[Wonderful Labs] A Silent Wonder

[Mark Anthony Masterson]

	Despite questions which puzzle even the great linguistic detectives of 
Rutland Yard, Mister Wonderful's absence continues.  "Is there anybody 
out there?" he is reported to have failed to quote from the Pink Floyd 
album, "The Wall."  Furthermore, he was never heard  to say, "Tommy can 
you feel me see you touch you - no, not 'Mister Jackson,' never say 
that, pinball, tell mommy we were playing pinball.  You like that."

	The recent rash of lack of Mister Wonderful is most likely a rash.  
Spread something on yourselves.  If it doesn't clear up, you may need 
to have your oil checked.  Call me in the moaning.

	Mister Malice, a spokesman for Wonderful Labs, did not speak until he 
had finished cursing "all you mono-lingual fuck-fucks, n'est pas?  Now 
give me the wallets."
	

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--
	"I'm dressed up as a gay caballero and my
	noggin is wedged up the rear end of a big
	teddy bear with a head in the shape of a
	cathedral with wings!
	Aren't I just perfect for your team?"
	
	- Ambush Bug,
	"Ambush Bug Nothing Special" (1992)
	by Giffen, Fleming, and Gordon

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