Foot Heads Arms Body

Wayne Johnson austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Sun Jul 4 09:52:01 2004


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> Fellow Ghettow Dwellerz:
>
> Came across this wonderful selecta of odd and unintentionally funny
> headlilnes while surfing for info on a British author who wrote a number
> of books on same.
>
> Two of these books were:
>
> IT MUST BE TRUE
>
> and
>
> LADY WITH SMALL DOG SEEKS POST
>
>
> Anyone heerd of this author?
>
>
> I seem to recall his name was 'Potter' but may be confusing him with the
> guy who wrote the 'lifesmanship' books.
>
>
> This all got aroused again when I came across the following little marvel,
> from the Mainichi Daily News (Japan):
>
> MAN STABS TIRES ON 60 CARS TO RELEASE PRESSURE
> (Delightful Headline from 'Mainichi Daily News', Japan)
> YOKOHAMA -- A jobless man who is suspected of using a dagger to
> deliberately damage tires on up to 60 vehicles here has told investigators
> that he was irritated by the massive number of cars passing his home,
> police said Friday.
> "The endless number of cars driving past my house was really getting to
> me," Koichi Arashi, 37, a resident of Seya-ku, Yokohama, was quoted as
> telling investigators. He is already under indictment over a separate
> theft case.
> In the specific case for which he was arrested recently, Arashi used a
> dagger to rupture a tire on a car belonging to a 63-year-old construction
> company owner in Seya-ku in the predawn hours of May 29, investigators
> said.
> He admitted to involvement in 50 to 60 similar cases. Since last April,
> police have received reports that tires on cars parked at homes and
> parking lots in Seya-ku have been ruptured in some 170 cases. (Mainichi
> Shimbun, Japan, July 2, 2004
>
> The following are real strange headlines from various newspapers.
> This document layout is copyright 1997-2003 Steven Ward (me).
>
> I would like MORE. So if you have any just drop me a line to the address
> below.
> On Thursday, September 07, 2000 this list exceeded 1000 headlines.
>
> Unlike other headline lists on the web, this list is updated on a monthly
> basis and where possible I have listed the paper where the headline
> origniated.
>
> Last modified: Thursday, 13-Feb-2003 14:24:45 GMT
>
> Please click on the letter below to view headlines beginning with it.
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>    1. 1.6 Million Cherokees Are Recalled -- L.A Times
>    2. $200 Fine Risk For Mobile Car Use -- Sunday Mail
>    3. £3 To Drive Into City -- Evening Standard
>    4. £20 To Fight Crime In England And Wales -- Local Government First
> (LGA Newsletter}
>    5. 02 Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
>    6. 7 Reasons Why Teacher's Find Us Top Class -- T4Teachers advertisment
>    7. 10 Revolting Officers Executed
>    8. 12 On Their Way To Cruise Among Dead In Plane Crash
>    9. 17 Aliens Held
>   10. 18 Hurt In Cheese Roll
>   11. 18,000 Women Recalled For New Tests - The Times
>   12. 20-Year Friendship Ends At Altar
>   13. 29 Hurt As Students Demand Right To Cheat
>   14. 29 Nations Approve Bribery Ban
>   15. 40 Men Escape Watery Graves When Vessel Flounders In Ale
>   16. 4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves
>   17. 500 Elves Loose
>   18. 500-Year-Old Child Found -- The Australian.
>   19. A Million ET's Get New Identity Deal
>   20. Ability To Swim May Save Children From Drowning
>   21. Abstention From Sex Does Not Make One Stupid - Nurse
>   22. Accident Made Salesman "Too Nice" For Job - Daily Telegraph
>   23. Accordionists Seek Some Respect -- AP headline
>   24. This appeared on the same day as: Acupuncture May Up Chance of
> Test-Tube Pregnancy -- Reuters headline
>   25. ACT Women's Conference Pursues Broad Agenda -- Our Voice - PSU Group
> Report
>   26. Admits Shooting Husband From Stand,During Trial
>   27. Afrikaaners Find God In London - Sundy Independent (South Africa)
>   28. After 100 Years, Coward Celebration -- AP headline
>   29. Air Head Fired
>   30. Airborne Deer Kills Man - New York Times
>   31. Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents - Report -- Reuters
> headline
>   32. Airport Plea For Visitors To Stay Away - Scotsman
>   33. Aladdin's Cave Is Found In Pub
>   34. Aladdin's Cave Wins Village Shop Award
>   35. Alaska Warned: Don't Become Florida
>   36. Alcohol Ads Promote Drinking -- The Hartford Courant, November 18
>   37. Alien Gangs Prey On UK -- Daily Mirror
>   38. Alien Hedgehogs Spread Terror In The Hebrides-- The Times
>   39. Alien In Sydney Pines For Port -- Adelaide Advertiser.
>   40. Alien Unit Probe May Lead To Further Action -- Johannesburg Star
>   41. Aliens Are In Control Of Blair, Say Serb Psychics -- Independent On
> Sunday.
>   42. Aliens Blamed For Woes Of Society
>   43. Aliens Crammed Into Toilet
>   44. Aliens Eat Swamp
>   45. Aliens Found At Pentagon -- Sutton On Sunday (Sutton Coldfield).
>   46. Aliens On "Student" Visas Slip Under Net - Brisbane (Australia)
> Courier-Mail
>   47. Aliens On Jakarta Blacklist
>   48. Aliens To Fill Future Jobs Need Say Experts -- Irish Independent
>   49. All-Stars Turn On Sparse Crowd
>   50. American Ships Head To Lybia
>   51. Americans Driven To Suicide By Fear Of Death -- Daily Telegraph
>   52. Amnesia Costs Accountant 11 Years
>   53. Analysis: Jobs End Welfare
>   54. Ancient Blonde Corpses Raise Questions
>   55. Ancient Chinese Tradition Develops -- AP headline
>   56. Ancient King To Watch Over Bike Network -- Southampton Daily Echo
>   57. Angel's Future Now 'Secure' -- The Licencee.
>   58. Angels On Cloud Nine After Award -- The Licencee.
>   59. Animal 'Fart Tax' Puts Wind up New Zealand Farmers -- AFP headline
>   60. Animals Take Over Village That Changed Hands Twice - Irish Times
>   61. Animals Turn To Teaching
>   62. Antibacterial Ingredient in Shampoo May Prevent HIV -- Reuters
headline
>   63. Antique Stripper To Display Wares At Store
>   64. Ants Show BT How To Control Computers
>   65. Aquarium Lands Bomber -- Bristol Evening Post
>   66. Arafat Swears In Cabinet
>   67. Archangels To Guard Vatican In Cyberspace
>   68. Armageddon Ahead, Please Fasten Your Bible Belt -- Times (London)
>   69. Armageddon Could Threaten United's Promotion Push
>   70. Army Felled By Sheep -- Express
>   71. Army Social Worker Punched His Boss At Conference On Anger -- Irish
> Times
>   72. Around The World Rhinos Crash Back To Earth -- Guardian.
>   73. Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts Fire
>   74. Artificial Intelligence Like Real Thing
>   75. Asbestos Man In Compensation Bid -- Hounslow Guardian
>   76. Asbestos Suit Pressed
>   77. Astrologers Fail to Predict Proof They Are Wrong -- London Telegraph
> headline
>   78. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
>   79. Attack By ET Proves Costly
>   80. Attack By Goat Ends In Car Ban
>   81. Attack On Rat Mistaken For Chinese -- Daily Post
>   82. Auditor Confronts Martian - Irish Times
>   83. Autos Killing 110 A Day Let's Resolve To Do Better
>   84. Average Movie Cost Reaches $53.4M
>   85. Axe For Media School's Head -- Johannesburg, Star.
>   86. Babies Used To Sneak Drugs Into Prison
>   87. Baboon Becomes A Landlady -- The Parrot (Ghana)
>   88. Baboon Tossers Are Welcome -- Grantham Journal
>   89. Baby Boomers Not Planning to Retire
>   90. Bachelors Prefer Beauty To Brains In Their Wives
>   91. Bacteria Go Bald And Lose Their Grip
>   92. Bacteria May Make Bullet Proof Vests
>   93. Bad Driving Causes Most Car Crashes -- London Evening Standard
>   94. Bad Food Makes A Poor Picnic.
>   95. Baker Stabbed Woman 99 Times In Self-Defence - Irish Times
>   96. Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood
>   97. Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex
>   98. Banana On Sodomy Charges - Guardian
>   99. Bananas And Oranges Linked To Violent Crime -- Sunday Telegraph
>  100. Bananas Get Animated
>  101. Bangkok Launches Anti-Butt Campaign -- Arab News (Jeddah)
>  102. Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board
>  103. Bankrupt Association Termed In Poor Shape --Lawrence (Ka)
> Journal-World 7/12/77
>  104. Baptists Halt Talks With Catholics -- AP headline
>  105. Baywatch Star Objects To Fake Sex
>  106. BBC Raises Dead To Give Comedy New Life -- Times.
>  107. Bearded Lady Sues Dwarf -- UPI headline
>  108. Beatrix Potter Bolied Squirrels -- Sunday Times
>  109. Beavers Fly Flag In Uganda
>  110. Belgian Man Saves Fish with Kiss of Life -- Reuters headline
>  111. Bible Belt Leads U.S. in Divorces -- AP headline
>  112. Bible Church's Focus Is The Bible -- Saint Augustine Record,
> Florida, December 3, 1994
>  113. "Bibles Sold To The Dead" Claim -- Bradford Telegraph & Argus.
>  114. Big Black Hole Found In The Sky
>  115. Bike Cop Finds Man With Crack -- Mt. Airy News in Mt. Airy, NC
>  116. Bird Bath Takes Flight -- Bridlington (Humberside) Free Press.
>  117. Bird Crime Up -- Dally Telegraph.
>  118. Bishop Attacks Childless Couples -- Huddersfield Daily Examiner.
>  119. Biting Nails Can Be Sign Of Tenseness In A Person -- The Daily
> Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2
>  120. Black-Belt Prosecutor Leg-Locks Defendant -- Reuters Headline
>  121. Blind Bishop Appointed To See
>  122. Blind Man Bites Guide Dog In Drunken Rage - Daily Telegraph
>  123. Blind Rioters Apprehended In Zambia
>  124. Blind Users Stymied By New Internet Graphics
>  125. Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years
>  126. Blue Skies Unless Its Cloudy --San Francisco Chronicle 5/29/??
>  127. Body Found On Boat Seized By Bailiffs And Due To Be Auctioned --
> Isle Of Wight County Press
>  128. Body Of Unarmed Man Slain By Police Leaving For Africa -- Associated
> Press.
>  129. Body Wants New Blood - Chingford Guardian
>  130. Bold Plan To Put Capetown On Map - Sunday Times Business News
> (Johannesburg)
>  131. Bomb Hit By Library
>  132. Bookbinder Wants His Ashes Kept in Special Book on Library Shelf --
> PA headline
>  133. "Boom Box" Explodes, One Dead -- Reuters headline
>  134. Boots Fined For Selling Underage Girl Dracula
>  135. Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals
>  136. Boy Trapped Inside His Own Body Gets £3.3m -- Wolverhampton Express
> & Star.
