
> 205. Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday
> 206. China Drag Queens Have Officials On Their Knees
> 207. Chinchilla Dirige El Museo Arqueologico Nacional -- (Chinchilla Is
> Manager Of The National Archaeological Museum) El Pais (Spain).
> 208. Chinese Apeman Dated
> 209. Chocolate Biscuit Bites Man In Midnight Snack Attack -- Shetland
Times
> 210. Chocolates, Kissing Could Help Fight Cavities -- AFP headline
> 211. Chopper Search For Man In Underpants -- Luton News
> 212. Chou Remains Cremated
> 213. Christ Resigns As Police Chief
> 214. Christian Cars Stoned in Nazareth -- AP headline
> 215. Christmas Trees Don't Grow On Trees
> 216. Christ's Plans Under Fire From Wandsworth -- Richmond & Twickenham
> Times.
> 217. Church Goes Missing
> 218. Church Homes Shut For Employing Christians
> 219. Church In Northwick Talks -- Berrows Worcester Journal.
> 220. Church Members Given Right To Die -- Guardian
> 221. Church Plan Upsets Brothel -- Adelaide Advertiser
> 222. Circumcision Now Seen As Pointless -- Straits Times (Singapore)
> 223. City May Impose Mandatory Time, For Prostitution
> 224. City Pact Fight Boils
> 225. City Workers Rarely Fired for Doing a Bad Job -- Houston Chronicle
> headline
> 226. Clinton Claims Credit for Y2K Quash -- AP headline
> 227. Clinton Demands Children's Drug Dosages
> 228. Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands - Bangor Maine News
> 229. Clinton Pledges Restraint In Use Of Nuclear Weapons -- Cedar Rapids
> Gazette, April 6
> 230. Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal - The Bosnia Bugle
> 231. Cloning Warning As Japanese Grow Frog Eyes In Laboratory -- Daily
Mail
> 232. Cocaine Use Hits New High -- Brentwood Yellow Advertiser
> 233. Cold Is No Good For Blubs -- Richmond Borough Guardian
> 234. Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
> 235. Collapsed Bridge in China Faulty -- AP headline
> 236. Collegians Are Turning To Vegatables
> 237. Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers
> 238. Commuter Tax On New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey
> 239. Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
> 240. Complaints About NHL Referees Growing Ugly
> 241. Compromise on Ten Commandments -- AP headline
> 242. Condom Firm Streches Product Line
> 243. Condon's Pledge To Murder Witnesses - Daily Mail
> 244. Confidence Sinks in September -- UPI headline
> 245. Congressmen Try To Revive Suit -- International Herald Tribune.
> 246. Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies
> 247. Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All -- Reuters
headline
> 248. Cookies With Condoms Fail Family Taste-Test
> 249. Cops: Man Steals Car to Get to [Car] Theft Hearing -- Jersey City
> Journal headline
> 250. Cops Demanding Bribes From Aliens -- Johannesburg Star.
> 251. Cops Halt Doughnut Shop Robbery
> 252. Cops Quiz Victim In Fatal Shooting
> 253. Coroner In Call To Put A Stop To Drink-All-You-Can-Nights After
> Death -- Sheffield Star
> 254. Cost of Being Poor Rising -- Denver Post headline
> 255. Council Informs Woman Who Died Two Years Ago She Is Dead -- Irish
Times
> 256. Council Not Liable Over Fatally Locked Widows -- The Times
> 257. Council Staff Could Be Axed -- Hounslow Guardian
> 258. County Bars Further Erections
> 259. County Officials Seek Public Input On Adult Stores - Hunstville
> (Texas) Item
> 260. County Officials To Talk Rubbish
> 261. Couple Names Baby After Web Site -- AP headline
> 262. Couple Slain: Police Suspect Homicide
> 263. Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear -- Journal of
> Commerce, April 20
> 264. Court Would Not Accept God Paid For TV Licence -- Somerset Standard
> 265. Cow Attacks School Cook -- Halifax Evening Courier
> 266. Cow Disarms Soldier, Another Kills Witch
> 267. Cowboy Warning In Tornado-Hit Town -- Ceefax (BBC Teletext Service)
> 268. Crashed Jet May Have Flown Too Low -- AP headline
> 269. Crazed Elephant Found In Sea
> 270. Creepy, Crawly Creatures Invade DC -- AP headline
> 271. Crematorium Plans Put On Back Burner -- Selkirk Advertiser
> 272. Cretin Streaking Toward National Record -- Minneapolis (Mn) Star
> Tribune.
> 273. Crime Rise Blamed On Lack Of Police -- ITV Teletext Service
> 274. Crook Joins Barclaycard UK -- Financial Times
> 275. Croupiers On Strike - Management: "No Big Deal"
> 276. Cuba Tries Short Cut To Tailor Economy-- The Times
> 277. Curious George Goes High-tech -- AP headline
> 278. Cuts Could Hurt Animals -- The West Briton
> 279. Damp Patches Discovered On Sun
> 280. Dead Dictator Wanted as President -- Reuters headline
> 281. Dead Dogs Explode -- Bakersfield Californian
> 282. Dead Golfer Plays His Best Round -- Sun
> 283. Dead Man Accuses President -- Guardian.
> 284. Dead Man Catches 23lb Carp -- News 0f The World
> 285. Dead Man Found In Cemetery
> 286. Dead Man Gets Job Back
> 287. Dead Man Remains Dead
> 288. Dead Man Wins His Unfair Sacking Battle -- Daily Mail
> 289. This headline followed: 'Dead' woman wins pension apology - BBC News
> website
> 290. Dead Youth Had Serious Medical Condition - The Dominion (New
Zealand)
> 291. Dead-Beats Contribute to Poverty -- AP headline
> 292. Deadly Centipede Chases Postman - Daily Telegraph
> 293. Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing
> 294. Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing -- D. Telegraph.
> 295. Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing
> 296. Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon
> 297. Dealers Will Hear Car Talk Friday At Noon
> 298. Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation
> 299. Death Ruled Unavoidable - Seattle Times
> 300. Deer Congress To Be Held In Cork
> 301. Deer Kill 130,000
> 302. Deer Kill 17,000
> 303. Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence.
> 304. Delivering "Extra Strong" Support For The Three Legged -- The Stage
> 305. Detective Loses Pyjamas In Chase -- Metro
> 306. Devil Could Play Host To The Second Coming Of The Tiger -- Brisbane
> Courier Mail.
> 307. Devil May Postpone Release Of Calicivirus
> 308. Devil's Head Found In Back Seat - The Advertiser (South Austrailia)
> 309. Diaper Market Bottoms Out
> 310. Did Parrots Coexist With Dinosaurs? -- AP headline
> 311. Diet Of Premature Babies "Affects IQ" -- Guardian
> 312. Dinosaurs Struggle For Survival - Lewiston (ME) Sun Journal
> 313. Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows -- The
> New York Times, March 10
> 314. Discoveries: Older Blacks Have Edge In Longevity -- The Chicago
> Tribune, March 5
> 315. Disillusioned Angel Warns Of Too Much Pressure - Western Mail
> 316. Disney Stories Are Unfair On Mad People Says Doctor -- Evening
Standard
> 317. Divine Intervention by Taxi Firm -- Border TV Regional Ceefax 313.
> Full story click Here
> 318. Divorce Is Like A Lonely Gerbil -- Times
> 319. Divorce Leaves Man Blind - Sunday Times (South Africa)
> 320. Doctor Raps "Negligence" -- Daily Mirror
> 321. Doctor Testifies In Horse Suit
> 322. Does Sex Makes Women Sprinters Faster?? -- Reuters headline
> 323. Dog Accused Of Racism -- D. Telegraph
> 324. Dog Dirt In Park - Group Leaders Step In -- Congleton Guardian
> 325. Dog In Bed, Asks Divorce
> 326. Dogs Are Being Taught To Do Housework For The Disabled
> 327. Dog's Eye Saved By Pig Intestine -- Times.
> 328. Dolphins, Whales, Seals Do Research -- AP headline
> 329. Double-Hand Transplant Patient Applauds Operation -- Reuters
headline
> 330. Doughnut Trail Leads Cops to Thief -- Reuters headline
> 331. Down Under Love for Princess Anne's Daughter -- Reuters headline
> 332. Downside to Fewer Violent Deaths: Transplant Organ Shortage Grows --
> New York Times headline
> 333. Dr. Ruth To Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors
> 334. Dragons Help Fund Cure For Diabetes -- North Bay (Ontario) Nugget.
> 335. Dragons Slay Galaxy -- Lewiston (Maine) Sun-Journal.
> 336. Drive To Ban Horse Whipping Mushrooms
> 337. Driver Shocked As Sheep Emerges From Pothole -- Western Mail
> 338. Drug Abuse "Can Be Beaten By Joint Effort"
> 339. Drug Dealers Dealt Heavy Blow Say Police
> 340. Drug Squad Nabs Flying Carpets -- Independent.
> 341. Drugs Fine For Businessman
> 342. Drugs Giant Gets Shot In Arm -- Western Dally Press.
