Richard Reid a martyr of Al-Qaeda?

[Wayne Johnson]

Late breaking news:

Paris, France.

Over a mounting howl of objections by French truffle farmers, the French
police have seized 150 truffle-sniffing pigs for part-time duty at Orly and
other major airports.  The porcine police will be re-trained to detect C4,
Semtek and bad personal hygiene and will be stationed adjacent to the metal
detectors.  The nasal sensitivity of these animals is recognized by all as
being better than their canine comrades in the UK, US and other non-French
speaking countries.  Officially they will be called Le Patrol Chochon.
Truffle futures have already begun to climb.

L'bubba.