THE APB BULLETIN : JULY 11, 2003 : A PLAUSIBLE HYPOTHESIS

[Byron Marshall]

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A PLAUSIBLE HYPOTHESIS
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Michael E plausibly wrote (complete correspondence
below):

"Why is Bush so hot to get involved in Africa?

"Could it be that his crazy evangelical Christian
beliefs are driving him?"

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A plausible hypthesis. 

Other plausible hypotheses:

1) It's the only place where J.C. Watts would agree to
talk to him.

2) It's a cover: they will explain later that the
source of Bush's AIDS is that he contracted it eating
contaminated monkey in Africa.

3) It's a cover #2: they will explain later that the
source of Bush's AIDS is that he contracted it during
the "missing 18 minutes" when he was carried off into
the jungle by Big Bowzer, the gorilla.

4) It's a cover #3: they will explain later that the
source of Bush's AIDS is that he contracted it the
night he and Secretary of Defense Rummy shared a tent
together. 

5) He's making the world safe for Wal-Mart.

6) He's making the world safe for ENRON. (No one told
him.)

7) He's making the world safe for another oil company.

8) He doesn't know where he is, and he thinks he's in
the black section of Houston.

9) He's going to blame going there on the CIA.

10) He thinks the African bush is named after one of
his forefathers.



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--- Here is Mike E's complete correspondence:

Michael E plausibly wrote:

> Why is Bush so hot to get involved in Africa?
> 
> Could it be that his crazy evangelical Christian
> beliefs are driving him. It is in Africa where
> previously Christianized populations (converted
> by colonialist missionaries in past centuries) are 
> now shrinking in numbers and geography before the 
> dynamic of contemporary Islamic proselytizing.
> 
> Which is also the case in the black ghettos of
> America where Islam is growing fast at the 
> expense of Christian allegiance.
> 
> Perhaps the need to resist Islam is an issue in 
> Evangelical circles.
> 
> Mike E.


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E welcomed. Just hit "reply."

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