>  137. Boy Who Drowned Couldn't Swim -- The Province Vancouver, BC, Canada,
> 18th Or 19th September 2000
>  138. Brain Bank Seeks More Deposits -- Reuters headline
>  139. Bridge Sets 60 Mph Limit For Pedestrians -- Dundee Courier
>  140. Bring Back The Bongs, Say Mps -- Metro.
>  141. Britain Inches Grudgingly Towards Metric System -- Reuters headline
>  142. Britain To Free Children From Soccer Slavery - The Times
>  143. Britain's Radioactive Lobsters Upset Norway - Independent
>  144. British Gay Activists Scale Palace
>  145. British Helicopters Could Shoot Themselves Down -- AFP headline
>  146. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands -- Daily Telegraph
>  147. British MPs to Drink Ethically Produced Coffee
>  148. British Push Bottles Up Germans
>  149. British Soldiers Sue over Stress in Battle -- Reuters headline
>  150. British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply
>  151. Briton Gored By Bull In Intensive Care - Daily Telegraph
>  152. Brothel Found at Car Repair Shop -- AP headline
>  153. Buddhist Monk Hacks Off Errant Abbots Head With Kitchen Knife
>  154. Bug Spawns 100 Year Old Babies -- Metro (London)
>  155. Bulge In Trousers Was Ecstasy
>  156. Bull Swallows Autopsy Report
>  157. Bull's Sperm Comes Under The Hammer
>  158. Butter Said as Deadly as Cigarettes -- AP headline
>  159. Butts Slams Beer Ads Featuring Animal Sex -- UPI headline
>  160. C.I.A. Drafts Covert Plan to Topple Saddam
>  161. Cabbage Diced In Social Unrest - The Austrailian
>  162. Cabbage Privatised - Guardian
>  163. Cabbage Startles Solicitors -- Meridian News
>  164. California Governor Makes Stand on Dirty Toilets -- Reuters headline
>  165. California Hopes For An Alien Invasion To Solve Jobs Crisis - Times
> Interface Supplement
>  166. California Seeks 13,000 Sex Offenders
>  167. California Wildlife Destroys Over 40 Homes
>  168. Canada Could Face Sperm Shortage -- Canadian Press headline
>  169. Canadian Prime Minister Doesn't Think Bush Is 'a Moron' -- Reuters
> headline
>  170. Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Mann
>  171. Car Lost In Untended Garden - Daily Telegraph
>  172. Cardigan Keeps Hampshire Cosy - Guardian
>  173. Caribbean Bananas Are Ethical Bananas --UK Minister
>  174. Caribbean Islands Drift To Left
>  175. Carter Plans Swell Deficit
>  176. Carter Ticks Off Black Help
>  177. Cash Boost By Elderly Satan -- Dudley Express & Star.
>  178. Cash Boost For Truancy -- Hounslow Guardian
>  179. Cash Compost Means That Trees Can Grow On Money -- The Times
>  180. Cash Plea To Help Dyslexic Cildren -- South Wales Evening Post
>  181. Cat Tossing Latest Fad On Israeli Highways
>  182. Cats To Replace Husbands -- Times
>  183. Cattleman Grilled by Oprah's Lawyers
>  184. Cause Of Aids Found - Scientists
>  185. Cave Plan Arouses Stalactite Concern -- Irish Times.
>  186. Celibacy Could Make Priests Extinct -- Dally Record.
>  187. Cement Supplies Seen As Adequate
>  188. Cemetery Faces Grave Problems Over Space -- Basingstoke Observer
>  189. Central Bank Aims To Replace The Mattress -- Guardian
>  190. Chaos As Church Split Widens -- Nairobi Nation.
>  191. Chaos As Dead Rat Makes A Break For It - Manchester Evening News
>  192. Chaos Warning As The Sun Explodes -- Metro (London)
>  193. Charges Filed in Fla. Electrocution -- AP headline
>  194. Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
>  195. Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator -- Reuters headline
>  196. Chef Gets Life for Cooking Wife -- Reuters headline
>  197. Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy
>  198. Cher Immortalized in Plastic -- AP headline
>  199. Chicken Banned From Crossing The Road
>  200. Chicken With Artificial Legs Dies A Hero -- Associated Press
>  201. Child Abuse Service Gains Corporate Sponsorship -- The Adelaide
> Advertiser.
>  202. Childminders Get Right To Smack -- Daily Telegraph
>  203. Children Can Glow Safely -- Luton News
>  204. Children's Stool Great For Use In Garden
>  205. Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday
>  206. China Drag Queens Have Officials On Their Knees
>  207. Chinchilla Dirige El Museo Arqueologico Nacional -- (Chinchilla Is
> Manager Of The National Archaeological Museum) El Pais (Spain).
>  208. Chinese Apeman Dated
>  209. Chocolate Biscuit Bites Man In Midnight Snack Attack -- Shetland
Times
>  210. Chocolates, Kissing Could Help Fight Cavities -- AFP headline
>  211. Chopper Search For Man In Underpants -- Luton News
>  212. Chou Remains Cremated
>  213. Christ Resigns As Police Chief
>  214. Christian Cars Stoned in Nazareth -- AP headline
>  215. Christmas Trees Don't Grow On Trees
>  216. Christ's Plans Under Fire From Wandsworth -- Richmond & Twickenham
> Times.
>  217. Church Goes Missing
>  218. Church Homes Shut For Employing Christians
>  219. Church In Northwick Talks -- Berrows Worcester Journal.
>  220. Church Members Given Right To Die -- Guardian
>  221. Church Plan Upsets Brothel -- Adelaide Advertiser
>  222. Circumcision Now Seen As Pointless -- Straits Times (Singapore)
>  223. City May Impose Mandatory Time, For Prostitution
>  224. City Pact Fight Boils
>  225. City Workers Rarely Fired for Doing a Bad Job -- Houston Chronicle
> headline
>  226. Clinton Claims Credit for Y2K Quash -- AP headline
>  227. Clinton Demands Children's Drug Dosages
>  228. Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands - Bangor Maine News
>  229. Clinton Pledges Restraint In Use Of Nuclear Weapons -- Cedar Rapids
> Gazette, April 6
>  230. Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal - The Bosnia Bugle
>  231. Cloning Warning As Japanese Grow Frog Eyes In Laboratory -- Daily
Mail
>  232. Cocaine Use Hits New High -- Brentwood Yellow Advertiser
>  233. Cold Is No Good For Blubs -- Richmond Borough Guardian
>  234. Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
>  235. Collapsed Bridge in China Faulty -- AP headline
>  236. Collegians Are Turning To Vegatables
>  237. Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers
>  238. Commuter Tax On New Yorkers Killed In New Jersey
>  239. Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
>  240. Complaints About NHL Referees Growing Ugly
>  241. Compromise on Ten Commandments -- AP headline
>  242. Condom Firm Streches Product Line
>  243. Condon's Pledge To Murder Witnesses - Daily Mail
>  244. Confidence Sinks in September -- UPI headline
>  245. Congressmen Try To Revive Suit -- International Herald Tribune.
>  246. Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies
>  247. Constipation Is Not the Root of All Evil After All -- Reuters
headline
>  248. Cookies With Condoms Fail Family Taste-Test
>  249. Cops: Man Steals Car to Get to [Car] Theft Hearing -- Jersey City
> Journal headline
>  250. Cops Demanding Bribes From Aliens -- Johannesburg Star.
>  251. Cops Halt Doughnut Shop Robbery
>  252. Cops Quiz Victim In Fatal Shooting
>  253. Coroner In Call To Put A Stop To Drink-All-You-Can-Nights After
> Death -- Sheffield Star
>  254. Cost of Being Poor Rising -- Denver Post headline
>  255. Council Informs Woman Who Died Two Years Ago She Is Dead -- Irish
Times
>  256. Council Not Liable Over Fatally Locked Widows -- The Times
>  257. Council Staff Could Be Axed -- Hounslow Guardian
>  258. County Bars Further Erections
>  259. County Officials Seek Public Input On Adult Stores - Hunstville
> (Texas) Item
>  260. County Officials To Talk Rubbish
>  261. Couple Names Baby After Web Site -- AP headline
>  262. Couple Slain: Police Suspect Homicide
>  263. Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear -- Journal of
> Commerce, April 20
>  264. Court Would Not Accept God Paid For TV Licence -- Somerset Standard
>  265. Cow Attacks School Cook -- Halifax Evening Courier
>  266. Cow Disarms Soldier, Another Kills Witch
>  267. Cowboy Warning In Tornado-Hit Town -- Ceefax (BBC Teletext Service)
>  268. Crashed Jet May Have Flown Too Low -- AP headline
>  269. Crazed Elephant Found In Sea
>  270. Creepy, Crawly Creatures Invade DC -- AP headline
>  271. Crematorium Plans Put On Back Burner -- Selkirk Advertiser
>  272. Cretin Streaking Toward National Record -- Minneapolis (Mn) Star
> Tribune.
>  273. Crime Rise Blamed On Lack Of Police -- ITV Teletext Service
>  274. Crook Joins Barclaycard UK -- Financial Times
>  275. Croupiers On Strike - Management: "No Big Deal"
>  276. Cuba Tries Short Cut To Tailor Economy-- The Times
>  277. Curious George Goes High-tech -- AP headline
>  278. Cuts Could Hurt Animals -- The West Briton
>  279. Damp Patches Discovered On Sun
>  280. Dead Dictator Wanted as President -- Reuters headline
>  281. Dead Dogs Explode -- Bakersfield Californian
>  282. Dead Golfer Plays His Best Round -- Sun
>  283. Dead Man Accuses President -- Guardian.
>  284. Dead Man Catches 23lb Carp -- News 0f The World
>  285. Dead Man Found In Cemetery
>  286. Dead Man Gets Job Back
>  287. Dead Man Remains Dead
>  288. Dead Man Wins His Unfair Sacking Battle -- Daily Mail
>  289. This headline followed: 'Dead' woman wins pension apology - BBC News
> website
>  290. Dead Youth Had Serious Medical Condition - The Dominion (New
Zealand)
>  291. Dead-Beats Contribute to Poverty -- AP headline
>  292. Deadly Centipede Chases Postman - Daily Telegraph
>  293. Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing
>  294. Deaf Magician Disqualified For Hearing -- D. Telegraph.
>  295. Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing
>  296. Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon
>  297. Dealers Will Hear Car Talk Friday At Noon
>  298. Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation
>  299. Death Ruled Unavoidable - Seattle Times
>  300. Deer Congress To Be Held In Cork
>  301. Deer Kill 130,000
>  302. Deer Kill 17,000
>  303. Defendant's Speech Ends In Long Sentence.
>  304. Delivering "Extra Strong" Support For The Three Legged -- The Stage
>  305. Detective Loses Pyjamas In Chase -- Metro
>  306. Devil Could Play Host To The Second Coming Of The Tiger -- Brisbane
> Courier Mail.
