[Wonderful Labs] A Continuing Non-Wonder Situation

[Mark Anthony Masterson]

	Mister Wonderful, the famous advice slinger and wooer of wisdom, has 
not returned to his Laboratory, despite all of us being real quiet for 
two weeks and hoping to lure him into a false sense of solitude.  
Either he's onto us, or we forgot to unlock the front gate.

	Spies in the House of Love report that the WonderfulLabs Archive 
Engines http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/ have 
spontaneously restarted.  Since this makes less sense than the fact 
that they stopped working back in November, it has been officially 
declared a Wonderful Miracle and you should smile quietly to yourself 
when you see folks acting like nothing has changed.  You know better.  
You know things are rocking dangerously toward ecstatic balance on the 
cosmic scale.  You know that it's finally the Year of the Green Cock, 
and that makes you tingle in places you only hear about in hip-hop 
songs.

	A spokesman for Wonderful Laboratories, Mister Dark, spoke to 
journalists in a yellow submarine: "Come, come.  There are still three 
bullets in this revolver.  Who else wants to guess how many minutes of 
air you have left?"


Lying low,
B. Snetterton-Lewis, ASC
Salt Peanuts

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--
	"I'm dressed up as a gay caballero and my
	noggin is wedged up the rear end of a big
	teddy bear with a head in the shape of a
	cathedral with wings!
	Aren't I just perfect for your team?"
	
	- Ambush Bug,
	"Ambush Bug Nothing Special" (1992)
	by Giffen, Fleming, and Gordon

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