he has MY pity
Roger Baker
rcbaker@eden.infohwy.com
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Bill is on to something. Hey he's an alcoholic who doesn't dare take
drugs, so maybe
he's drifted into bondage with wife (or who???)
Sometimes things get out of hand. Some ace reporter should document the
heigth of
the couch and the kind of carpet and try to recreate the fat lip and
bruise with/without
pretzel.
Bill Irwin wrote:
>Feeling pity for the prez!! Now you have gone completely bonkers and have
>lost contact with reality. Go see a psychiatrist and confess your pity -
>there may be a chemical solution to your problems. And, by the way - the
>prez does not drink beer - he is too pure for that. And, if he had been
>drinking beer this whole thing with the pretzel would have never happened.
>
>The real poop is that the pretzel story is a cover-up for what really
>happened. You don't get a bruise on your face like he has by falling off
>the couch!!! What really happened was that somebody beat him up.
>Currently there are two suspects. His wife is one suspect. She is pissed
>because W told her to lay off the women's lib talk about the Afghan women.
>He told her to go back and mind her own business and don't talk about
>liberating any women again. The other suspect is the Dick. He is pissed
>because W has banished him from the White House and sent him off to live in
>Appalachia. So when the Dick caught W alone he let him have it. It is kind
>of strange that the two dogs didn't try to protect W - maybe they don't care
>that much about the prez or were too interested in the football game to care
>what happened to the prez.
>
>Remember - you heard this story first on the Ghetto Channel - your best
>source for reliable news and views.
>
>If the pretzel story is true, then what does it say about the prez's
>lifestyle and smarts??? Somebody please tell me.
>Bill "Ewie" Irwin
>
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: Michael Eisenstadt <michaele@ando.pair.com>
>To: <austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net>
>Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 4:02 AM
>Subject: he has MY pity
>
>
>>pity the solitary prez drinking beer and eating
>>pretzels in Washington watching...gasp...the
>>something football team play the somethings
>>alone with his 2 dogs
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Bill is on to something. Hey he's an alcoholic who doesn't dare take drugs,
so maybe <br>
he's drifted into bondage with wife (or who???)<br>
<br>
Sometimes things get out of hand. Some ace reporter should document the
heigth of <br>
the couch and the kind of carpet and try to recreate the fat lip and bruise
with/without <br>
pretzel.<br>
<br>
<br>
Bill Irwin wrote:<br>
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<pre wrap="">Feeling pity for the prez!! Now you have gone completely bonkers and have<br>lost contact with reality. Go see a psychiatrist and confess your pity -<br>there may be a chemical solution to your problems. And, by the way - the<br>prez does not drink beer - he is too pure for that. And, if he had been<br>drinking beer this whole thing with the pretzel would have never happened.<br><br>The real poop is that the pretzel story is a cover-up for what really<br>happened. You don't get a bruise on your face like he has by falling off<br>the couch!!! What really happened was that somebody beat him up.<br>Currently there are two suspects. His wife is one suspect. She is pissed<br>because W told her to lay off the women's lib talk about the Afghan women.<br>He told her to go back and mind her own business and don't talk about<br>liberating any women again. The other suspect is the Dick. He is pissed<br>because W has banished him from the White House and sent
him off to live in<br>Appalachia. So when the Dick caught W alone he let him have it. It is kind<br>of strange that the two dogs didn't try to protect W - maybe they don't care<br>that much about the prez or were too interested in the football game to care<br>what happened to the prez.<br><br>Remember - you heard this story first on the Ghetto Channel - your best<br>source for reliable news and views.<br><br>If the pretzel story is true, then what does it say about the prez's<br>lifestyle and smarts??? Somebody please tell me.<br>Bill "Ewie" Irwin<br><br><br>----- Original Message -----<br>From: Michael Eisenstadt <a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:michaele@ando.pair.com"><michaele@ando.pair.com></a><br>To: <a class="moz-txt-link-rfc2396E" href="mailto:austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net"><austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net></a><br>Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 4:02 AM<br>Subject: he has MY pity<br><br><br></pre>
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