>  307. Devil May Postpone Release Of Calicivirus
>  308. Devil's Head Found In Back Seat - The Advertiser (South Austrailia)
>  309. Diaper Market Bottoms Out
>  310. Did Parrots Coexist With Dinosaurs? -- AP headline
>  311. Diet Of Premature Babies "Affects IQ" -- Guardian
>  312. Dinosaurs Struggle For Survival - Lewiston (ME) Sun Journal
>  313. Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows -- The
> New York Times, March 10
>  314. Discoveries: Older Blacks Have Edge In Longevity -- The Chicago
> Tribune, March 5
>  315. Disillusioned Angel Warns Of Too Much Pressure - Western Mail
>  316. Disney Stories Are Unfair On Mad People Says Doctor -- Evening
Standard
>  317. Divine Intervention by Taxi Firm -- Border TV Regional Ceefax 313.
> Full story click Here
>  318. Divorce Is Like A Lonely Gerbil -- Times
>  319. Divorce Leaves Man Blind - Sunday Times (South Africa)
>  320. Doctor Raps "Negligence" -- Daily Mirror
>  321. Doctor Testifies In Horse Suit
>  322. Does Sex Makes Women Sprinters Faster?? -- Reuters headline
>  323. Dog Accused Of Racism -- D. Telegraph
>  324. Dog Dirt In Park - Group Leaders Step In -- Congleton Guardian
>  325. Dog In Bed, Asks Divorce
>  326. Dogs Are Being Taught To Do Housework For The Disabled
>  327. Dog's Eye Saved By Pig Intestine -- Times.
>  328. Dolphins, Whales, Seals Do Research -- AP headline
>  329. Double-Hand Transplant Patient Applauds Operation -- Reuters
headline
>  330. Doughnut Trail Leads Cops to Thief -- Reuters headline
>  331. Down Under Love for Princess Anne's Daughter -- Reuters headline
>  332. Downside to Fewer Violent Deaths: Transplant Organ Shortage Grows --
> New York Times headline
>  333. Dr. Ruth To Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors
>  334. Dragons Help Fund Cure For Diabetes -- North Bay (Ontario) Nugget.
>  335. Dragons Slay Galaxy -- Lewiston (Maine) Sun-Journal.
>  336. Drive To Ban Horse Whipping Mushrooms
>  337. Driver Shocked As Sheep Emerges From Pothole -- Western Mail
>  338. Drug Abuse "Can Be Beaten By Joint Effort"
>  339. Drug Dealers Dealt Heavy Blow Say Police
>  340. Drug Squad Nabs Flying Carpets -- Independent.
>  341. Drugs Fine For Businessman
>  342. Drugs Giant Gets Shot In Arm -- Western Dally Press.
>  343. Drunk Ex-US Marine Hits Corpse -- Irish Times
>  344. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
>  345. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 In '84
>  346. Duck Meat Pie Kills Three Colombian Nuns -- Infobeat
>  347. Ducks Banned From Duck Pond
>  348. DUI Coordinator Resigns After Being Charged With DUI -- AP headline
>  349. Dumped Fish Remains Upset -- Wellington (NZ) Evening Post
>  350. Dutch to Extend Free Heroin Hand-Outs to Addicts -- Reuters headline
>  351. Dutch Undertakers Hire Clown to Lighten the Mood -- PA headline
>  352. Dyke Calls Up Daleks To Take On Hollywood -- Sunday Times
>  353. E.T.'s Wife Dragged To Court -- Weekly Newswatch (Ghana)
>  354. Eagle Found In Man's Sink
>  355. Earth Summit "Offers no help for East Kent" -- East Kent Mercury
>  356. Economist Uses Theory To Explain Economy -- Collinsville
> Herald-Journal, February 8
>  357. Ecstasy Found In Mans Pants -- Eastern Evening News
>  358. El Nino Blamed for Rise in Diarrhea in Peru
>  359. Elf Bribed To Get Plant -- Nairobi Nation
>  360. Elf Condoms Stolen -- Wolverhampton Express & Star
>  361. Elf To Sell Major North Sea Assets -- BBC Ceefax.
>  362. Eloping Lover, 92, In Court - The Times
>  363. Elves Laid Off as Santa Feels Pinch -- AP headline
>  364. Emotional Trauma May Actually Reduce Brain Size
>  365. End Of Cold War Does Little To Reduce Trench Coat Sales
>  366. Energy Executives Urge Some Gas-Emission Limits on Bush -- New York
> Times headline
>  367. Enfant Terrible Sees a Message in Underpants
>  368. Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
>  369. English Solicitors Hope To Inspire Ugandan Ethics -- Law Society
> Gazette
>  370. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
>  371. Enraged Cow Injures House
>  372. ET Guilty Of Attempted Murder -- The Star And SA Times International
>  373. EU Minister Hunts Rubber Duck to Near Extinction. -- The Times
>  374. EU Must Unite On Drugs
>  375. EU Official Hunts Rubber Duck To Near Extinction -- Times
>  376. EU Plans £70m Tower Of Babel -- Sunday Times
>  377. Eunuchs Strut Their Stuff on Indian Catwalk -- AFP headline
>  378. Euro MP Due To Visit Pluto - Bristol Evening Post
>  379. Everyday People Say They Prefer Ethics in Government -- East
> Brunswick (N.J.) Home News Tribune headline
>  380. Evil Spirits Banned From Coffee Bar -- Daily Telegraph
>  381. Evil Spirits Clash With Holy Ghost
>  382. Ex-Dictator Broke, Living With Mom -- AP headline
>  383. Ex-Head Tells Of Elf's Work As Paris Agent --Int. Herald Tribune
>  384. Expert Has Brains Of BSE Chicken
>  385. Expert: Ignorance May Worsen Situation -- UPI headline
>  386. Experts Bury British Coal - Guardian
>  387. Explosion Of Professors At Universities - Sunday Times
>  388. Exposing the Truth: Defendant Moons Jury -- AP headline
>  389. Eye Drops Off Shelf
>  390. Face Transplants No Longer Science Fiction -- Reuters headline
>  391. Fairies From Outer Space Go Missing On Train To Sunderland --
> Sunderland Echo
>  392. Fairy Returned Safe And Well -- Middlesborough Evening Gazette.
>  393. Fairy Tourists Spark Warning To Children -- Bradford Telegraph &
Argus
>  394. Fake Condoms Kill Adam And Eve In China
>  395. Family Frantic As Mother Is Stolen
>  396. Family Issues Ultimatum Over Crater -- Yorkshire Regional Ceefax
>  397. Family Of 17 Defects From North Korea
>  398. Family's Ceiling Leaked Dead Birds
>  399. Families Jettison Meals At Table -- Times
>  400. Farm Worker Axed Friends to Death, Court Told -- PA headline
>  401. Farmer Bill Dies In House
>  402. Farmer Bitten Splitting Dogs
>  403. Fatal Mudslide Blamed On Hill
>  404. Faulty Parts Bring The World To A Halt
>  405. Fayed's Chopper Drives Us Crazy -- Ealing & Acton Gazette
>  406. Fears Over Singing Lollipop -- Johannesburg Times
>  407. Feds Step Up Laundering Crackdown -- AP headline
>  408. Fence Not Keeping Deer From Waltzing -- Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
>  409. Ferries Must Stay Afloat In Worst Of Storms, Say Safety Engineers
>  410. Few Britons Feel Death Had Lasting Effect On Them -- Johannesburg
Star
>  411. Fiji Village to Apologize for Eating English Missionary -- AFP
headline
>  412. Final Funerals In Arkansas -- Daily Telegraph
>  413. Fine Young Man Convicted Of Misdemeanor
>  414. Fish Around On New Web Sites -- Watford Observer.
>  415. Fish Lurk In Streams -- Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle,
> January 29
>  416. Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation At High School
>  417. Fleeing Aliens Denied Entry Into Tanzania
>  418. Floods Only Bring More Tears
>  419. Florida May Need Disabled Voter Machines -- AP headline
>  420. Flowers To Ease Famine -- Scunthorpe Evening Telegraph
>  421. Fly Genes Mixed into Chicken Soup -- UPI headline
>  422. Flying Bishop Pursued -- Guardian
>  423. Flying Goats Spark Alarm
>  424. Flying Rabbis Try To Ward Off Iraqi Attack -- Daily Telegraph
>  425. "Flying Rats" Have Bank In Flap -- Irish News.
>  426. Food Is Basic To Student Diet --Bridgeport (Cn) Post 1/18/78
>  427. Foot Heads Arms Body -- Daily Mirror
>  428. For Valentine's Day, Try to Plan Your Spontaneity -- Indianapolis
> Star headline
>  429. Former Manager "Growled Like A Dog" When He Bit Man's Ear -- Irish
> Times
>  430. Former Python To Open Giraffe House -- The News (Portsmouth)
>  431. Fossil Scientists Track Down Oldest Footprints In The World
>  432. Fox Offers Mexicans An End To Monologue - Financial Times
>  433. Free Advice: Bundle Up When Out In The Cold -- Lexington
> Herald-Leader, January 26
>  434. Free Speech For Aliens
>  435. French Minister 'Condoned Police Shooting Of Aliens' - Guardian
>  436. French Police Suspect Nudist Site Has Something to Hide -- AFP
headline
>  437. Frequent Handshaking May Be Hazardous to Candidates -- AFP headline
>  438. Friends Trade Tattered Card for 49 Years -- AP headline
>  439. Frogs Satirize Racial Politics - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
>  440. Frozen Semen Talks -- from an Australian paper; an article on a
> visit by the Victorian Artificial Breeders Co-op
>  441. FT Not To Blame For Journalists' Suffering -- Independent
>  442. Fuchsia Talks -- Bristol Evening Post
>  443. Fund Set Up For Beating Victim's Kin
>  444. Fur Flies In Cat Kitty -- Evening News?
>  445. Future Bright for Super Stainless Steel -- AFP headline
>  446. Gas Smell Diverts Flight, But It Was Just Passengers Pants
>  447. Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out - The Tallahassee Bugle
>  448. Gays in Roanoke Recover After Slaying -- AP headline
>  449. Geckos Reveal Creativity, Expertise -- The Nambian
>  450. General Eisenhower Flies Back To Front
>  451. General Motors: Air Bag Failure Not a Concern -- AP headline
>  452. Genetic Engineering Splits Scientists
>  453. Gentler War Promised in Colombia -- AP headline
>  454. German Airbag Theft Exploding -- Reuters headline
>  455. German Army Is Told To Let Women Fight -- Int. Herald Tribune
>  456. German Magnetic Train Moves Forward
>  457. German Soldiers Fear The Arrival Of Women -- Daily Telegraph
>  458. Ghosts In $1M Fraud -- Melbourne Herald-Sun
>  459. Ghosts Take Derby -- Lynn News
>  460. Ghoul Drinks Blood On Bus
>  461. Giant Snail Shuts Down Tassie Port -- Townsville (Queensland)
Austrilia
>  462. Giant Snails Get Set To Take Over -- Halifax Evening Courier.
>  463. Giant Tea Bag Kept Families Up All Night! -- Oxford Journal.
>  464. Giant Tea Bags Protest
>  465. Giant Waves down Queen Mary's funnel -- Guardian, 1950s
>  466. Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit
>  467. Ginger Cat Found in Mousehole Area -- Unknown Cornish Paper
>  468. Girl, 14, Saved By Dog's Eyes -- Daily Post
>  469. Gnome Sparks Srike -- The Weekend Australian
>  470. God Commissions £10 Theme Park -- Building Design
>  471. God Gets A Parking Caution: "No Exceptions" Say Police -- York &
> District Advertiser
>  472. God Holds Up Traffic
>  473. God Is 'More Important' The Second Time Around -- D. Telegraph
>  474. God Sends A Sign To The Heathen In The Chevy -- Independent.
