[Wonderful Labs] I found a picture of Wonder

Mark Anthony Masterson misterw at mindspring.com
Mon Jan 24 08:03:34 EST 2005


	Mister Wonderful, whom you've most likely heard of, did not appear in 
his shower last night.  As this is his primary place of worship, 
authorities are alarmed.  Under no circumstances should you approach 
alarmed authorities, they will go "Boop! Bwoop!  Allemande right!  
Ba-WOO-how!"

	Hopes for a Wonderful sighting in Philadelphia were dashed when Madame 
Sosostris, famous bouffant, revealed that her Tarot cards had gone 
blank overnight.  Fears of a black Plantagenet were alleviated by 
Edward III (exegesis of the humour in that statement is left as an 
exercise for the reader).

	Ducking behind the concrete barrier, Mister Dark, a spokesman for 
Wonderful Labs, said, "Tear gas?  Hah!  You need to do better than 
that, Commander."


I'm cold, and the door won't close,
Brandon Snetterton-Lewis, OOH
Fellow Traveler du WL

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