he has MY pity

[Bill Irwin]

Feeling pity for the prez!!  Now you have gone completely bonkers and have
lost contact with reality.  Go see a psychiatrist and confess your pity -
there may be a chemical solution to your problems.  And, by the way - the
prez does not drink beer - he is too pure for that.  And, if he had been
drinking beer this whole thing with the pretzel would have never happened.

The real poop is that the pretzel story is a cover-up for what really
happened.  You don't get a bruise on your face like he has by falling off
the couch!!!   What really happened was that somebody beat him up.
Currently there are  two suspects.  His wife is one suspect.  She is pissed
because W told her to lay off the women's lib talk about the Afghan women.
He told her to go back and mind her own business and don't talk about
liberating any women again.  The other suspect is the Dick.  He is pissed
because W has banished him from the White House and sent him off to live in
Appalachia.  So when the Dick caught W alone he let him have it.  It is kind
of strange that the two dogs didn't try to protect W - maybe they don't care
that much about the prez or were too interested in the football game to care
what happened to the prez.

Remember - you heard this story first on the Ghetto Channel - your best
source for reliable news and views.

If the pretzel story is true, then what does it say about the prez's
lifestyle and smarts???   Somebody please tell me.
Bill "Ewie" Irwin


----- Original Message -----
From: Michael Eisenstadt <michaele@ando.pair.com>
To: <austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net>
Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 4:02 AM
Subject: he has MY pity


> pity the solitary prez drinking beer and eating
> pretzels in Washington watching...gasp...the
> something football team play the somethings
> alone with his 2 dogs
>