>  475. God Throws Dice Into Black Hole
>  476. Golfer Charged With Drunken Driving -- AP headline
>  477. Golfers Warned Not To Lick Balls -- BBC Teletext News
>  478. Goliath Cleared Of Assaulting Piranha At Club -- The Times
>  479. "Goofy" Confesses To 140 Murders -- Irish Times.
>  480. Gore Helps Kids Learn Gibberish -- AP headline
>  481. Gore Stands Behind Clinton
>  482. Gorillas Of Rwanda Lecture At Museum Of Natural History
>  483. Gothic Secret Of New York's Invisible Nuns
>  484. Government's Attack On Greys Premature -- Victoria (Bc) Times
Colonial
>  485. Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters - The
> Tallahassee Democrat
>  486. Governor's Penis Busy - [Should Be -Pen Is -] The New Haven
> Connecticut Register
>  487. Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One
>  488. Gravy Train Slows Down At Morgue -- San Francisco Examiner
>  489. Great Wall Getting Less Great -- Reuters headline
>  490. Great White Shark Battered To Death By Holidaymakers -- The Times
>  491. Greece Declares War on Bad Cheese -- AP headline
>  492. Greek Bars Close Early In Protest At Early Closure
>  493. Green Man Causes Jams -- Walthamstow (London) Guardian
>  494. Groin Kick Led To 7-Day Erection -- Examiner (Cork - Ireland)
>  495. Grover Man Draws Prison Term, Fine For Sex Acts
>  496. Guinea-Pig Judge Quits
>  497. Gunman Shot By 999 Cops -- Daily Mirror
>  498. "Gunproof" Chief Shot -- South China Morning Post
>  499. Gynecologist, Friar In Wine Deal
>  500. Haddock Bids For NFU Leadership -- Western Morning News
>  501. Haddock Leads The Race For Top Farmers' Job -- Western Daily Press
>  502. Hairdo Kills Mum - Daily Mirror
>  503. Hairdresser "On Another Planet" -- Southampton Daily Echo
>  504. Half-Blind Swede Loses Battle for Half-Price TV -- Reuters headline
>  505. Half Of Scottish Farms In The Red -- The Scotsman 25/01/2000. Also
> in the same paper
>  506. Half Of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study For Graduation
>  507. Half Women Living In Fear -- Daily Record
>  508. Half-Million Italian Women Seen On Pill
>  509. Hamiltons To Be Shot Into Space -- Midweek Visitor (Southport)
>  510. Happiness Cannot Be Bought but it Lengthens Life
>  511. Harrowing, Hungry Voyage For 22 Aliens -- New York Daily News
>  512. Head In Pot Lands Man In Can -- Rockland (NY) Journal News
>  513. Head of Anti-Violence Group Arrested for Hitting Referee -- AP
headline
>  514. Heads Fly To Funeral
>  515. Heads In Short Supply
>  516. Heads Thrown Out Of Meeting -- Woolwich & Plumstead News Shopper
>  517. Headless Chickens Roam The Commons -- Daily Express
>  518. Health Officials Were Given Hip Warning In 1995 -- The Times
>  519. Heart Donor Recovers -- Irish Independant
>  520. Heaven Is Giving Up Smoking, Says Pope -- Daily Mail.
>  521. Henman Sees Balls As Key To His Success -- Evening Standard
>  522. Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity, To Goose Hunters
>  523. Hershey Bars Protest
>  524. Higher Costs Explain Why U.S. is Cheaper than U.K. -- Reuters
headline
>  525. Hitler Hits Tourists -- - Wolverhampton Express & Star
>  526. Hitler Travelled For Years After Death -- Melbourne Age.
>  527. Hitler, Nazi Papers Found In Attic
>  528. Hobgoblins Have A Wardrobe Problem -- Cornishman
>  529. Holy Russia Quashes Alien Worship -- Independent
>  530. Home Secretary To Act On Video Nasties
>  531. Honey, Let's Dye the Dog Red and Green for Christmas -- AFP headline
>  532. Hooked on Internet? Help Is a Just a Click Away -- Reuters headline
>  533. Hooters Off-Limits to Coast Guard
>  534. Hopes Soar For First Supersonic Pumpkin Flight - The Times
>  535. Hornets Will Accent Throwing Game In '81
>  536. Horse Goes Back In Time For New Look -- The Licensee.
>  537. Hospital Ban On Babies -- Newark Advertiser
>  538. Hospital Plans Hinge On Roads -- Oxford Times.
>  539. Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
>  540. Hostage-Taker Kills Self; Police Shoot Each Other
>  541. Hotel Burns.Two Hundred Guests Escape Half Glad
>  542. Hotline To God Great Success -- Bradford Telegraph & Argus.
>  543. House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate
>  544. How Many Condoms Is Enough?
>  545. How Sardines Saved Stranded Potholers -- Daily Mail.
>  546. How to Drink and Still Stay Sober -- Reuters headline
>  547. How We Feel About Ourselves Is The Core Of Self-Esteem, Says Author
> Louise Har -- Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5
>  548. Human Version of Fly Gene Found
>  549. Humpty Dumpty Wins Award For Balance
>  550. Hundreds Hurt During Annual Stone-throwing Festival -- PA news
headline
>  551. Hungry Body Ate Fasting Buddhist Alive -- The Times
>  552. Hunt For Doorstep Attacker -- Halifax Evening Courier
>  553. Hunt For Killer Toxic Lard -- Homg Kong Standard
>  554. Husband Bites Wife's 'Thing' - The Monitor (Uganda)
>  555. Husband Put Rat Poison In Wife's Tea "As A Health Cure" -- Daily
> Telegraph
>  556. Husband's Internet Date Turns out to Be His Wife -- PA headline
>  557. I Did Exist Says Major -- Mirror.
>  558. Iceberg Blamed For Dysentery
>  559. Idaho Group Organizes To Help, Service Widows
>  560. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly It May Last A While
>  561. Ike Says Nixon Can't Stand Pat
>  562. Illinois Mulls Capital Punishment Reform after Mistakes -- AFP
headline
>  563. I'm Not Cruel Says Maggot Dog Woman -- South Avon Mercury
>  564. Impotent Must Say No To Sausages And Bacon -- Times.
>  565. Incest More Common Than Thought In America
>  566. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
>  567. India's Nuclear Yeti
>  568. Indicted Man Might Be Part Of Plot -- AP headline
>  569. Infant Morality Shows Drop Here
>  570. Infertility Unlikely To Be Passed On
>  571. Inmate Electrocuted On Toilet
>  572. Inquest Opens on Dead Woman -- Bath Chronicle
>  573. Insect Sex Organs Rise From The Dead -- New Scientist
>  574. Insects Play Important Role In Helping To Solve Crimes -- Irish
Times.
>  575. Invisible Man Comes Out Of Hiding -- Sydney Daily Telegraph.
>  576. Invisible Man Disappears From View -- Reuters headline
>  577. Invisible Man Faked Death In Paddington Rail Crash -- Sunday Times
>  578. Invisible Tenants Get Council Cash -- Wimbledon Independent.
>  579. Iowa Move Back To Pittsburgh
>  580. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
>  581. Irish Mice Win Design Award -- Irish Times.
>  582. Irish Peat Bogs Rocked By Great Sheep Explosion
>  583. Irish Robots Win At Volleyball -- Irish Times.
>  584. Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
>  585. Isn't It Dangerous Trying To Drive Two Cars At Once? -- Leyton
Guardian
>  586. Israeli Men Say Better Sex Would Create Social Peace
>  587. Israeli Religious Leader Bans Nose Picking on Sabbath
>  588. It's Always Best To Avoid Killer Bee Hives.
>  589. Italian Plane Passengers See Flames, Vote to Land -- Reuters
headline
>  590. Jail Guard Probe In Prison Sex
>  591. Janet Jackson Has Another, Um, Single Out -- Arizona Republic
headline
>  592. Japan, Russia Still Far Apart on Islands -- Reuters headline
>  593. Jesus "Not A Hedgehog" -- Church Times
>  594. Jocelyn Elders Forces Clinton's Hand -- Associated Press headline
>  595. Judge Acts To Reopen Theater
>  596. Judge Issues Preliminary Injunction In Cigarette Display Case --
> Asheville (Nc) Citizen-Times.
>  597. Judge Says Texas is Part of U.S.
>  598. Judge To Rule On Nude Beach
>  599. Judgement Day Date Delayed
>  600. Judges To Learn "Human Awareness"
>  601. Jupiter Out Of Orbit Over Resignation -- Irish Times.
>  602. Jury Clears Cow in Car Accident -- AP headline
>  603. Jury Finds Pope Guilty Of Homicide -- This Week In The News
>  604. Jury Gets Drunk Driving Case Here
>  605. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
>  606. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
>  607. Kids' Pajamas To Be Removed By Woolworth
>  608. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
>  609. King's Missing Dung Sparks Crisis -- Weekly Telegraph.
>  610. Kissinger Allegedly Forges Mideast Pact
>  611. Kremlin May Decide Outcome Of Cavan-Monaghan Election -- Irish Times
>  612. Kruger Park Lions Dying Like Flies -- Sunday Times (Johannesburg)
>  613. L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
>  614. Labour Councillors Worried About Disappearing Trains
>  615. Lack Of Brains Hinders Research -- The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
>  616. Lack Of Water Hurts Ice Fishing
>  617. Landlord Sentenced to Die for Eating Tenant -- Reuters headline
>  618. Landmines -- Diana On Last Leg Of Trip -- Bbc Ceefax
>  619. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
>  620. Large Celestial Object Stuns Astronomers -- New Scientist
>  621. Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find -- The Los Angeles
> Times, November 2
>  622. Latin Course To Be Canceled - No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
>  623. Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead -- AP headline
>  624. Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
>  625. Lawyer Calls Soul As Witness
>  626. Lawyer Frees Own Killer -- News 0f The World
>  627. Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advise
>  628. Lazy, Fat Dragons To Go On Crash Diet In Zoo
>  629. Legal Actions Aim To Prevent 'Anorexic And Alien Body' Being Built
> -- Irish Times.
>  630. Legislature Follows the Law, Does Little
>  631. Legless Priest Steals Armless Man's Wife -- News 0f The World.
>  632. Lesbian Ex-Nun Witch Hits Bad Spell In N.Y. -- New York Post
>  633. Lesotho Women Make Great Carpets -- Unknown Source, Quoted By John
> Preston, Sunday Telegraph.