> 343. Drunk Ex-US Marine Hits Corpse -- Irish Times
> 344. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
> 345. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 In '84
> 346. Duck Meat Pie Kills Three Colombian Nuns -- Infobeat
> 347. Ducks Banned From Duck Pond
> 348. DUI Coordinator Resigns After Being Charged With DUI -- AP headline
> 349. Dumped Fish Remains Upset -- Wellington (NZ) Evening Post
> 350. Dutch to Extend Free Heroin Hand-Outs to Addicts -- Reuters headline
> 351. Dutch Undertakers Hire Clown to Lighten the Mood -- PA headline
> 352. Dyke Calls Up Daleks To Take On Hollywood -- Sunday Times
> 353. E.T.'s Wife Dragged To Court -- Weekly Newswatch (Ghana)
> 354. Eagle Found In Man's Sink
> 355. Earth Summit "Offers no help for East Kent" -- East Kent Mercury
> 356. Economist Uses Theory To Explain Economy -- Collinsville
> Herald-Journal, February 8
> 357. Ecstasy Found In Mans Pants -- Eastern Evening News
> 358. El Nino Blamed for Rise in Diarrhea in Peru
> 359. Elf Bribed To Get Plant -- Nairobi Nation
> 360. Elf Condoms Stolen -- Wolverhampton Express & Star
> 361. Elf To Sell Major North Sea Assets -- BBC Ceefax.
> 362. Eloping Lover, 92, In Court - The Times
> 363. Elves Laid Off as Santa Feels Pinch -- AP headline
> 364. Emotional Trauma May Actually Reduce Brain Size
> 365. End Of Cold War Does Little To Reduce Trench Coat Sales
> 366. Energy Executives Urge Some Gas-Emission Limits on Bush -- New York
> Times headline
> 367. Enfant Terrible Sees a Message in Underpants
> 368. Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
> 369. English Solicitors Hope To Inspire Ugandan Ethics -- Law Society
> Gazette
> 370. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
> 371. Enraged Cow Injures House
> 372. ET Guilty Of Attempted Murder -- The Star And SA Times International
> 373. EU Minister Hunts Rubber Duck to Near Extinction. -- The Times
> 374. EU Must Unite On Drugs
> 375. EU Official Hunts Rubber Duck To Near Extinction -- Times
> 376. EU Plans £70m Tower Of Babel -- Sunday Times
> 377. Eunuchs Strut Their Stuff on Indian Catwalk -- AFP headline
> 378. Euro MP Due To Visit Pluto - Bristol Evening Post
> 379. Everyday People Say They Prefer Ethics in Government -- East
> Brunswick (N.J.) Home News Tribune headline
> 380. Evil Spirits Banned From Coffee Bar -- Daily Telegraph
> 381. Evil Spirits Clash With Holy Ghost
> 382. Ex-Dictator Broke, Living With Mom -- AP headline
> 383. Ex-Head Tells Of Elf's Work As Paris Agent --Int. Herald Tribune
> 384. Expert Has Brains Of BSE Chicken
> 385. Expert: Ignorance May Worsen Situation -- UPI headline
> 386. Experts Bury British Coal - Guardian
> 387. Explosion Of Professors At Universities - Sunday Times
> 388. Exposing the Truth: Defendant Moons Jury -- AP headline
> 389. Eye Drops Off Shelf
> 390. Face Transplants No Longer Science Fiction -- Reuters headline
> 391. Fairies From Outer Space Go Missing On Train To Sunderland --
> Sunderland Echo
> 392. Fairy Returned Safe And Well -- Middlesborough Evening Gazette.
> 393. Fairy Tourists Spark Warning To Children -- Bradford Telegraph &
Argus
> 394. Fake Condoms Kill Adam And Eve In China
> 395. Family Frantic As Mother Is Stolen
> 396. Family Issues Ultimatum Over Crater -- Yorkshire Regional Ceefax
> 397. Family Of 17 Defects From North Korea
> 398. Family's Ceiling Leaked Dead Birds
> 399. Families Jettison Meals At Table -- Times
> 400. Farm Worker Axed Friends to Death, Court Told -- PA headline
> 401. Farmer Bill Dies In House
> 402. Farmer Bitten Splitting Dogs
> 403. Fatal Mudslide Blamed On Hill
> 404. Faulty Parts Bring The World To A Halt
> 405. Fayed's Chopper Drives Us Crazy -- Ealing & Acton Gazette
> 406. Fears Over Singing Lollipop -- Johannesburg Times
> 407. Feds Step Up Laundering Crackdown -- AP headline
> 408. Fence Not Keeping Deer From Waltzing -- Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
> 409. Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers
> 410. Few Britons Feel Death Had Lasting Effect On Them -- Johannesburg
Star
> 411. Fiji Village to Apologize for Eating English Missionary -- AFP
headline
> 412. Final Funerals In Arkansas -- Daily Telegraph
> 413. Fine Young Man Convicted Of Misdemeanor
> 414. Fish Around On New Web Sites -- Watford Observer.
> 415. Fish Lurk In Streams -- Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle,
> January 29
> 416. Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation At High School
> 417. Fleeing Aliens Denied Entry Into Tanzania
> 418. Floods Only Bring More Tears
> 419. Florida May Need Disabled Voter Machines -- AP headline
> 420. Flowers To Ease Famine -- Scunthorpe Evening Telegraph
> 421. Fly Genes Mixed into Chicken Soup -- UPI headline
> 422. Flying Bishop Pursued -- Guardian
> 423. Flying Goats Spark Alarm
> 424. Flying Rabbis Try To Ward Off Iraqi Attack -- Daily Telegraph
> 425. "Flying Rats" Have Bank In Flap -- Irish News.
> 426. Food Is Basic To Student Diet --Bridgeport (Cn) Post 1/18/78
> 427. Foot Heads Arms Body -- Daily Mirror
> 428. For Valentine's Day, Try to Plan Your Spontaneity -- Indianapolis
> Star headline
> 429. Former Manager "Growled Like A Dog" When He Bit Man's Ear -- Irish
> Times
> 430. Former Python To Open Giraffe House -- The News (Portsmouth)
> 431. Fossil Scientists Track Down Oldest Footprints In The World
> 432. Fox Offers Mexicans An End To Monologue - Financial Times
> 433. Free Advice: Bundle Up When Out In The Cold -- Lexington
> Herald-Leader, January 26
> 434. Free Speech For Aliens
> 435. French Minister 'Condoned Police Shooting Of Aliens' - Guardian
> 436. French Police Suspect Nudist Site Has Something to Hide -- AFP
headline
> 437. Frequent Handshaking May Be Hazardous to Candidates -- AFP headline
> 438. Friends Trade Tattered Card for 49 Years -- AP headline
> 439. Frogs Satirize Racial Politics - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
> 440. Frozen Semen Talks -- from an Australian paper; an article on a
> visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op
> 441. FT Not To Blame For Journalists' Suffering -- Independent
> 442. Fuchsia Talks -- Bristol Evening Post
> 443. Fund Set Up For Beating Victim's Kin
> 444. Fur Flies In Cat Kitty -- Evening News?
> 445. Future Bright for Super Stainless Steel -- AFP headline
> 446. Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passengers Pants
> 447. Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out - The Tallahassee Bugle
> 448. Gays in Roanoke Recover After Slaying -- AP headline
> 449. Geckos Reveal Creativity, Expertise -- The Nambian
> 450. General Eisenhower Flies Back To Front
> 451. General Motors: Air Bag Failure Not a Concern -- AP headline
> 452. Genetic Engineering Splits Scientists
> 453. Gentler War Promised in Colombia -- AP headline
> 454. German Airbag Theft Exploding -- Reuters headline
> 455. German Army Is Told To Let Women Fight -- Int. Herald Tribune
> 456. German Magnetic Train Moves Forward
> 457. German Soldiers Fear The Arrival Of Women -- Daily Telegraph
> 458. Ghosts In $1M Fraud -- Melbourne Herald-Sun
> 459. Ghosts Take Derby -- Lynn News
> 460. Ghoul Drinks Blood On Bus
> 461. Giant Snail Shuts Down Tassie Port -- Townsville (Queensland)
Austrilia
> 462. Giant Snails Get Set To Take Over -- Halifax Evening Courier.
> 463. Giant Tea Bag Kept Families Up All Night! -- Oxford Journal.
> 464. Giant Tea Bags Protest
> 465. Giant Waves down Queen Mary's funnel -- Guardian, 1950s
> 466. Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit
> 467. Ginger Cat Found in Mousehole Area -- Unknown Cornish Paper
> 468. Girl, 14, Saved By Dog's Eyes -- Daily Post
> 469. Gnome Sparks Srike -- The Weekend Australian
> 470. God Commissions £10 Theme Park -- Building Design
> 471. God Gets A Parking Caution: "No Exceptions" Say Police -- York &
> District Advertiser
> 472. God Holds Up Traffic
> 473. God Is 'More Important' The Second Time Around -- D. Telegraph
> 474. God Sends A Sign To The Heathen In The Chevy -- Independent.
> 475. God Throws Dice Into Black Hole
> 476. Golfer Charged With Drunken Driving -- AP headline
> 477. Golfers Warned Not To Lick Balls -- BBC Teletext News
> 478. Goliath Cleared Of Assaulting Piranha At Club -- The Times
> 479. "Goofy" Confesses To 140 Murders -- Irish Times.
