ggit somthing or other

[Wayne Johnson]

Dear Mr. Saint John.

This message is to inform you that you are, as of the past month, being
spied upon.  Just to be SURE you understand the full depth of your
situation, let us share with you some salient portions of your profile:

1.	Lives in Berkeley - 10 points
2.	Plays more than one musical instrument -15 points
3.	Has longish hair - 5 points
4.	Does not dye hair or use mousse - 5 points
5.	Once lived in Texas - 10 points
6.	Consorts with known liberals - 20 points
7.	Once recorded songs about bestial companions (LWTA) - 15 points
8.	Subscribed to known rebellious email list (Ghetto) - 20 points
9.	Of Arabic/Mediterranean back ground - 0 points
10.	Subscription to National Review - 0 points

Total score: 100 out of a possible 100.

Sorry, but the rest of your remaining life is now under eternal scrutiny.

***The Price of Vigilence is the Redefinition of Freedom***

Yours truly,


Bubba von Goethe-Wend
Director of Communications
Ashcroft Is America Campaign Headquarters

-----Original Message-----
From: austin-ghetto-list-admin@pairlist.net
[mailto:austin-ghetto-list-admin@pairlist.net]On Behalf Of R. StJohn
Sent: Saturday, January 26, 2002 3:28 AM
To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Subject: ggit somthing or other

Colleagues,
     Back on the 13th of this month I received a
message from the "moderator" inviting me to join the
"ggit".  Now what the hell is that?  There was
something about gathering historical information about
the ghetto yadda yadda yadda.  Did anyone else receive
this message?  What does it all mean?  I get very
paranoid when anyone mentions "gathering information",
especially these days.  You know the old saying, "Just
because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out
to get you".
     Notice, they're going after Bill and Emily Harris
again.
                         R. P.
                              Barricaded in Berkeley





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