>  634. Less Formal Orthodox Church Sought -- AP headline
>  635. Let The People Decide On Drugs -- Observer
>  636. Life Means Caring For Hospital Director
>  637. "Light" Meals Are Lower In Fat, Calories -- Huntington
> Herald-Dispatch, November 30
>  638. Lightning Strikes Worshippers
>  639. Limp Bizkit Singer: Money's Not All
>  640. Lingerie Shipment Hijacked -Thief Gives Police The Slip
>  641. Lions Elect New District Governor
>  642. Lions Put On Dog Show -- West Briton (Cornwall)
>  643. Lions Say That Was Then, This Is Now -- Johannesburg Citizen
>  644. Lions Still Preying On Aliens -- The Star And Sunday South African
> Times
>  645. Lisa Hall Wins Worst Hole Contest -- Ely (Nevada) Daily Times
>  646. Listen Up, Your Dog Wants to Tell You Something -- Reuters headline
>  647. Living Saint Laid To Rest --Examiner
>  648. Lizard Re-routes Queen's Plane -- D. Telegraph.
>  649. Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
>  650. Local Man Has Longest Horns In Texas
>  651. London 4800 Nurses Short -- Evening Standard
>  652. London Bus Goes Down Well In Moscow -- Dundee Courier.
>  653. Londons Homeless To Live In Admiralty Arch - The Times
>  654. Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow - Newsday
>  655. Lord's Mother Suing Diocese
>  656. Lost Scissors Found In Woman -- Guardian.
>  657. Lost Trees Found In Scottish Highlands
>  658. Low Wages Said Key To Poverty -- Newsday, July 11
>  659. Low-Cost Rabies Shots To Be Offered In Transylvania -- Ashville
> Citizen-Times
>  660. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
>  661. Lutherans OK Pact With Episcopalians -- AP headline
>  662. Mad Cow Talks -- Huddersfield Daily Examiner
>  663. Maddened Cow Leads Farmers' Protest -- The Times
>  664. Mafia Boss Escapes in Wheelchair
>  665. Maggots Tackle Raiders
>  666. Magician Nearly Killed By Doves -- West Briton
>  667. Magician's Car Vanishes
>  668. Malaysian Transvestites Whack Religious Police with Handbags -- AFP
> headline
>  669. Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children -- Reuters headline
>  670. Male Naturist Members Rise -- Big Issue North
>  671. Malls Try To Attract Shoppers -- The Baltimore Sun, October 22
>  672. Man Accused Of Excessively Passing Wind
>  673. Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp into Pants -- AP headline
>  674. Man Allegedly Beaten By Woman With A Frozen Fish
>  675. Man Appears Over Swimming Pool Body -- Bbc North Ceefax.
>  676. Man Attacked By Canal
>  677. Man Bit Head Off Girlfriend's Pet Gerbil -- Birmingham Post
>  678. Man Blames Reckless Driving on Martians -- Reuters headline
>  679. Man Died Of Natural Causes -- Wirral News Group
>  680. Man Dies After 25 Years in a Bus Shelter -- Reuters headline
>  681. Man Dies After Life Support Removed
>  682. Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
>  683. Man Executed in Texas, Oklahoma -- AP headline
>  684. Man Fights Ravenous Moth With Sex -- Victoria (BC) Times-Colonist
>  685. Man Fined For Quacking
>  686. Man Frees Self From Mailbox
>  687. Man Goes Berserk in Car Saleroom, Many Volvos Hurt -- Reuters
headline
>  688. Man Held In Miami After Shooting Bee
>  689. Man Held Over Giant L.A. Brush Fire
>  690. Man Hurt By Fairy Cake
>  691. Man Hurt When Compacted in Garbage Truck -- Reuters. Full the story
> click Here
>  692. Man In Rat Row Had Drunk 17 Pints Of Cider -- Halifax Evening
Courier
>  693. Man Is Fatally Slain
>  694. Man Jailed After Restaurant Row - Indian Staff Terrified As He
> Demands Italian Food -- Aberdeen Evening Express.
>  695. Man Jailed For Exaggerating Pain -- Brisbane (Australia)
Courier-Mail
>  696. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
>  697. Man Of God Kicks Dog In Head -- Peterborough Eve. Telegraph.
>  698. Man on Singles Holiday Finds Himself Alone -- PA headline
>  699. Man on Way to Brothel Finds Wife Working -- Reuters headline
>  700. Man Ordered To Marry Cow
>  701. Man Plunges Over Cliff While Posing For Photo -- PA headline
>  702. Man Run Over By Freight Train Dies -- The Los Angeles Times, March 2
>  703. Man Says Israeli Police Shot Him -- AP headline
>  704. Man Shaved For Using Prophetess' toilet -- East African Standard
>  705. Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete -- The Miami Herald, July 3
>  706. Man Shot By Shed -- Sun
>  707. Man Shot In Los Boliches -- The Town Crier (Malaga)
>  708. Man Sought At Sea Was In Bed
>  709. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
>  710. Man Takes Garbage Truck at Gunpoint -- Madison (Indiana) Courier
> headline
>  711. Man Tells Police His Crack Dealer Ran over Him -- Greenville (S.C.)
> News headline
>  712. Man Tossing Knife in the Air Stabs Self in Head -- AP headline
>  713. Man Vanishes While Driving - Providence Journal-Bulletin
>  714. Man Wins Trip For "Fathering" Rhino
>  715. Man Wins His Job Back After He Dies -- Daily Mirror
>  716. Man With One Arm And Leg Cheats On Other Half -- News Of The World
>  717. Mandelson's Dog Is Reported Ready To Fly -- Irish Times
>  718. Mangoes Bring Down Plane - The Sunday Mail (Brisbane, Australia)
>  719. Manhunt For Former Elf Boss -- Irish Times.
>  720. Man's Bitten Finger Was 'Trespassing' -- Bradford Telegraph & Argus.
>  721. Many Antiques Seen At D.A.R. Meeting
>  722. Many Women at Risk of Being Murdered Don't Know It -- Reuters
headline
>  723. Marbles Tortured, Says Minister -- Irish Times.
>  724. March Planned For Next August
>  725. Marriage Marred By Mashed Spud Mania
>  726. Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming - The New
> Haven Connecticut Register
>  727. Martian Blamed For Lib Dem Election Losses -- Woking News & Mail
>  728. Mary Poppins Is A Black Man -- Economist.
>  729. Masked Man On Horse Offered Drugs To Garda -- Irish Times
>  730. Mass Poisoning In Donkey Soup War -- Wolverhampton Express & Star,
>  731. "Master Idiot" Did Not Know Picasso Was In Suitcase -- Guardian
>  732. Mayor Bans SEX At Local Library -- Mesa Tribune, (after the book,
> SEX, by Madonna was released)
>  733. Mayor Is Ousted By Mice -- Western Daily Press
>  734. Mayor's Ball Is Back On The Menu -- Gloucestershire Echo
>  735. Meat Head Fights Hike In Minimum Pay
>  736. Memorial Pool Now a Crumbled Mess -- AP headline
>  737. Memories Are Stolen After Burglars Raid Oap's Home -- Wiltshire
Star.
>  738. Men Get A Lesson On Kerb Crawling - The Times
>  739. Men In Black Fail To Attract Sponsors -- Daily Telegraph
>  740. Men Recommend More Clubs For Wives
>  741. Men Think Their Way to Fertility -- Reuters headline
>  742. Merlin Meets The Pope -- Reading Evening Post
>  743. Mermaid Entertains Popular Hunchback
>  744. Mermaid Rescue Plan Falters
>  745. Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs - The Anchorage Alaska
Times
>  746. Mexican Leader Crashes To Earth
>  747. Mexican Police Arrest Horse For Damaging Car - Daily Texan
>  748. Mexico Church Calls Santa a Drunk -- AP headline
>  749. Miami Considers Staying Put -- New York Times headline
>  750. Mice Blamed For Missing Drinks -- Wolverhampton Express & Star
>  751. Mice To Be Bombed
>  752. Mickey Mouse Found In Antartic Ice -- Modern Astronomy Magazine
>  753. Middle East Villages On The Move To Australia -- Brisbane Courier
Mall
>  754. Mike Tyson Accused Of Cruelty To Ferrets -- Times.
>  755. Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder
>  756. Milkman Finds Leg
>  757. Mimes Blamed For Abusive Language
>  758. Miners Refuse To Work After Death
>  759. Ministers Son Held On Drugs -- Daily Mirror
>  760. Mirror Plans Rival To FT -- Observer
>  761. Missing Link Blamed For Road Deaths -- Newark Advertiser
>  762. Missing Teen Tied To Bones
>  763. "Missing" WPC Found Weeping In Panda
>  764. Mistook Inmate's Noose For Decoration, Court Told -- Dundee Courier
> And Advertiser
>  765. Mobile Phone Threat To Universe
>  766. Moggy Found But Now The Owners Are Lost -- Waltham Forest (London)
> Independant
>  767. Mole Embraces Supermarkets
>       Sandy Mole Is A D&G Planning Official. - Dumfries & Galloway
Standard
>  768. Mole's Conviction Is Quashed -- Wiltshire Times
>  769. Mondale's Offensive Looks Hard To Beat
>  770. Monitor Lizard Fails To Explode In MP's Toilet
>  771. Monster Growing Out Of Control -- Guardian
>  772. Monsters Take To The Streets -- Sunday Mail (Queensland)
>  773. Months To Wait For Mouldy Flat Family -- The Citizen (Gloucester)
>  774. Moose Cheese To Oust Dung As Swedish Souvenir
>  775. More Exercise May Help Weight Loss -- AP headline
>  776. Moroccan Dog Was Unexploded Bomb
>  777. Morticians Fight Over Corpse -- Canberra Times
>  778. MP's Mother Joins Critic Of His Plans To "Keep Greys Away" -- Times
>  779. Mr. Coffee Expands its Line to Sell ... Coffee -- South Florida
> Sun-Sentinel headline
>  780. Mrs. Corson's Seat Up For Grabs
>  781. Mrs. Rydell's Bust Unveiled, At Nearby School
>  782. Murdered Fiancés Present Petition To Number 10 -- Teletext
>  783. Myth and Monsters exhibition entertains and eductaes -- Westminster
> Independent
>  784. Mythical Beast Brings City Grim Message
>  785. N.J. Judge To Rule On Nude Beach
>  786. Nader Calls Convention a 'Carnival' -- AP headline
>  787. Nanny Calm As Troops Close In
>  788. NASA Briefly Loses Contact With Atlantis - Lewiston (ME)
>  789. Nasa To Spend $1b On Asteroids -- Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
>  790. Nation's Hungry Attack Meese.
>  791. National Slacker Day May Be Too Much Effort -- Reuters headline
>  792. Naturism Seeks Raised Profile -- Hastings and St. Leonards Observer
>  793. Naval Divers To Help Sharks Settle In -- Irish Times
>  794. Navy To Make Boats -- -- South China Morning Post
>  795. Neighbours Fear Golf Balls -- Richmond and Twickenham Times
>  796. Nelson's Hair Saved Grandson -- Times
>  797. Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One
>  798. Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
>  799. New Autos To Hit 5 Million
>  800. New compensation rules for late flights delayed by a year -- The
Times
>  801. New Head Of Rail Body -- Hammersmith And Fulham Post
>  802. New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
>  803. New Lease Of Life For The Wizard - Halifax Evening Courier
>  804. New Markets Found For Poor Peruvians -- The Times
>  805. New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex
>  806. New South Wales Government Moves To Tighten Testosterone
Availability
>  807. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
>  808. New Tabloid "Owned By God"
>  809. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
>  810. New York Bans Judgement Day -- Guardian
>  811. New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts -- AFP
> headline
>  812. News Crew Pickpocketed While Covering Pickpocket Story -- Mainichi
> Shimbun (Japan) headline
>  813. Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy
>  814. Nickers Leave Hospital Crutchless
>  815. Night School To Hear Pest Talk
>  816. Nine Yard Men Turn Supergrass -- Evening Standard
>  817. North Dakota Child Found To Spread Tuberculosis -- Reuters.