> 480. Gore Helps Kids Learn Gibberish -- AP headline
> 481. Gore Stands Behind Clinton
> 482. Gorillas Of Rwanda Lecture At Museum Of Natural History
> 483. Gothic Secret Of New York's Invisible Nuns
> 484. Government's Attack On Greys Premature -- Victoria (Bc) Times
Colonial
> 485. Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters - The
> Tallahassee Democrat
> 486. Governor's Penis Busy - [Should Be -Pen Is -] The New Haven
> Connecticut Register
> 487. Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One
> 488. Gravy Train Slows Down At Morgue -- San Francisco Examiner
> 489. Great Wall Getting Less Great -- Reuters headline
> 490. Great White Shark Battered To Death By Holidaymakers -- The Times
> 491. Greece Declares War on Bad Cheese -- AP headline
> 492. Greek Bars Close Early In Protest At Early Closure
> 493. Green Man Causes Jams -- Walthamstow (London) Guardian
> 494. Groin Kick Led To 7-Day Erection -- Examiner (Cork - Ireland)
> 495. Grover Man Draws Prison Term, Fine For Sex Acts
> 496. Guinea-Pig Judge Quits
> 497. Gunman Shot By 999 Cops -- Daily Mirror
> 498. "Gunproof" Chief Shot -- South China Morning Post
> 499. Gynecologist, Friar In Wine Deal
> 500. Haddock Bids For NFU Leadership -- Western Morning News
> 501. Haddock Leads The Race For Top Farmers' Job -- Western Daily Press
> 502. Hairdo Kills Mum - Daily Mirror
> 503. Hairdresser "On Another Planet" -- Southampton Daily Echo
> 504. Half-Blind Swede Loses Battle for Half-Price TV -- Reuters headline
> 505. Half Of Scottish Farms In The Red -- The Scotsman 25/01/2000. Also
> in the same paper
> 506. Half Of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study For Graduation
> 507. Half Women Living In Fear -- Daily Record
> 508. Half-Million Italian Women Seen On Pill
> 509. Hamiltons To Be Shot Into Space -- Midweek Visitor (Southport)
> 510. Happiness Cannot Be Bought but it Lengthens Life
> 511. Harrowing, Hungry Voyage For 22 Aliens -- New York Daily News
> 512. Head In Pot Lands Man In Can -- Rockland (NY) Journal News
> 513. Head of Anti-Violence Group Arrested for Hitting Referee -- AP
headline
> 514. Heads Fly To Funeral
> 515. Heads In Short Supply
> 516. Heads Thrown Out Of Meeting -- Woolwich & Plumstead News Shopper
> 517. Headless Chickens Roam The Commons -- Daily Express
> 518. Health Officials Were Given Hip Warning In 1995 -- The Times
> 519. Heart Donor Recovers -- Irish Independant
> 520. Heaven Is Giving Up Smoking, Says Pope -- Daily Mail.
> 521. Henman Sees Balls As Key To His Success -- Evening Standard
> 522. Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity, To Goose Hunters
> 523. Hershey Bars Protest
> 524. Higher Costs Explain Why U.S. is Cheaper than U.K. -- Reuters
headline
> 525. Hitler Hits Tourists -- - Wolverhampton Express & Star
> 526. Hitler Travelled For Years After Death -- Melbourne Age.
> 527. Hitler, Nazi Papers Found In Attic
> 528. Hobgoblins Have A Wardrobe Problem -- Cornishman
> 529. Holy Russia Quashes Alien Worship -- Independent
> 530. Home Secretary To Act On Video Nasties
> 531. Honey, Let's Dye the Dog Red and Green for Christmas -- AFP headline
> 532. Hooked on Internet? Help Is a Just a Click Away -- Reuters headline
> 533. Hooters Off-Limits to Coast Guard
> 534. Hopes Soar For First Supersonic Pumpkin Flight - The Times
> 535. Hornets Will Accent Throwing Game In '81
> 536. Horse Goes Back In Time For New Look -- The Licensee.
> 537. Hospital Ban On Babies -- Newark Advertiser
> 538. Hospital Plans Hinge On Roads -- Oxford Times.
> 539. Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
> 540. Hostage-Taker Kills Self; Police Shoot Each Other
> 541. Hotel Burns.Two Hundred Guests Escape Half Glad
> 542. Hotline To God Great Success -- Bradford Telegraph & Argus.
> 543. House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate
> 544. How Many Condoms Is Enough?
> 545. How Sardines Saved Stranded Potholers -- Daily Mail.
> 546. How to Drink and Still Stay Sober -- Reuters headline
> 547. How We Feel About Ourselves Is The Core Of Self-Esteem, Says Author
> Louise Har -- Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5
> 548. Human Version of Fly Gene Found
> 549. Humpty Dumpty Wins Award For Balance
> 550. Hundreds Hurt During Annual Stone-throwing Festival -- PA news
headline
> 551. Hungry Body Ate Fasting Buddhist Alive -- The Times
> 552. Hunt For Doorstep Attacker -- Halifax Evening Courier
> 553. Hunt For Killer Toxic Lard -- Homg Kong Standard
> 554. Husband Bites Wife's 'Thing' - The Monitor (Uganda)
> 555. Husband Put Rat Poison In Wife's Tea "As A Health Cure" -- Daily
> Telegraph
> 556. Husband's Internet Date Turns out to Be His Wife -- PA headline
> 557. I Did Exist Says Major -- Mirror.
> 558. Iceberg Blamed For Dysentery
> 559. Idaho Group Organizes To Help, Service Widows
> 560. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly It May Last A While
> 561. Ike Says Nixon Can't Stand Pat
> 562. Illinois Mulls Capital Punishment Reform after Mistakes -- AFP
headline
> 563. I'm Not Cruel Says Maggot Dog Woman -- South Avon Mercury
> 564. Impotent Must Say No To Sausages And Bacon -- Times.
> 565. Incest More Common Than Thought In America
> 566. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
> 567. India's Nuclear Yeti
> 568. Indicted Man Might Be Part Of Plot -- AP headline
> 569. Infant Morality Shows Drop Here
> 570. Infertility Unlikely To Be Passed On
> 571. Inmate Electrocuted On Toilet
> 572. Inquest Opens on Dead Woman -- Bath Chronicle
> 573. Insect Sex Organs Rise From The Dead -- New Scientist
> 574. Insects Play Important Role In Helping To Solve Crimes -- Irish
Times.
> 575. Invisible Man Comes Out Of Hiding -- Sydney Daily Telegraph.
> 576. Invisible Man Disappears From View -- Reuters headline
> 577. Invisible Man Faked Death In Paddington Rail Crash -- Sunday Times
> 578. Invisible Tenants Get Council Cash -- Wimbledon Independent.
> 579. Iowa Move Back To Pittsburgh
> 580. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
> 581. Irish Mice Win Design Award -- Irish Times.
> 582. Irish Peat Bogs Rocked By Great Sheep Explosion
> 583. Irish Robots Win At Volleyball -- Irish Times.
> 584. Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
> 585. Isn't It Dangerous Trying To Drive Two Cars At Once? -- Leyton
Guardian
> 586. Israeli Men Say Better Sex Would Create Social Peace
> 587. Israeli Religious Leader Bans Nose Picking on Sabbath
> 588. It's Always Best To Avoid Killer Bee Hives.
> 589. Italian Plane Passengers See Flames, Vote to Land -- Reuters
headline
> 590. Jail Guard Probe In Prison Sex
> 591. Janet Jackson Has Another, Um, Single Out -- Arizona Republic
headline
> 592. Japan, Russia Still Far Apart on Islands -- Reuters headline
> 593. Jesus "Not A Hedgehog" -- Church Times
> 594. Jocelyn Elders Forces Clinton's Hand -- Associated Press headline
> 595. Judge Acts To Reopen Theater
> 596. Judge Issues Preliminary Injunction In Cigarette Display Case --
> Asheville (Nc) Citizen-Times.
> 597. Judge Says Texas is Part of U.S.
> 598. Judge To Rule On Nude Beach
> 599. Judgement Day Date Delayed
> 600. Judges To Learn "Human Awareness"
> 601. Jupiter Out Of Orbit Over Resignation -- Irish Times.
> 602. Jury Clears Cow in Car Accident -- AP headline
> 603. Jury Finds Pope Guilty Of Homicide -- This Week In The News
> 604. Jury Gets Drunk Driving Case Here
> 605. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
> 606. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
> 607. Kids' Pajamas To Be Removed By Woolworth
> 608. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
> 609. King's Missing Dung Sparks Crisis -- Weekly Telegraph.
> 610. Kissinger Allegedly Forges Mideast Pact
> 611. Kremlin May Decide Outcome Of Cavan-Monaghan Election -- Irish Times
> 612. Kruger Park Lions Dying Like Flies -- Sunday Times (Johannesburg)
> 613. L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
> 614. Labour Councillors Worried About Disappearing Trains
> 615. Lack Of Brains Hinders Research -- The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
> 616. Lack Of Water Hurts Ice Fishing
> 617. Landlord Sentenced to Die for Eating Tenant -- Reuters headline
> 618. Landmines -- Diana On Last Leg Of Trip -- Bbc Ceefax
> 619. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
> 620. Large Celestial Object Stuns Astronomers -- New Scientist
> 621. Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find -- The Los Angeles
> Times, November 2
> 622. Latin Course To Be Canceled - No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
> 623. Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead -- AP headline
> 624. Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
> 625. Lawyer Calls Soul As Witness
> 626. Lawyer Frees Own Killer -- News 0f The World
> 627. Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advise
> 628. Lazy, Fat Dragons To Go On Crash Diet In Zoo
> 629. Legal Actions Aim To Prevent 'Anorexic And Alien Body' Being Built
> -- Irish Times.
