[Wonderful Labs] A Silent Wonder

[Mark Anthony Masterson]

	A brick arrived in our window yesterday evening, but did not strike 
Mister Wonderful, who was not there.  We found this missive wrapped 
around the red stone, embossed with the letters "JW":

	"Whilst the search for Mr. Wonderful reaches into some of the more 
obscure nooks and crannies of . . . places that have nooks and 
crannies, inquiries have been made with some known associates outside 
of the Labs (mostly because they can't get Dark and Malice away from 
the Nitrous Oxide and the C-4)

	When informed of the Wonderful one's disappearance, Kat R, noted 
haikuist and field reporter replied "Not bloody surprising.  I only 
just loaned him a ten-spot, the cheap bastard."

	Part-time correspondent and sleep deprivation experiment Just 
Wondering offered these comments. "Well shit.  Ummm . . . didja try 
asking that Yakmoto in the labs? I'd go ask her myself, but, you know, 
the missus doesn't let me near her anymore since the 'Magarita 
Incident.'  Maybe he left a coffee grouds trail or something."

	In a related story, The Leader offered a swingin' night on the town to 
anyone giving information leading to the arrest of the kidnappers.  
When asked if he suspected foul play, The Leader replied, "You bet your 
ass, sweetheart.  And once I find the fuckin' goon, I'm gonna see to it 
that his bendy parts get broke."

	Mrs. Delilah Wondering offered authorities the following possibility.  
"Start writing  bad stuff, and claim that it's him.  He'll be out of 
the woodwork in nothing flat."

	Police have set up a hotline for information leading to loose women."



	Mister Monkey, a Wonderful Labs spokesman, muttered, "Begun, this 
Clone War has..."


sorting through the tulips,
Brendan Snetterton-Lewis, ?!*
Delegator of Wonderful Labs Drama


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