>  818. North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog "Ancient Frog"
>  819. Nothing Destroyed In Fire But Damage Near $100,000
>  820. Nuclear Fuel Sent To Japan "Unsafe" -- Guardian.
>  821. Nude Scene Done Tastefully In Radio Play
>  822. Nudist Welfare Worker's Model Wife Falls for Chinese Hypnotist from
> the Co-op Bacon Factory -- News of the World
>  823. Nuns Drop Suit; Bishops Agree To Aid Them
>  824. Nurse Fends Off Crocodile -- Irish Independent
>  825. Nurses Warn Against Rash Use Of Herbal Oil Treatments -- The
Guardian
>  826. Ny Ponders Beating Victim -- AP Headline
>  827. Oap Fined For Limping Too Slowly -- Mirror
>  828. Oasis Album Could Be Record
>  829. Objections Raised To Quake Aid For Aliens
>  830. Officer Convicted Of Accepting Bride
>  831. Officers Shoot Dead Burglar In Siege -- Times
>  832. Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought -- The Herald-News, Westpost,
> Massachusetts
>  833. Officials Consider Bridge Suicide
>  834. Officials: Elvis is Still Dead -- AP headline
>  835. Old Guy Found Wandering at Stadium -- AP headline
>  836. Old School Pillars Are Replaced By Alumni
>  837. Omagh Team Aims To Make Pigs Fly Gracefully -- Irish Times
>  838. One In Three UK Girls Regret Drunken Sex
>  839. "Only Jail Will Stop Me", Says Illegal False Teeth Fitter
>  840. Only Poets Can Save Us From Millennium Buggery -- Times Of India
>  841. Opossum Squashing Ignites Debate
>  842. Oprah, Madonna Talk Marriage
>  843. Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax - San Antonio Rose
>  844. Oscar Proves God Is A Mexican -- Guardian.
>  845. Ottawa May Tackle Homeless -- Toronto Star headline
>  846. Our Kids Die More Often: Nt Report -- Darwin Suburban
>  847. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
>  848. Panther Mauled In Election For Mayor -- Hong Kong Standard.
>  849. Panthers Destroy Viking Visitors -- Peterborough Evening Telegraph.
>  850. Passengers To Wait 10 Years For Fast Trains -- The Times
>  851. Pastor Aghast After First Lady Sex Position
>  852. Pastor Fighting To Stop Shop Selling Inflatable Sheep On Sundays -
> Western Mail
>  853. Patient At Death's Door -Doctors Pull Him Through
>  854. Patient With Bad Knee Has Surgery On Healthy Tooth
>  855. Pavarotti Anticipating Eclipse -- AP headline
>  856. Pd Senator Speculates On A Future In Outer Space -- Irish Times
>  857. Peacock Pops Alien Invaders
>  858. Pelicans May Be Turned Into Puffins -- The News(Portsmouth).
>  859. Penguin Dung May Hold Key To Human Flu -- South China Morning Post
>  860. Peruvian Head Takes Mystery Trip - Seattle Times
>  861. Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust -Free - Chicago Daily News
>  862. Phallus Museum Erected in Reykjavik
>  863. Phantom Actor Sues -- Daily Telegraph
>  864. Phantom Bus Didn't Show -- South Bucks Star
>  865. Phantom Patients Offer Healthy Income -- Guardian
>  866. Phantom Told To Pay Wife £3,000 A Month -- Metro (London).
>  867. Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls To Slow Down Male Tennis Players -
> Guardian
>  868. Pig Music Ordered Turned Down -- AP headline
>  869. Pigs Fly Flag For Farmers -- Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
>  870. Pilot Vows To Quit Flying After Landing On His Wife
>  871. Pirates Could Be Jailed -- Halifax Evening Courier.
>  872. Pit Bulls Love You, Really
>  873. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
>  874. Planned Parenthood Looking For Volunteers
>  875. Planning Experts At Odds On Impact Of "Missing Link"
>  876. Plastic Factory Worked Burned -- Coventry Eve. Telegraph
>  877. Platform Shoes Claim Another Life -- Reuters headline
>  878. Please Visit Cairo but Without Your Chimpanzee Friends, Officials
Say
>  879. Plenty of Sex Advised for Successful Pregnancy -- Reuters headline
>  880. Pogo Stick Girl Saves Mother From Knifeman
>  881. Pole Sets World Record for Pole-Sitting -- AP headline
>  882. Police: Body Cavity Search Reveals Crack -- La Crosse (Wisc.)
> Tribune headline
>  883. Police: Man Killed Wife, Self, Set Fire -- Houston Chronicle
headline
>  884. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
>  885. Police Discover Crack In Australia
>  886. Police Find Burglar Through Yellow Snow He Left Behind -- Reno
> Gazette-Journal headline
>  887. Police Hunt Spoons -- Falmouth Packet
>  888. Police Kill Youth In Effort To Stop His Suicide Attempt
>  889. Police Pay £20,000 For Dead Parrots -- Daily Record.
>  890. Police Plea On Speed -- Northampton Herald & Post.
>  891. Police Probe 'Suspicious' Body in Cemetery -- PA headline
>  892. Police Say Man Who Swallowed $37,500 Gem Has Yielded Loot -- Chicago
> Tribune headline
>  893. Police Seek Witnesses To Assault -- Richmond Borough Guardian
>  894. Police Search Home 300 Times, Find Nothing -- Reuters headline
>  895. Police Sing For Animals -- Brighton & Hove Albion.
>  896. Police Spray Knife Man On Train -- Sydney Dally Telegraph.
>  897. Police Suspicious after Body Found in Graveyard -- Halifax (Canada)
> Chronicle-Herald headline
>  898. Police Target "Invisible" Cycle Riders -- Cornish Guardian
>  899. Police Want Extra Eyes To Catch Impaired Drivers -- North Bay Nugget
> (Ontario)
>  900. Police Work a Lot Safer Than in 1970 -- AP headline;
>       Two Cops Killed Attempting Arrest -- AP headline that appeared much
> later the same day
>  901. Political Apathy Growing, Poll Shows -- UPI Headline
>  902. Politician Says Too Busy to Cheat on His Wife -- Reuters headline
>  903. Pope To Fly In Hellfire Helicopter -- D. Telegraph.
>  904. Portable Toilet Bombed Police Have Nothing To Go On -Newton Daily
News
>  905. Postmen Taught How To Walk -- Daily Mail
>  906. Postmistress Is Sued By Killer For Missing FT -- Daily Telegraph
>  907. Potato, Dancing Raisins Cut a Deal -- AP headline
>  908. Potential Of Dublin As A "Solar Capital" Is Discussed
>  909. Poverty Lags In Mississippi Delta
>  910. Prehistoric Man Gets Lift In A Hearse -- Western Mail
>  911. [President] Bush "Dramatically Less Visible" -- AP headline
>  912. Presidential Footwear on Display -- AP headline
>  913. Priest Duels With Dracula -- Mltcham & Morden Guardian.
>  914. [Roman Catholic] Priest Pleads Guilty to Making Date-Rape Drug --
> Reuters
>  915. Priest in Fatal Crash Improves -- Lakeland (Fla.) Ledger headline
>  916. Prosecution Paints O.J. As A Wife-Killer -- Fort Lauderdale
> Sun-Sentinel, January 25
>  917. Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Undersheriff
>  918. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
>  919. Prostitutes To Hold Open Day -- Irish Times
>  920. Protecting Thanet's Cuntryside -- Adscene - Thanet
>  921. Psychic Ferrets Take Over Couple's World -- Derby Evening Telegraph
>  922. Psychotic White Rhino Boards Freedom Flight
>  923. Public Swings In Favour Of The Prince-- The Times
>  924. Pupils Train As Counsellors To Help Upset Classmates -- The Times
>  925. Pusat Islam: Aliens Among Shi'ite Leaders
>  926. Putin Pardons Pope - Brisbane Courier Mail
>  927. Pygmy Caught In Mousetrap -- Northampton Chronicle & Echo
>  928. Python Savages Parrot -- Wales On Sunday
>  929. QEH Spending $1.2m To Help Curb Bowl Cancer -- The Advertiser
>  930. Quarter Of A Million Chinese Live On Water
>  931. Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
>  932. Race Cyclists Caught Speeding -- Reuters headline
>  933. Rats Con Woman, 78, Out Of £3000 Savings -- Greenwhich Mercury
>  934. Rattle To Lead Berlin Philharmonic -- AP headline
>  935. Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
>  936. Real Godmother Becomes Fairy Godmother -- The Dally Observer (St
> John's, Antigua).
>  937. Recreational Use of Viagra Dangerous -- UPI headline
>  938. Rector With Crowbar Seeks To Lay Nun's Ghost -- Daily Graphic.
>  939. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
>  940. Report: Depression Causes Impotence
>  941. Report: U.S. Scientists Create 'Living Breasts'
>  942. Research: Beer Stops Cancer Damage -- UPI headline
>  943. Researcher Links Obesity, Food Portions -- AP headline
>  944. Researchers Locate Tomato Gene -- AP headline
>  945. Researchers Can See Thoughts
>  946. Revolt By Yard Men
>  947. Rhode Island Seeks Weightless Prison -- Lewiston (ME) Sun Journal
>  948. Rhode Island to Honor Mr. Potato Head -- AP headline
>  949. Ribena Offer To Blood Service
>  950. Right To Die Advocate Found Dead.
>  951. Rise Of 'Mutants' Leaves France A Divided Nation - Times
>  952. Risque Business: Misguided Skating Officials Are Cracking down on
> Pelvis-Pumping and Lap-Dancing - as Though People Actually Want to Watch
> Olympians Skate -- San Francisco Chronicle headline
>  953. RJB To Spend £50m On Lifting Australian Stake - The Times
>  954. Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery
>  955. Robber Sawed His Father In Half
>  956. Robbers Attack School in Pretoria -- AP headline
>  957. Rolling Stones Give Free Concert - No One Killed -- Reuters headline
>  958. Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself -- from the Chicago
> Rotary Club journal Gyrator
>  959. RSPCA Fights Motorbikes For Hamsters -- Daily Telegraph
>  960. Russia Unsure of Where Fugitive Is -- AP headline
>  961. Russian Troops Tell Of Invisible Enemy -- Guardian.
>  962. Russia's Economic Woes Outweigh The Universe -- Guardian
>  963. Russia's Statistics Boss Accused of Fraud
>  964. S. Africa Battles Invasion Of Alien Water-Snatchers -- Daily Yomiuri
> (Japan)
>  965. S. Florida Illegal Aliens Cut In Half By New Law
>  966. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
>  967. Saints Overrun Hapless Halifax -- Guardian.