> 630. Legislature Follows the Law, Does Little
> 631. Legless Priest Steals Armless Man's Wife -- News 0f The World.
> 632. Lesbian Ex-Nun Witch Hits Bad Spell In N.Y. -- New York Post
> 633. Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets -- Unknown Source, Quoted By John
> Preston, Sunday Telegraph.
> 634. Less Formal Orthodox Church Sought -- AP headline
> 635. Let The People Decide On Drugs -- Observer
> 636. Life Means Caring For Hospital Director
> 637. "Light" Meals Are Lower In Fat, Calories -- Huntington
> Herald-Dispatch, November 30
> 638. Lightning Strikes Worshippers
> 639. Limp Bizkit Singer: Money's Not All
> 640. Lingerie Shipment Hijacked -Thief Gives Police The Slip
> 641. Lions Elect New District Governor
> 642. Lions Put On Dog Show -- West Briton (Cornwall)
> 643. Lions Say That Was Then, This Is Now -- Johannesburg Citizen
> 644. Lions Still Preying On Aliens -- The Star And Sunday South African
> Times
> 645. Lisa Hall Wins Worst Hole Contest -- Ely (Nevada) Daily Times
> 646. Listen Up, Your Dog Wants to Tell You Something -- Reuters headline
> 647. Living Saint Laid To Rest --Examiner
> 648. Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane -- D. Telegraph.
> 649. Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
> 650. Local Man Has Longest Horns In Texas
> 651. London 4800 Nurses Short -- Evening Standard
> 652. London Bus Goes Down Well In Moscow -- Dundee Courier.
> 653. Londons Homeless To Live In Admiralty Arch - The Times
> 654. Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow - Newsday
> 655. Lord's Mother Suing Diocese
> 656. Lost Scissors Found In Woman -- Guardian.
> 657. Lost Trees Found In Scottish Highlands
> 658. Low Wages Said Key To Poverty -- Newsday, July 11
> 659. Low-Cost Rabies Shots To Be Offered In Transylvania -- Ashville
> Citizen-Times
> 660. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
> 661. Lutherans OK Pact With Episcopalians -- AP headline
> 662. Mad Cow Talks -- Huddersfield Daily Examiner
> 663. Maddened Cow Leads Farmers' Protest -- The Times
> 664. Mafia Boss Escapes in Wheelchair
> 665. Maggots Tackle Raiders
> 666. Magician Nearly Killed By Doves -- West Briton
> 667. Magician's Car Vanishes
> 668. Malaysian Transvestites Whack Religious Police with Handbags -- AFP
> headline
> 669. Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children -- Reuters headline
> 670. Male Naturist Members Rise -- Big Issue North
> 671. Malls Try To Attract Shoppers -- The Baltimore Sun, October 22
> 672. Man Accused Of Excessively Passing Wind
> 673. Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp into Pants -- AP headline
> 674. Man Allegedly Beaten By Woman With A Frozen Fish
> 675. Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body -- Bbc North Ceefax.
> 676. Man Attacked By Canal
> 677. Man Bit Head Off Girlfriend's Pet Gerbil -- Birmingham Post
> 678. Man Blames Reckless Driving on Martians -- Reuters headline
> 679. Man Died Of Natural Causes -- Wirral News Group
> 680. Man Dies After 25 Years in a Bus Shelter -- Reuters headline
> 681. Man Dies After Life Support Removed
> 682. Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
> 683. Man Executed in Texas, Oklahoma -- AP headline
> 684. Man Fights Ravenous Moth With Sex -- Victoria (BC) Times-Colonist
> 685. Man Fined For Quacking
> 686. Man Frees Self From Mailbox
> 687. Man Goes Berserk in Car Saleroom, Many Volvos Hurt -- Reuters
headline
> 688. Man Held In Miami After Shooting Bee
> 689. Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire
> 690. Man Hurt By Fairy Cake
> 691. Man Hurt When Compacted in Garbage Truck -- Reuters. Full the story
> click Here
> 692. Man In Rat Row Had Drunk 17 Pints Of Cider -- Halifax Evening
Courier
> 693. Man Is Fatally Slain
> 694. Man Jailed After Restaurant Row - Indian Staff Terrified As He
> Demands Italian Food -- Aberdeen Evening Express.
> 695. Man Jailed For Exaggerating Pain -- Brisbane (Australia)
Courier-Mail
> 696. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
> 697. Man Of God Kicks Dog In Head -- Peterborough Eve. Telegraph.
> 698. Man on Singles Holiday Finds Himself Alone -- PA headline
> 699. Man on Way to Brothel Finds Wife Working -- Reuters headline
> 700. Man Ordered To Marry Cow
> 701. Man Plunges Over Cliff While Posing For Photo -- PA headline
> 702. Man Run Over By Freight Train Dies -- The Los Angeles Times, March 2
> 703. Man Says Israeli Police Shot Him -- AP headline
> 704. Man Shaved For Using Prophetess' toilet -- East African Standard
> 705. Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete -- The Miami Herald, July 3
> 706. Man Shot By Shed -- Sun
> 707. Man Shot In Los Boliches -- The Town Crier (Malaga)
> 708. Man Sought At Sea Was In Bed
> 709. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
> 710. Man Takes Garbage Truck at Gunpoint -- Madison (Indiana) Courier
> headline
> 711. Man Tells Police His Crack Dealer Ran over Him -- Greenville (S.C.)
> News headline
> 712. Man Tossing Knife in the Air Stabs Self in Head -- AP headline
> 713. Man Vanishes While Driving - Providence Journal-Bulletin
> 714. Man Wins Trip For "Fathering" Rhino
> 715. Man Wins His Job Back After He Dies -- Daily Mirror
> 716. Man With One Arm And Leg Cheats On Other Half -- News Of The World
> 717. Mandelson's Dog Is Reported Ready To Fly -- Irish Times
> 718. Mangoes Bring Down Plane - The Sunday Mail (Brisbane, Australia)
> 719. Manhunt For Former Elf Boss -- Irish Times.
> 720. Man's Bitten Finger Was 'Trespassing' -- Bradford Telegraph & Argus.
> 721. Many Antiques Seen At D.A.R. Meeting
> 722. Many Women at Risk of Being Murdered Don't Know It -- Reuters
headline
> 723. Marbles Tortured, Says Minister -- Irish Times.
> 724. March Planned For Next August
> 725. Marriage Marred By Mashed Spud Mania
> 726. Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming - The New
> Haven Connecticut Register
> 727. Martian Blamed For Lib Dem Election Losses -- Woking News & Mail
> 728. Mary Poppins Is A Black Man -- Economist.
> 729. Masked Man On Horse Offered Drugs To Garda -- Irish Times
> 730. Mass Poisoning In Donkey Soup War -- Wolverhampton Express & Star,
> 731. "Master Idiot" Did Not Know Picasso Was In Suitcase -- Guardian
> 732. Mayor Bans SEX At Local Library -- Mesa Tribune, (after the book,
> SEX, by Madonna was released)
> 733. Mayor Is Ousted By Mice -- Western Daily Press
> 734. Mayor's Ball Is Back On The Menu -- Gloucestershire Echo
> 735. Meat Head Fights Hike In Minimum Pay
> 736. Memorial Pool Now a Crumbled Mess -- AP headline
> 737. Memories Are Stolen After Burglars Raid Oap's Home -- Wiltshire
Star.
> 738. Men Get A Lesson On Kerb Crawling - The Times
> 739. Men In Black Fail To Attract Sponsors -- Daily Telegraph
> 740. Men Recommend More Clubs For Wives
> 741. Men Think Their Way to Fertility -- Reuters headline
> 742. Merlin Meets The Pope -- Reading Evening Post
> 743. Mermaid Entertains Popular Hunchback
> 744. Mermaid Rescue Plan Falters
> 745. Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs - The Anchorage Alaska
Times
> 746. Mexican Leader Crashes To Earth
> 747. Mexican Police Arrest Horse For Damaging Car - Daily Texan
> 748. Mexico Church Calls Santa a Drunk -- AP headline
> 749. Miami Considers Staying Put -- New York Times headline
> 750. Mice Blamed For Missing Drinks -- Wolverhampton Express & Star
> 751. Mice To Be Bombed
> 752. Mickey Mouse Found In Antartic Ice -- Modern Astronomy Magazine
> 753. Middle East Villages On The Move To Australia -- Brisbane Courier
Mall
> 754. Mike Tyson Accused Of Cruelty To Ferrets -- Times.
> 755. Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder
> 756. Milkman Finds Leg
> 757. Mimes Blamed For Abusive Language
> 758. Miners Refuse To Work After Death
> 759. Ministers Son Held On Drugs -- Daily Mirror
> 760. Mirror Plans Rival To FT -- Observer
> 761. Missing Link Blamed For Road Deaths -- Newark Advertiser
> 762. Missing Teen Tied To Bones
> 763. "Missing" WPC Found Weeping In Panda
> 764. Mistook Inmate's Noose For Decoration, Court Told -- Dundee Courier
> And Advertiser
> 765. Mobile Phone Threat To Universe
> 766. Moggy Found But Now The Owners Are Lost -- Waltham Forest (London)
> Independant
> 767. Mole Embraces Supermarkets
> Sandy Mole Is A D&G Planning Official. - Dumfries & Galloway
Standard
> 768. Mole's Conviction Is Quashed -- Wiltshire Times
> 769. Mondale's Offensive Looks Hard To Beat
> 770. Monitor Lizard Fails To Explode In MP's Toilet
> 771. Monster Growing Out Of Control -- Guardian
> 772. Monsters Take To The Streets -- Sunday Mail (Queensland)
> 773. Months To Wait For Mouldy Flat Family -- The Citizen (Gloucester)
> 774. Moose Cheese To Oust Dung As Swedish Souvenir
> 775. More Exercise May Help Weight Loss -- AP headline
> 776. Moroccan Dog Was Unexploded Bomb
> 777. Morticians Fight Over Corpse -- Canberra Times
> 778. MP's Mother Joins Critic Of His Plans To "Keep Greys Away" -- Times
> 779. Mr. Coffee Expands its Line to Sell ... Coffee -- South Florida
> Sun-Sentinel headline
> 780. Mrs. Corson's Seat Up For Grabs
> 781. Mrs. Rydell's Bust Unveiled, At Nearby School
> 782. Murdered Fiancés Present Petition To Number 10 -- Teletext
> 783. Myth and Monsters exhibition entertains and eductaes -- Westminster
> Independent
> 784. Mythical Beast Brings City Grim Message
> 785. N.J. Judge To Rule On Nude Beach
> 786. Nader Calls Convention a 'Carnival' -- AP headline
> 787. Nanny Calm As Troops Close In
> 788. NASA Briefly Loses Contact With Atlantis - Lewiston (ME)
> 789. Nasa To Spend $1b On Asteroids -- Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
> 790. Nation's Hungry Attack Meese.
> 791. National Slacker Day May Be Too Much Effort -- Reuters headline
> 792. Naturism Seeks Raised Profile -- Hastings and St. Leonards Observer
> 793. Naval Divers To Help Sharks Settle In -- Irish Times
> 794. Navy To Make Boats -- -- South China Morning Post
> 795. Neighbours Fear Golf Balls -- Richmond and Twickenham Times
> 796. Nelson's Hair Saved Grandson -- Times
> 797. Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One
> 798. Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
> 799. New Autos To Hit 5 Million
> 800. New compensation rules for late flights delayed by a year -- The
Times
> 801. New Head Of Rail Body -- Hammersmith And Fulham Post
> 802. New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
> 803. New Lease Of Life For The Wizard - Halifax Evening Courier
> 804. New Markets Found For Poor Peruvians -- The Times
> 805. New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex
> 806. New South Wales Government Moves To Tighten Testosterone
Availability
> 807. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
> 808. New Tabloid "Owned By God"
> 809. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
> 810. New York Bans Judgement Day -- Guardian
> 811. New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts -- AFP
> headline
> 812. News Crew Pickpocketed While Covering Pickpocket Story -- Mainichi
> Shimbun (Japan) headline
> 813. Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy
> 814. Nickers Leave Hospital Crutchless
> 815. Night School To Hear Pest Talk
> 816. Nine Yard Men Turn Supergrass -- Evening Standard
> 817. North Dakota Child Found To Spread Tuberculosis -- Reuters.
> 818. North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog "Ancient Frog"
> 819. Nothing Destroyed In Fire But Damage Near $100,000
> 820. Nuclear Fuel Sent To Japan "Unsafe" -- Guardian.
> 821. Nude Scene Done Tastefully In Radio Play
> 822. Nudist Welfare Worker's Model Wife Falls for Chinese Hypnotist from
> the Co-op Bacon Factory -- News of the World
> 823. Nuns Drop Suit; Bishops Agree To Aid Them
> 824. Nurse Fends Off Crocodile -- Irish Independent
> 825. Nurses Warn Against Rash Use Of Herbal Oil Treatments -- The
Guardian
> 826. Ny Ponders Beating Victim -- AP Headline
> 827. Oap Fined For Limping Too Slowly -- Mirror
> 828. Oasis Album Could Be Record
> 829. Objections Raised To Quake Aid For Aliens
> 830. Officer Convicted Of Accepting Bride
> 831. Officers Shoot Dead Burglar In Siege -- Times
> 832. Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought -- The Herald-News, Westpost,
> Massachusetts
> 833. Officials Consider Bridge Suicide
> 834. Officials: Elvis is Still Dead -- AP headline
> 835. Old Guy Found Wandering at Stadium -- AP headline
> 836. Old School Pillars Are Replaced By Alumni
> 837. Omagh Team Aims To Make Pigs Fly Gracefully -- Irish Times
> 838. One In Three UK Girls Regret Drunken Sex
> 839. "Only Jail Will Stop Me", Says Illegal False Teeth Fitter
> 840. Only Poets Can Save Us From Millennium Buggery -- Times Of India
> 841. Opossum Squashing Ignites Debate
> 842. Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage
> 843. Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax - San Antonio Rose
> 844. Oscar Proves God Is A Mexican -- Guardian.
> 845. Ottawa May Tackle Homeless -- Toronto Star headline
> 846. Our Kids Die More Often: Nt Report -- Darwin Suburban
> 847. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
> 848. Panther Mauled In Election For Mayor -- Hong Kong Standard.
> 849. Panthers Destroy Viking Visitors -- Peterborough Evening Telegraph.
> 850. Passengers To Wait 10 Years For Fast Trains -- The Times
> 851. Pastor Aghast After First Lady Sex Position
> 852. Pastor Fighting To Stop Shop Selling Inflatable Sheep On Sundays -
> Western Mail
> 853. Patient At Death's Door -Doctors Pull Him Through
> 854. Patient With Bad Knee Has Surgery On Healthy Tooth
> 855. Pavarotti Anticipating Eclipse -- AP headline
> 856. Pd Senator Speculates On A Future In Outer Space -- Irish Times
> 857. Peacock Pops Alien Invaders
> 858. Pelicans May Be Turned Into Puffins -- The News(Portsmouth).
> 859. Penguin Dung May Hold Key To Human Flu -- South China Morning Post
> 860. Peruvian Head Takes Mystery Trip - Seattle Times
> 861. Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust -Free - Chicago Daily News
> 862. Phallus Museum Erected in Reykjavik
> 863. Phantom Actor Sues -- Daily Telegraph
> 864. Phantom Bus Didn't Show -- South Bucks Star
> 865. Phantom Patients Offer Healthy Income -- Guardian
> 866. Phantom Told To Pay Wife £3,000 A Month -- Metro (London).
> 867. Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls To Slow Down Male Tennis Players -
> Guardian
> 868. Pig Music Ordered Turned Down -- AP headline
> 869. Pigs Fly Flag For Farmers -- Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
> 870. Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife
> 871. Pirates Could Be Jailed -- Halifax Evening Courier.
> 872. Pit Bulls Love You, Really
> 873. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
> 874. Planned Parenthood Looking For Volunteers
> 875. Planning Experts At Odds On Impact Of "Missing Link"
> 876. Plastic Factory Worked Burned -- Coventry Eve. Telegraph
> 877. Platform Shoes Claim Another Life -- Reuters headline
> 878. Please Visit Cairo but Without Your Chimpanzee Friends, Officials
Say
> 879. Plenty of Sex Advised for Successful Pregnancy -- Reuters headline
> 880. Pogo Stick Girl Saves Mother From Knifeman
> 881. Pole Sets World Record for Pole-Sitting -- AP headline
> 882. Police: Body Cavity Search Reveals Crack -- La Crosse (Wisc.)
> Tribune headline
> 883. Police: Man Killed Wife, Self, Set Fire -- Houston Chronicle
headline
> 884. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
> 885. Police Discover Crack In Australia
> 886. Police Find Burglar Through Yellow Snow He Left Behind -- Reno
> Gazette-Journal headline
> 887. Police Hunt Spoons -- Falmouth Packet
> 888. Police Kill Youth In Effort To Stop His Suicide Attempt
> 889. Police Pay £20,000 For Dead Parrots -- Daily Record.
> 890. Police Plea On Speed -- Northampton Herald & Post.
> 891. Police Probe 'Suspicious' Body in Cemetery -- PA headline
> 892. Police Say Man Who Swallowed $37,500 Gem Has Yielded Loot -- Chicago
> Tribune headline
> 893. Police Seek Witnesses To Assault -- Richmond Borough Guardian
> 894. Police Search Home 300 Times, Find Nothing -- Reuters headline
> 895. Police Sing For Animals -- Brighton & Hove Albion.
> 896. Police Spray Knife Man On Train -- Sydney Dally Telegraph.