>  968. Salesman Says He Left, 4 Large Rings In Malden Bathtub
>  969. Sand Found On Beach Shocker -- Hartlepool Mail
>  970. Santa Accused of Slapping Child -- Reuters
>  971. Santa Gives Jesus The Sack -- Guardian
>  972. Santa Rosa Man Denies He Commited Suicide In South San Francisco
>  973. 'Santa' Steals Painkiller From Drug Store -- AP headline
>  974. Saudi Takes Four Wives in One Night to Spite His Ex -- AFP headline
>  975. Save My Life And I'll Sue You, Warned Suicide Note -- Daily
Telegraph
>  976. Save Streams, Fish Head Warns -- Bainbridge (GA) Review
>  977. Saving The Whale From Space -- BBC News Online
>  978. Scared of Y2K? Head for a Nuclear Reactor -- Reuters headline
>  979. Scent Foul Play In Death Of Man Found Bound And Hanged
>  980. School Praised After Vandalism -- West Briton
>  981. School Says Boy in Drag Can't Be Queen -- Reuters headline
>  982. Science Confirms: Politicians Lie -- Reuters headline
>  983. Scientists Find "Cure" For Sex-Change Fish -- Evening Standard
(London)
>  984. Scientists Grow Human Arms And Legs On Trees! - People & Places
(Ghana)
>  985. Scientists Hoping To Grow Their Own Livers -- Daily Record
>  986. Scientists See Quakes In L.A. Future -- The Oregonian, January 28
>  987. Scientists To Have Ford's Ear
>  988. [Indian] Scientists Use Radiation to Cure Flatulence -- Reuters
> headline
>  989. Scots Experts To Help Georgia's Rural Economy -- The Scotsman
> 25/01/2000
>  990. Scottish Scientists Plan Search For Laziness Gene -- Reuters
headline
>  991. Senate Passes Death Penalty Measure Provides For Electrocution For
> All Persons Over 17
>  992. Senators Maintain Their Hold On Devils -- Newark (NJ) Star Ledger
>  993. Seven Foreigners, Seven Locals Up Each Other At Wotulu Memorial --
> Inodnesioan Observer
>  994. Severed Hand Saved By Peas -- The Sun
>  995. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
>  996. Sex Scandal Vicar Seeks New Position
>  997. Sex Up and Down after September 11 -- Reuters headline
>  998. Shark Dies Biting Man
>  999. Sharks Gored In Bullring -- Sunday Times (Johannesburg)
> 1000. Shell Found on Beach -- (Brighton Argus, UK)
> 1001. Sheep Answers Monk's Prayer -- Darlington & Stockton Times
> 1002. Shirtless Woman Joyrides in Stolen Police Cruiser -- Denver Post
> headline
> 1003. Shooting Suspect Said Hot-Tempered -- AP headline
> 1004. Shops Put "In Peril By Flowers"
> 1005. Shot Man Mistaken For Feral Cat: Police
> 1006. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66
> 1007. Sick Skunks Overrun Massachusetts -- Lewiston (Me:) Sun Journal.
> 1008. Silent Bar Staff And Customers With Three Legs At Inn -- West Briton
> (Cornwall).
> 1009. Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer
> 1010. Silicon Boys Have More Time to Look for Love -- AFP headline
> 1011. Six Take £8m Pot -- News Of The World
> 1012. Slave Sale Aids Charity -- Gloucester Echo
> 1013. Slow Progress For Rotting Estate Victims -- Glossop (Derbyshire)
> Advertiser
> 1014. Small Town Celebrates "Toilet Fest" -- AP headline
> 1015. Smaller Families Recquire Less Food
> 1016. Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency
> 1017. Smokers Have Odd Brains
> 1018. Snake Throws Master Into Cell
> 1019. Snake Venom Slows Breast Tumor Growth -- UPI headline
> 1020. Sneak Attack By Soviet Bloc Not Foreseen --The Atlanta Journal
4/4/79
> 1021. Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter -- AP headline
> 1022. Snowman Accused Of Indecency - Daily Telegraph
> 1023. Snowman Quits Top Opera Job -- Times
> 1024. Some People Have Been Gormless Since 1746 -- Daily Telegraph
> 1025. Some Phone Psychics Provide Useless, Erroneous Information
> 1026. Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction
> 1027. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
> 1028. Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again
> 1029. Spaniard Hits Girlfriend at Anti-Violence Rally
> 1030. Spaniards Study Inside of Ham
> 1031. Special Events Mark Domestic Violence Month -- Seattle
> Post-Intellgencer.
> 1032. Spiders Signed Up For Army
> 1033. Split Rears In Farmers' Movememt
> 1034. Spooked Elephants Riot At Suburban Mall
> 1035. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
> 1036. Squirrel Ransacks House Looking For Peanuts -- D Telegraph.
> 1037. Squirrel Sleuth Cracks Robbery -- Reuters headline
> 1038. Squirrel Turns City Dark, Sets Grass Fire -- Ogden (Ut)
> Standard-Examiner.
> 1039. Squirrels Eating Tokyo -- High Desert Advocate (West Wendover,
Nevada).
> 1040. St Malo: Largest Amount Of Cannabis Ever Seized In Joint Operation
> -- Jersey Evening Post
> 1041. Stabbing Doesn't Spoil Friendship
> 1042. Stadium Air Conditioning Fails - Fans Protest
> 1043. Staff Dig Deep For Children -- Gloucestershire Echo.
> 1044. Stampede For Compost
> 1045. State Will Poison Rivers So It Can Count Dead Fish
> 1046. Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After
> Age 25 -- Mary Ann Tebdo Republican Senator From Colorado Springs
> 1047. Steals Clock, Faces Time
> 1048. Stealth Fighter Crashes Into A Time Warp -- Irish Times.
> 1049. Steel-Eating Microbes Threaten To Devour Britain's Ports --
> Independent On Sunday.
> 1050. Stephen King Impersonator Steals 5,000 Lobsters
> 1051. Sterilizations Solves Problems, For Pets, Owners
> 1052. Stiff Opposition Expected To Casketless Funeral Plan
> 1053. Stiff Opposition To Casketless Funeral Plan
> 1054. Stock Market Succumbs to Reality -- AP headline
> 1055. Stolen Painting Found By Tree
> 1056. Stop Strimming Hedgehogs -- Nottingham Evening Post
> 1057. Strawberry Charged Over Sex And Drugs -- Int. Herald Tribune,
> 1058. Strawberry Speaks Of Death Wish -- Int. Herald Tribune
> 1059. Straw's Pledge To Rape Victims -- Express
> 1060. Stretches Of M62 Have "Vanished" -- Huddersfield Daily Examiner
> 1061. Strike Over, Twinkie Shortage Ends -- AP headline
> 1062. Stud Tires Out
> 1063. Study Finds Broad Problems in Army
> 1064. Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -- Cornell Daily Sun, December 7,
1995
> 1065. Study Links Menopause, Aging
> 1066. Study: Ape Herpes Viruses May Be Transmissible to Humans -- Reuters
> headline
> 1067. Study: Alcohol May Prevent Dementia -- AP headline
> 1068. Study: Depressed Women Live Longer -- AP headline
> 1069. Study: Drinking, Fainting Connected -- AP headline
> 1070. Study: Duct Tape Doesn't Seal Ducts -- AP headline
> 1071. Study: Ecstasy Causes Brain Damage -- AP headline
> 1072. Study: Gay Clergy Disregarding Church Ban On Celibacy
> 1073. Study: Narcissists are Dangerous
> 1074. Study: Obesity Can Shorten Lifespan -- AP headline
> 1075. Students Compete for Pillow Fight Record -- AP headline
> 1076. Substitute Teachers Seeking Respect -- AP headline
> 1077. Successful Heads May Be Shared -- Daily Telegraph
> 1078. Sues Bride Of 4 Mouths
> 1079. Suit Says Hospital Mistook Constipation For Cancer
> 1080. Summer Treat: Ice Cream "Isn't Health Food" -- Reuters headline
> 1081. Superheroes Make Kids Eat Fruit and Vegetables -- Reuters headline
> 1082. Surgery For Duck Hurt By Anglers Left Hook -- Jersey Evening Post
> 1083. Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -- The New
> York Times, November 22
> 1084. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
> 1085. Suspected Alien Boat Dodges Customs -- Brisbane Courier Mail.
> 1086. Suspected Bank Robber Leaves a Clue: Driver's License -- Houston
> Chronicle headline
> 1087. Suspended MP Accused Of Telling A Hundred Lies -- The Guardian
> 1088. Swallowed Diamond Ring Shows Up as Evidence -- Reuters headline
> 1089. Swamp Thing Bedevils Police Station -- The Record (Hackensack New
> Jersey)
> 1090. Swazi King, 2 Sons Poison Suspects
> 1091. Swedish Dentist Seizes Teeth in Payment Dispute
> 1092. Swedish Jet Hijacked By Bread Roll
> 1093. Swiss Hale Heroin Giveaway A Success -- Associated Press
> 1094. System Fails To Catch Hermaphrodite Cattle -- Irish Times
> 1095. TABLETS Viagra blamed for 69 deaths -- Ceefax News Page
> 1096. Tarmac Close To Merger With Aggregate -- Sunday Times
> 1097. Tarzan's Loincloth Hid A Big Swinger -- Sunday Times (South Africa).
> 1098. Tax Break For Hedgehogs -- Nottingham Evening Post.
> 1099. Tax Mooted For Flatulent Cows -- Brisbane (Aust) Sunday Mail.
> 1100. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
> 1101. Teen Girls Driving More Like Boys -- AP headline
> 1102. Teen-Age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men -- The Sunday
> Oregonian, September 24
> 1103. Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying
> 1104. Tennessee Williams Brought To Life In A Unique Setting
> 1105. Tequila Helps Actress Take Her Clothes Off -- Reuters headline
> 1106. Termites Lay Siege To New Orleans -- Sunday Times (South Africa)
> 1107. Testicles On Sale -- The Nambian
> 1108. Texans Chip in to Rescue Stranded Chicken-Hypnotist -- Reuters
headline
> 1109. Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders - The Miami
> Herald
> 1110. Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son - The
> Arkansas Plainsman
> 1111. The Correct Version Declares God Ambidextrous
> 1112. The Mad Hatter Saves Alice From Knifeman
> 1113. "The Pill" Might Prevent Acne Too -- AP headline
> 1114. The Queen Is A "Parrot" Says Paisley -- Daily Telegraph
> 1115. The Unknown Clouds Search for School Superintendent -- Louisville,
> Kentucky
> 1116. There Can Be No Excuse For Drinking While Under The Influence Of
> Alcohol -- Hull Daily Mail
> 1117. There May Be Diamonds in Planets -- AP headline
> 1118. They Came They Saw... Swindon --Western Daily Press
> 1119. Thief Nabbed Returning for Ass -- UPI headline
> 1120. Thieves Steal 8 Tons of Spa Mud -- AP headline
> 1121. Thomas the Tank Engine Discovered Driving Taxi -- Reuters headline
> 1122. Thousands See Green Man -- North Devon Journal.