> 897. Police Suspicious after Body Found in Graveyard -- Halifax (Canada)
> Chronicle-Herald headline
> 898. Police Target "Invisible" Cycle Riders -- Cornish Guardian
> 899. Police Want Extra Eyes To Catch Impaired Drivers -- North Bay Nugget
> (Ontario)
> 900. Police Work a Lot Safer Than in 1970 -- AP headline;
> Two Cops Killed Attempting Arrest -- AP headline that appeared much
> later the same day
> 901. Political Apathy Growing, Poll Shows -- UPI Headline
> 902. Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife -- Reuters headline
> 903. Pope To Fly In Hellfire Helicopter -- D. Telegraph.
> 904. Portable Toilet Bombed Police Have Nothing To Go On -Newton Daily
News
> 905. Postmen Taught How To Walk -- Daily Mail
> 906. Postmistress Is Sued By Killer For Missing FT -- Daily Telegraph
> 907. Potato, Dancing Raisins Cut a Deal -- AP headline
> 908. Potential Of Dublin As A "Solar Capital" Is Discussed
> 909. Poverty Lags In Mississippi Delta
> 910. Prehistoric Man Gets Lift In A Hearse -- Western Mail
> 911. [President] Bush "Dramatically Less Visible" -- AP headline
> 912. Presidential Footwear on Display -- AP headline
> 913. Priest Duels With Dracula -- Mltcham & Morden Guardian.
> 914. [Roman Catholic] Priest Pleads Guilty to Making Date-Rape Drug --
> Reuters
> 915. Priest in Fatal Crash Improves -- Lakeland (Fla.) Ledger headline
> 916. Prosecution Paints O.J. As A Wife-Killer -- Fort Lauderdale
> Sun-Sentinel, January 25
> 917. Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Undersheriff
> 918. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
> 919. Prostitutes To Hold Open Day -- Irish Times
> 920. Protecting Thanet's Cuntryside -- Adscene - Thanet
> 921. Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World -- Derby Evening Telegraph
> 922. Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight
> 923. Public Swings In Favour Of The Prince-- The Times
> 924. Pupils Train As Counsellors To Help Upset Classmates -- The Times
> 925. Pusat Islam: Aliens Among Shi'ite Leaders
> 926. Putin Pardons Pope - Brisbane Courier Mail
> 927. Pygmy Caught In Mousetrap -- Northampton Chronicle & Echo
> 928. Python Savages Parrot -- Wales On Sunday
> 929. QEH Spending $1.2m To Help Curb Bowl Cancer -- The Advertiser
> 930. Quarter Of A Million Chinese Live On Water
> 931. Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
> 932. Race Cyclists Caught Speeding -- Reuters headline
> 933. Rats Con Woman, 78, Out Of £3000 Savings -- Greenwhich Mercury
> 934. Rattle To Lead Berlin Philharmonic -- AP headline
> 935. Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
> 936. Real Godmother Becomes Fairy Godmother -- The Dally Observer (St
> John's, Antigua).
> 937. Recreational Use of Viagra Dangerous -- UPI headline
> 938. Rector With Crowbar Seeks To Lay Nun's Ghost -- Daily Graphic.
> 939. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
> 940. Report: Depression Causes Impotence
> 941. Report: U.S. Scientists Create 'Living Breasts'
> 942. Research: Beer Stops Cancer Damage -- UPI headline
> 943. Researcher Links Obesity, Food Portions -- AP headline
> 944. Researchers Locate Tomato Gene -- AP headline
> 945. Researchers Can See Thoughts
> 946. Revolt By Yard Men
> 947. Rhode Island Seeks Weightless Prison -- Lewiston (ME) Sun Journal
> 948. Rhode Island to Honor Mr. Potato Head -- AP headline
> 949. Ribena Offer To Blood Service
> 950. Right To Die Advocate Found Dead.
> 951. Rise Of 'Mutants' Leaves France A Divided Nation - Times
> 952. Risque Business: Misguided Skating Officials Are Cracking down on
> Pelvis-Pumping and Lap-Dancing - as Though People Actually Want to Watch
> Olympians Skate -- San Francisco Chronicle headline
> 953. RJB To Spend £50m On Lifting Australian Stake - The Times
> 954. Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery
> 955. Robber Sawed His Father In Half
> 956. Robbers Attack School in Pretoria -- AP headline
> 957. Rolling Stones Give Free Concert - No One Killed -- Reuters headline
> 958. Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself -- from the Chicago
> Rotary Club journal Gyrator
> 959. RSPCA Fights Motorbikes For Hamsters -- Daily Telegraph
> 960. Russia Unsure of Where Fugitive Is -- AP headline
> 961. Russian Troops Tell Of Invisible Enemy -- Guardian.
> 962. Russia's Economic Woes Outweigh The Universe -- Guardian
> 963. Russia's Statistics Boss Accused of Fraud
> 964. S. Africa Battles Invasion Of Alien Water-Snatchers -- Daily Yomiuri
> (Japan)
> 965. S. Florida Illegal Aliens Cut In Half By New Law
> 966. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
> 967. Saints Overrun Hapless Halifax -- Guardian.
> 968. Salesman Says He Left, 4 Large Rings In Malden Bathtub
> 969. Sand Found On Beach Shocker -- Hartlepool Mail
> 970. Santa Accused of Slapping Child -- Reuters
> 971. Santa Gives Jesus The Sack -- Guardian
> 972. Santa Rosa Man Denies He Commited Suicide In South San Francisco
> 973. 'Santa' Steals Painkiller From Drug Store -- AP headline
> 974. Saudi Takes Four Wives in One Night to Spite His Ex -- AFP headline
> 975. Save My Life And I'll Sue You, Warned Suicide Note -- Daily
Telegraph
> 976. Save Streams, Fish Head Warns -- Bainbridge (GA) Review
> 977. Saving The Whale From Space -- BBC News Online
> 978. Scared of Y2K? Head for a Nuclear Reactor -- Reuters headline
> 979. Scent Foul Play In Death Of Man Found Bound And Hanged
> 980. School Praised After Vandalism -- West Briton
> 981. School Says Boy in Drag Can't Be Queen -- Reuters headline
> 982. Science Confirms: Politicians Lie -- Reuters headline
> 983. Scientists Find "Cure" For Sex-Change Fish -- Evening Standard
(London)
> 984. Scientists Grow Human Arms And Legs On Trees! - People & Places
(Ghana)
> 985. Scientists Hoping To Grow Their Own Livers -- Daily Record
> 986. Scientists See Quakes In L.A. Future -- The Oregonian, January 28
> 987. Scientists To Have Ford's Ear
> 988. [Indian] Scientists Use Radiation to Cure Flatulence -- Reuters
> headline
> 989. Scots Experts To Help Georgia's Rural Economy -- The Scotsman
> 25/01/2000
> 990. Scottish Scientists Plan Search For Laziness Gene -- Reuters
headline
> 991. Senate Passes Death Penalty Measure Provides For Electrocution For
> All Persons Over 17
> 992. Senators Maintain Their Hold On Devils -- Newark (NJ) Star Ledger
> 993. Seven Foreigners, Seven Locals Up Each Other At Wotulu Memorial --
> Inodnesioan Observer
> 994. Severed Hand Saved By Peas -- The Sun
> 995. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
> 996. Sex Scandal Vicar Seeks New Position
> 997. Sex Up and Down after September 11 -- Reuters headline
> 998. Shark Dies Biting Man
> 999. Sharks Gored In Bullring -- Sunday Times (Johannesburg)
> 1000. Shell Found on Beach -- (Brighton Argus, UK)
> 1001. Sheep Answers Monk's Prayer -- Darlington & Stockton Times
> 1002. Shirtless Woman Joyrides in Stolen Police Cruiser -- Denver Post
> headline
> 1003. Shooting Suspect Said Hot-Tempered -- AP headline
> 1004. Shops Put "In Peril By Flowers"
> 1005. Shot Man Mistaken For Feral Cat: Police
> 1006. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66
> 1007. Sick Skunks Overrun Massachusetts -- Lewiston (Me:) Sun Journal.
> 1008. Silent Bar Staff And Customers With Three Legs At Inn -- West Briton
> (Cornwall).
> 1009. Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer
> 1010. Silicon Boys Have More Time to Look for Love -- AFP headline
> 1011. Six Take £8m Pot -- News Of The World
> 1012. Slave Sale Aids Charity -- Gloucester Echo
> 1013. Slow Progress For Rotting Estate Victims -- Glossop (Derbyshire)
> Advertiser
> 1014. Small Town Celebrates "Toilet Fest" -- AP headline
> 1015. Smaller Families Recquire Less Food
> 1016. Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency
> 1017. Smokers Have Odd Brains
> 1018. Snake Throws Master Into Cell
> 1019. Snake Venom Slows Breast Tumor Growth -- UPI headline
> 1020. Sneak Attack By Soviet Bloc Not Foreseen --The Atlanta Journal
4/4/79
> 1021. Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter -- AP headline
> 1022. Snowman Accused Of Indecency - Daily Telegraph
> 1023. Snowman Quits Top Opera Job -- Times
> 1024. Some People Have Been Gormless Since 1746 -- Daily Telegraph
> 1025. Some Phone Psychics Provide Useless, Erroneous Information
> 1026. Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction
> 1027. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
> 1028. Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again
> 1029. Spaniard Hits Girlfriend at Anti-Violence Rally
> 1030. Spaniards Study Inside of Ham
> 1031. Special Events Mark Domestic Violence Month -- Seattle
> Post-Intellgencer.