> 1123. Three in hospital after fresh Legionnaires' outbreak -- Ananova
> 1124. Three Wise Men Refused Visas By Saudi Arabia
> 1125. Thugs Eat Then Rob Proprietor
> 1126. Tigers Shoot Down Gunship -- Irish Tmes
> 1127. Time Machine Found In Brain
> 1128. Titanic Shipyard May Sack Workers -- AP headline
> 1129. Toad Stuck In Share Hole Despite High-Profile Signing -- Daily
> Telegraph
> 1130. Toads Stop Play In Top Cricket Pub
> 1131. Tomatoes Come In Big, Little, Medium Sizes -- The Daily Progress,
> Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30
> 1132. Tomorrow: Political Guru Ed Rollins At 9 AM
> 1133. Tony Blair Promises Parents The Right To Smack --Independent
> 1134. Too Much Homework is Bad for You, UK Academics Say -- Reuters
headline
> 1135. Top Evangelist Caught Red-Handed With Nanny-Goat - People & Places
> (Ghana)
> 1136. Top Surgeon Is To Head New Body In Medical Ethics -- Evening
Standard
> 1137. Top Terror Fugitive Hid from Police on Nudist Beach -- AP headline
> 1138. Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty -- Independent
> 1139. Town To Drop School Bus, When Overpass Is Ready
> 1140. Towns Must Spend Big To Fight Alien Plans -- Boston Globe
> 1141. Toxic Waste Tour Planned
> 1142. Traffic Dead Rise Slowly
> 1143. Traffic Stop May Check Alien Status -- Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
> 1144. Tragedy Of Mother Eaten By Maggots -- Mirror.
> 1145. Train Driver Temporarily Blinded by Exploding Pigeon -- PA headline
> 1146. Transsexuals Benefits Cut Off -- Highbury & Islington Express.
> 1147. Trapeze Artist Attacks Rival with Castration Tongs -- Reuters
> 1148. Trapped Dragons Are Blamed For Problems At New Hong Kong Airport --
> Weekly Telegraph
> 1149. Trojan Is New EU Secretary-General -- Irish Times
> 1150. Trout Being Tempted By Extra-Terrestrials - Dudley Chronicle
> 1151. Tuna Biting Off Washington Coast
> 1152. Turkey Blamed For Appaling Driving
> 1153. Turkey Votes for Christmas -- Financial Times
> 1154. Tv Reporters Feel Pressure On Cha-Cha -- Philippine Dally Inquirer.
> 1155. TV Sets To Book Hols
> 1156. Twinkles Shortage Looms -- New York Dally News.
> 1157. Two Cars Were Reported Stolen By The Groveton Police Yesterday.
> 1158. Two Convicts Evade Noose Jury Hung
> 1159. Two One-Legged Inmates Skip Jail -- Reuters headline
> 1160. Two Sisters Reunited After Eighteen Years At Checkout Counter
> 1161. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
> 1162. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
> 1163. U R Out: Man Fired by SMS -- Sydney (Australia) Morning Herald
headline
> 1164. U.S. Army To Use 'Green' Tungsten Bullets -- Reuters headline
> 1165. U.S. Audit Finds Funds For Youth Misspent
> 1166. U.S. Diplomat Expelled from Cuban Dog Club, Dog Stays -- AFP
headline
> 1167. U.S. Distances Itself From Haiti -- AP headline
> 1168. U.S. Food Service, Feeds Thousands, Grosses Millions
> 1169. U.S. Govt Heads For Shutdown, Blame Flies
> 1170. U.S. Workers Getting Pink Slips for Christmas
> 1171. USDA To Shift Testing Of Ready-To-Eat Meat Plants -- Cnn News
> 1172. Uganda Facing Condom Shortage -- AP headline
>       Ugandans Enjoying the Good Life -- AP headline apparently unrelated
> to the above which appeared the same day.
> 1173. UK Charter Aims To Improve Rights For The Dead -- British Medical
> Journal
> 1174. UN Backs Dog Jailed For Killing Bishop -- Sunday Telegraph
> 1175. Unconscious Can 'Think' But Not About Popcorn
> 1176. Uncut Workers Better Survivors -- The Australian.
> 1177. Under Pressure at Work? Get a Life-- Reuters headline
> 1178. Undergrads Flunk Sperm Bank Tests -- Straits Times Singapore)
> 1179. Underwater Church Rescue
> 1180. Unexpected Trees Jump The Gun On Playing Place Roundabouts -- West
> Briton (Cornwall).
> 1181. Unicorn Safe Thanks To Cash
> 1182. Unusual Millennium Parties Planned -- AP headline
> 1183. Urgent Plea For "Flying Lollipop" Patrols -- Cornish Guardian
> 1184. Use Of Heroin Shooting Up -- Huntingdon Town Crier
> 1185. Van In Pork Pie Ambush -- Newcastle Journal
> 1186. Vegetables Start Talking To Professor
> 1187. Viagra to Raise Sri Lanka Troop Morale -- AFP headline
> 1188. Victim Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies
> 1189. Victim's Family Didn't Need Another Death -- Rocky Mountain News
> 1190. Vietnam Elects Dead Man To Politburo
> 1191. Virgins Are Discovered In Essex
> 1192. Voting Down but Political Humor Up -- AP headline
> 1193. VW Beetle Starts up After Being Buried for 10 Years -- PA headline
> 1194. W.I To Remove Jam From Toilets
> 1195. Wachtler Tells Graduates That Life In Jail Is Demeaning -- The
> Buffalo News, February 26
> 1196. Wang Ousts 'Nutcracker' for Next Year -- Boston Globe headline
> 1197. Wanted: Suitable Position for Disoriented Indian Maharaja
> 1198. War Dims Hope For Peace
> 1199. Watchdog Gets A New Head -- Luton Times.
> 1200. Water Missing In The Middle Of The Sea -- Guardian
> 1201. Waves Of Chaos Wash Over Road -- Walthamstow (London) Guardian
> 1202. We All Hope And Pray For Peach In Northen Ireland
> 1203. We Think Rain Caused The Floods, Says Thames Water -- Newbury &
> Thatcham Chronicle
> 1204. We Will Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container.
> 1205. Website For Penguins -- Western Dally Press.
> 1206. Week Ends Month of China Relations -- AP headline
> 1207. Weekly Sex May Prevent Colds and Flu --study -- Reuters headline
> 1208. Weird and Wacky Reigned Supreme in 2003 -- Reuters headline
> 1209. "Weirdos" Will Visit Cornwall -- West Briton
> 1210. Welfare Exorcises 70,000 Ghosts -- Johannesburg Star.
> 1211. Westinghouse Will Buy Infinity For $3.9 Billion
> 1212. We've Rescued A Deer (We Found It In A Tree)
> 1213. Whale Flatulence Stuns Scientists -- Sydney (Australia) Telegraph
> headline
> 1214. Whatever Their Motives, Moms Who Kill Kids Still Shock Us -- Holland
> Sentinal, date unknown
> 1215. When Doctors Smoked and Hair Was Lacquered -- New York Times
headline
> 1216. When Ebola and HIV Are Your Friends -- AFP headline
> 1217. When Elephants Ruled... Hackney -- Times
> 1218. White Flower Two Day Sale-(Friday Only)
> 1219. Whoopee? Oopsie! Honk If the Dealership Used Your Car for Sex -- St.
> Petersburg (Fla.) Times headline
> 1220. Why Americans Love to Hate Government -- Reuters headline
> 1221. Why Tarts Are Big In Telford -- Irish Times.
> 1222. Wife Drowns In Kitchen While Looking For Food
> 1223. Wife Forgives Killer Elephant -- Melbourne Herald-Sun
> 1224. Wife Regrets Staying With Man She Killed
> 1225. Wife Stabs Husband After He Brings Her Bouquets -- Reuters headline
> 1226. Wild Wife League Will Meet Tonight
> 1227. Wildcat's Garbage Puzzles County Board --Berlin Reporter
> 1228. William Kelly, 87, Was Fed Secretary
> 1229. Windows 95 Were For Houses, Thief Belived -- Irish Times
> 1230. Winner Dies in Russian 'Vodka Marathon,' Five Runners-up
> Hospitalised -- AFP headline
> 1231. Wolves In Complex Bid For Brewer -- Guardian.
> 1232. Woman Accused Of Giving Bears Ice Cream -- Las Vegas Review-Journal
> 1233. Woman Beats Off Rapist -- Daily Mail
> 1234. Woman Fights Giant Radish -- Johannesburg Citizen.
> 1235. Woman Fined for Not Giving 30-day Notice Before Dying -- Fitchburg
> (Mass.) Sentinel and Enterprise headline
> 1236. Woman Flushes Toilet, Then Catches Fire -- Rocky Mountain News
> 1237. Woman From Mars Says Nothing -- Leyton (London) Guardian
> 1238. Woman Gives Birth to Tortoise (Metro, UK)
> 1239. Woman Hit Twice By Same Car in 24 Hours -- Reuters headline
> 1240. Woman Is Pregnant Thanks To Her Sister
> 1241. Woman Rents House But Complains About Corpse
> 1242. Woman Scolded For Killing Husband
> 1243. Woman Swims 12 Miles After Sinking -- Irish Times
> 1244. Woman Tries to Give Away Dad on Internet -- AP headline
> 1245. Woman Uses Breasts as Bird's Nest -- Reuters headline
> 1246. Woman Was Left A "Monster" -- Irish Times
> 1247. Woman with Two Wombs Gives Birth to Twins -- Reuters headline
> 1248. Woman's Body Found In Cemetery -- Lancashire Evening Post
> 1249. Women Bowlers Vote To Keep Their Skirts On -- Sunday Telegraph.
> 1250. Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
> 1251. Work Starts On New Zebra -- Bridlington Free Press.
> 1252. Workers Down Tools at Viagra Factory Over Hard Helmets -- GMB union
> circular regarding a health and safety dispute
> 1253. World Rubber Body Unlikely to Make Major Changes
> 1254. Worry On Educaion -- Express & Star
> 1255. Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely! -- The
> Houston Chronicle
> 1256. Wrecks Blamed On Carelessness -- AP Headline
> 1257. X Marks the Spot as Dog Finds Buried Owner -- Reuters headline
> 1258. X-ray Confirms Snake Swallowed Dog -- AP headline
> 1259. Y2K Crisis Center: What To Do? -- AP headline
> 1260. Yellow Snow Tested For Nutrition
> 1261. Yeltsin Promises To Stay In Space -- Irish Times
> 1262. Yes, I'd Like To Be Castrated, Please -- Kansas City Star
> 1263. Yeti Teaching Students Valuable Lessons
> 1264. You Can't Buy Love, but Euro Brings Cheaper Sex -- Reuters headline
> 1265. You Can't Help Being a Grumpy Old Sourpuss, It's How Your Brain Is
> -- London Observer headline
> 1266. You Want To Be Buried on the Moon? -- AP headline
> 1267. Young Encouraged to Worship Bodies, Not Brains - Head -- PA headline
> 1268. Youngsters Catapulted Back Into The Roman Era -- Newcastle Journal
> 1269. Youth Found In Call Box With Fork -- South Devon Herald Express
> 1270. Your Chance to Spend More Time in Public Toilets -- Reuters headline
> 1271. Yo-Yo Thefts Rising in Singapore
> 1272. Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals -- Reuters headline
> 1273. Zoo Rescues Tom Thumb -- Metro (London)
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