> 1032. Spiders Signed Up For Army
> 1033. Split Rears In Farmers' Movememt
> 1034. Spooked Elephants Riot At Suburban Mall
> 1035. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
> 1036. Squirrel Ransacks House Looking For Peanuts -- D Telegraph.
> 1037. Squirrel Sleuth Cracks Robbery -- Reuters headline
> 1038. Squirrel Turns City Dark, Sets Grass Fire -- Ogden (Ut)
> Standard-Examiner.
> 1039. Squirrels Eating Tokyo -- High Desert Advocate (West Wendover,
Nevada).
> 1040. St Malo: Largest Amount Of Cannabis Ever Seized In Joint Operation
> -- Jersey Evening Post
> 1041. Stabbing Doesn't Spoil Friendship
> 1042. Stadium Air Conditioning Fails - Fans Protest
> 1043. Staff Dig Deep For Children -- Gloucestershire Echo.
> 1044. Stampede For Compost
> 1045. State Will Poison Rivers So It Can Count Dead Fish
> 1046. Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After
> Age 25 -- Mary Ann Tebdo Republican Senator From Colorado Springs
> 1047. Steals Clock, Faces Time
> 1048. Stealth Fighter Crashes Into A Time Warp -- Irish Times.
> 1049. Steel-Eating Microbes Threaten To Devour Britain's Ports --
> Independent On Sunday.
> 1050. Stephen King Impersonator Steals 5,000 Lobsters
> 1051. Sterilizations Solves Problems, For Pets, Owners
> 1052. Stiff Opposition Expected To Casketless Funeral Plan
> 1053. Stiff Opposition To Casketless Funeral Plan
> 1054. Stock Market Succumbs to Reality -- AP headline
> 1055. Stolen Painting Found By Tree
> 1056. Stop Strimming Hedgehogs -- Nottingham Evening Post
> 1057. Strawberry Charged Over Sex And Drugs -- Int. Herald Tribune,
> 1058. Strawberry Speaks Of Death Wish -- Int. Herald Tribune
> 1059. Straw's Pledge To Rape Victims -- Express
> 1060. Stretches Of M62 Have "Vanished" -- Huddersfield Daily Examiner
> 1061. Strike Over, Twinkie Shortage Ends -- AP headline
> 1062. Stud Tires Out
> 1063. Study Finds Broad Problems in Army
> 1064. Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -- Cornell Daily Sun, December 7,
1995
> 1065. Study Links Menopause, Aging
> 1066. Study: Ape Herpes Viruses May Be Transmissible to Humans -- Reuters
> headline
> 1067. Study: Alcohol May Prevent Dementia -- AP headline
> 1068. Study: Depressed Women Live Longer -- AP headline
> 1069. Study: Drinking, Fainting Connected -- AP headline
> 1070. Study: Duct Tape Doesn't Seal Ducts -- AP headline
> 1071. Study: Ecstasy Causes Brain Damage -- AP headline
> 1072. Study: Gay Clergy Disregarding Church Ban On Celibacy
> 1073. Study: Narcissists are Dangerous
> 1074. Study: Obesity Can Shorten Lifespan -- AP headline
> 1075. Students Compete for Pillow Fight Record -- AP headline
> 1076. Substitute Teachers Seeking Respect -- AP headline
> 1077. Successful Heads May Be Shared -- Daily Telegraph
> 1078. Sues Bride Of 4 Mouths
> 1079. Suit Says Hospital Mistook Constipation For Cancer
> 1080. Summer Treat: Ice Cream "Isn't Health Food" -- Reuters headline
> 1081. Superheroes Make Kids Eat Fruit and Vegetables -- Reuters headline
> 1082. Surgery For Duck Hurt By Anglers Left Hook -- Jersey Evening Post
> 1083. Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -- The New
> York Times, November 22
> 1084. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
> 1085. Suspected Alien Boat Dodges Customs -- Brisbane Courier Mail.
> 1086. Suspected Bank Robber Leaves a Clue: Driver's License -- Houston
> Chronicle headline
> 1087. Suspended MP Accused Of Telling A Hundred Lies -- The Guardian
> 1088. Swallowed Diamond Ring Shows Up as Evidence -- Reuters headline
> 1089. Swamp Thing Bedevils Police Station -- The Record (Hackensack New
> Jersey)
> 1090. Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects
> 1091. Swedish Dentist Seizes Teeth in Payment Dispute
> 1092. Swedish Jet Hijacked By Bread Roll
> 1093. Swiss Hale Heroin Giveaway A Success -- Associated Press
> 1094. System Fails To Catch Hermaphrodite Cattle -- Irish Times
> 1095. TABLETS Viagra blamed for 69 deaths -- Ceefax News Page
> 1096. Tarmac Close To Merger With Aggregate -- Sunday Times
> 1097. Tarzan's Loincloth Hid A Big Swinger -- Sunday Times (South Africa).
> 1098. Tax Break For Hedgehogs -- Nottingham Evening Post.
> 1099. Tax Mooted For Flatulent Cows -- Brisbane (Aust) Sunday Mail.
> 1100. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
> 1101. Teen Girls Driving More Like Boys -- AP headline
> 1102. Teen-Age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men -- The Sunday
> Oregonian, September 24
> 1103. Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying
> 1104. Tennessee Williams Brought To Life In A Unique Setting
> 1105. Tequila Helps Actress Take Her Clothes Off -- Reuters headline
> 1106. Termites Lay Siege To New Orleans -- Sunday Times (South Africa)
> 1107. Testicles On Sale -- The Nambian
> 1108. Texans Chip in to Rescue Stranded Chicken-Hypnotist -- Reuters
headline
> 1109. Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders - The Miami
> Herald
> 1110. Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son - The
> Arkansas Plainsman
> 1111. The Correct Version Declares God Ambidextrous
> 1112. The Mad Hatter Saves Alice From Knifeman
> 1113. "The Pill" Might Prevent Acne Too -- AP headline
> 1114. The Queen Is A "Parrot" Says Paisley -- Daily Telegraph
> 1115. The Unknown Clouds Search for School Superintendent -- Louisville,
> Kentucky
> 1116. There Can Be No Excuse For Drinking While Under The Influence Of
> Alcohol -- Hull Daily Mail
> 1117. There May Be Diamonds in Planets -- AP headline
> 1118. They Came They Saw... Swindon --Western Daily Press
> 1119. Thief Nabbed Returning for Ass -- UPI headline
> 1120. Thieves Steal 8 Tons of Spa Mud -- AP headline
> 1121. Thomas the Tank Engine Discovered Driving Taxi -- Reuters headline
> 1122. Thousands See Green Man -- North Devon Journal.
> 1123. Three in hospital after fresh Legionnaires' outbreak -- Ananova
> 1124. Three Wise Men Refused Visas By Saudi Arabia
> 1125. Thugs Eat Then Rob Proprietor
> 1126. Tigers Shoot Down Gunship -- Irish Tmes
> 1127. Time Machine Found In Brain
> 1128. Titanic Shipyard May Sack Workers -- AP headline
> 1129. Toad Stuck In Share Hole Despite High-Profile Signing -- Daily
> Telegraph
> 1130. Toads Stop Play In Top Cricket Pub
> 1131. Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes -- The Daily Progress,
> Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30
> 1132. Tomorrow: Political Guru Ed Rollins At 9 AM
> 1133. Tony Blair Promises Parents The Right To Smack --Independent
> 1134. Too Much Homework is Bad for You, UK Academics Say -- Reuters
headline
> 1135. Top Evangelist Caught Red-Handed With Nanny-Goat - People & Places
> (Ghana)
> 1136. Top Surgeon Is To Head New Body In Medical Ethics -- Evening
Standard
> 1137. Top Terror Fugitive Hid from Police on Nudist Beach -- AP headline
> 1138. Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty -- Independent
> 1139. Town To Drop School Bus, When Overpass Is Ready
> 1140. Towns Must Spend Big To Fight Alien Plans -- Boston Globe
> 1141. Toxic Waste Tour Planned
> 1142. Traffic Dead Rise Slowly
> 1143. Traffic Stop May Check Alien Status -- Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
> 1144. Tragedy Of Mother Eaten By Maggots -- Mirror.
> 1145. Train Driver Temporarily Blinded by Exploding Pigeon -- PA headline
> 1146. Transsexuals Benefits Cut Off -- Highbury & Islington Express.
> 1147. Trapeze Artist Attacks Rival with Castration Tongs -- Reuters
> 1148. Trapped Dragons Are Blamed For Problems At New Hong Kong Airport --
> Weekly Telegraph
> 1149. Trojan Is New EU Secretary-General -- Irish Times
> 1150. Trout Being Tempted By Extra-Terrestrials - Dudley Chronicle
> 1151. Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast
> 1152. Turkey Blamed For Appaling Driving
> 1153. Turkey Votes for Christmas -- Financial Times
> 1154. Tv Reporters Feel Pressure On Cha-Cha -- Philippine Dally Inquirer.
> 1155. TV Sets To Book Hols
> 1156. Twinkles Shortage Looms -- New York Dally News.
> 1157. Two Cars Were Reported Stolen By The Groveton Police Yesterday.
> 1158. Two Convicts Evade Noose Jury Hung
> 1159. Two One-Legged Inmates Skip Jail -- Reuters headline
> 1160. Two Sisters Reunited After Eighteen Years At Checkout Counter
> 1161. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
> 1162. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
> 1163. U R Out: Man Fired by SMS -- Sydney (Australia) Morning Herald
headline
> 1164. U.S. Army To Use 'Green' Tungsten Bullets -- Reuters headline
> 1165. U.S. Audit Finds Funds For Youth Misspent
> 1166. U.S. Diplomat Expelled from Cuban Dog Club, Dog Stays -- AFP
headline
> 1167. U.S. Distances Itself From Haiti -- AP headline
> 1168. U.S. Food Service, Feeds Thousands, Grosses Millions
> 1169. U.S. Govt Heads For Shutdown, Blame Flies
> 1170. U.S. Workers Getting Pink Slips for Christmas
> 1171. USDA To Shift Testing Of Ready-To-Eat Meat Plants -- Cnn News
> 1172. Uganda Facing Condom Shortage -- AP headline
> Ugandans Enjoying the Good Life -- AP headline apparently unrelated
> to the above which appeared the same day.
> 1173. UK Charter Aims To Improve Rights For The Dead -- British Medical
> Journal
> 1174. UN Backs Dog Jailed For Killing Bishop -- Sunday Telegraph
> 1175. Unconscious Can 'Think' But Not About Popcorn
> 1176. Uncut Workers Better Survivors -- The Australian.
> 1177. Under Pressure at Work? Get a Life-- Reuters headline
> 1178. Undergrads Flunk Sperm Bank Tests -- Straits Times Singapore)
> 1179. Underwater Church Rescue
> 1180. Unexpected Trees Jump The Gun On Playing Place Roundabouts -- West
> Briton (Cornwall).
> 1181. Unicorn Safe Thanks To Cash
> 1182. Unusual Millennium Parties Planned -- AP headline
> 1183. Urgent Plea For "Flying Lollipop" Patrols -- Cornish Guardian
> 1184. Use Of Heroin Shooting Up -- Huntingdon Town Crier
> 1185. Van In Pork Pie Ambush -- Newcastle Journal
> 1186. Vegetables Start Talking To Professor
> 1187. Viagra to Raise Sri Lanka Troop Morale -- AFP headline
> 1188. Victim Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies
> 1189. Victim's Family Didn't Need Another Death -- Rocky Mountain News
> 1190. Vietnam Elects Dead Man To Politburo
> 1191. Virgins Are Discovered In Essex
> 1192. Voting Down but Political Humor Up -- AP headline
> 1193. VW Beetle Starts up After Being Buried for 10 Years -- PA headline
> 1194. W.I To Remove Jam From Toilets
> 1195. Wachtler Tells Graduates That Life In Jail Is Demeaning -- The
> Buffalo News, February 26
> 1196. Wang Ousts 'Nutcracker' for Next Year -- Boston Globe headline
> 1197. Wanted: Suitable Position for Disoriented Indian Maharaja
> 1198. War Dims Hope For Peace
> 1199. Watchdog Gets A New Head -- Luton Times.
> 1200. Water Missing In The Middle Of The Sea -- Guardian
> 1201. Waves Of Chaos Wash Over Road -- Walthamstow (London) Guardian
> 1202. We All Hope And Pray For Peach In Northen Ireland
> 1203. We Think Rain Caused The Floods, Says Thames Water -- Newbury &
> Thatcham Chronicle
> 1204. We Will Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container.
> 1205. Website For Penguins -- Western Dally Press.
> 1206. Week Ends Month of China Relations -- AP headline
> 1207. Weekly Sex May Prevent Colds and Flu --study -- Reuters headline
> 1208. Weird and Wacky Reigned Supreme in 2003 -- Reuters headline
> 1209. "Weirdos" Will Visit Cornwall -- West Briton
> 1210. Welfare Exorcises 70,000 Ghosts -- Johannesburg Star.
> 1211. Westinghouse Will Buy Infinity For $3.9 Billion
> 1212. We've Rescued A Deer (We Found It In A Tree)
> 1213. Whale Flatulence Stuns Scientists -- Sydney (Australia) Telegraph
> headline
> 1214. Whatever Their Motives, Moms Who Kill Kids Still Shock Us -- Holland
> Sentinal, date unknown
> 1215. When Doctors Smoked and Hair Was Lacquered -- New York Times
headline
> 1216. When Ebola and HIV Are Your Friends -- AFP headline
> 1217. When Elephants Ruled... Hackney -- Times
> 1218. White Flower Two Day Sale-(Friday Only)
> 1219. Whoopee? Oopsie! Honk If the Dealership Used Your Car for Sex -- St.
> Petersburg (Fla.) Times headline
> 1220. Why Americans Love to Hate Government -- Reuters headline
> 1221. Why Tarts Are Big In Telford -- Irish Times.
> 1222. Wife Drowns In Kitchen While Looking For Food
> 1223. Wife Forgives Killer Elephant -- Melbourne Herald-Sun
> 1224. Wife Regrets Staying With Man She Killed
> 1225. Wife Stabs Husband After He Brings Her Bouquets -- Reuters headline
> 1226. Wild Wife League Will Meet Tonight
> 1227. Wildcat's Garbage Puzzles County Board --Berlin Reporter
> 1228. William Kelly, 87, Was Fed Secretary
> 1229. Windows 95 Were For Houses, Thief Belived -- Irish Times
> 1230. Winner Dies in Russian 'Vodka Marathon,' Five Runners-up
> Hospitalised -- AFP headline
> 1231. Wolves In Complex Bid For Brewer -- Guardian.
> 1232. Woman Accused Of Giving Bears Ice Cream -- Las Vegas Review-Journal
> 1233. Woman Beats Off Rapist -- Daily Mail
> 1234. Woman Fights Giant Radish -- Johannesburg Citizen.
> 1235. Woman Fined for Not Giving 30-day Notice Before Dying -- Fitchburg
> (Mass.) Sentinel and Enterprise headline
> 1236. Woman Flushes Toilet, Then Catches Fire -- Rocky Mountain News
> 1237. Woman From Mars Says Nothing -- Leyton (London) Guardian
> 1238. Woman Gives Birth to Tortoise (Metro, UK)
> 1239. Woman Hit Twice By Same Car in 24 Hours -- Reuters headline
> 1240. Woman Is Pregnant Thanks To Her Sister
> 1241. Woman Rents House But Complains About Corpse
> 1242. Woman Scolded For Killing Husband
> 1243. Woman Swims 12 Miles After Sinking -- Irish Times
> 1244. Woman Tries to Give Away Dad on Internet -- AP headline
> 1245. Woman Uses Breasts as Bird's Nest -- Reuters headline
> 1246. Woman Was Left A "Monster" -- Irish Times
> 1247. Woman with Two Wombs Gives Birth to Twins -- Reuters headline
> 1248. Woman's Body Found In Cemetery -- Lancashire Evening Post
> 1249. Women Bowlers Vote To Keep Their Skirts On -- Sunday Telegraph.
> 1250. Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
> 1251. Work Starts On New Zebra -- Bridlington Free Press.
> 1252. Workers Down Tools at Viagra Factory Over Hard Helmets -- GMB union
> circular regarding a health and safety dispute
> 1253. World Rubber Body Unlikely to Make Major Changes
> 1254. Worry On Educaion -- Express & Star
> 1255. Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely! -- The
> Houston Chronicle
> 1256. Wrecks Blamed On Carelessness -- AP Headline
> 1257. X Marks the Spot as Dog Finds Buried Owner -- Reuters headline
> 1258. X-ray Confirms Snake Swallowed Dog -- AP headline
> 1259. Y2K Crisis Center: What To Do? -- AP headline
> 1260. Yellow Snow Tested For Nutrition
> 1261. Yeltsin Promises To Stay In Space -- Irish Times
> 1262. Yes, I'd Like To Be Castrated, Please -- Kansas City Star
> 1263. Yeti Teaching Students Valuable Lessons
> 1264. You Can't Buy Love, but Euro Brings Cheaper Sex -- Reuters headline
> 1265. You Can't Help Being a Grumpy Old Sourpuss, It's How Your Brain Is
> -- London Observer headline
> 1266. You Want To Be Buried on the Moon? -- AP headline
> 1267. Young Encouraged to Worship Bodies, Not Brains - Head -- PA headline
> 1268. Youngsters Catapulted Back Into The Roman Era -- Newcastle Journal
> 1269. Youth Found In Call Box With Fork -- South Devon Herald Express
> 1270. Your Chance to Spend More Time in Public Toilets -- Reuters headline
> 1271. Yo-Yo Thefts Rising in Singapore
> 1272. Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals -- Reuters headline
> 1273. Zoo Rescues Tom Thumb -- Metro (London)
>
> Many thanks to Richard Edkins, Jon Hall, B G Dorgan and Hawkmoon for
> submitting quite a few headlines, Andy from Seagate for the trash
> compacter story, Colin Matthews, Mike Wilson, Jennifer Woodmansee, Newt,
> Dave Monk, David Cook, Lynda Featherstone, John McBride for informing me
> of my Googlewhack "Malaysian Gyrator" [ GoogleWhack ], Anna Tickle
>
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