[Wonderful Labs] THE HALF LIFE OF WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mister Wonderful,

	Some of my co-workers brought me a free labcoat the other day, from a 
"donation fair" at a major biotechnology company. I was excited to have 
it, since federal regulations require that I use that sort of safety 
gear when cleaning out the cages of the Eurycantha horrida 
colony--heaven forbid one of those hid undetected on my brown corderouy 
jacket and hitchhiked its way out of the prep lab!

	Anyway, the labcoat seemed like a godsend, but then someone started 
wondering what it must have been used for originally at the biotech 
corporation. There is a very real chance that we've stumbled into a 
free RADIOACTIVE labcoat, according to the speculations of our local 
experts on the biotech business.

	What should I do? The coat in question is draped over the back of my 
office chair and I am writing this query from somebody else's computer 
so I don't have to get too close to it!

Sincerely,
B. Koehner
Entomologist
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Dear Bugsy Malone,

	Well, okay -- when has Mister Wonderful *ever* suggested we wear 
*more* clothing?

	I mean, y'know, feel your kink and express your vibe, but really... 
dump the threads and embrace the future!  Wonderful Labs encourages the 
use of safety devices as much as any kindergarten. but there comes a 
time when you need to realize you are, in essence, more Butterfly than 
Butterball. Lose the shields!

	A suspect labcoat is a tattered umbrella, an ancient condom, a worn 
brake.  Eschew it.  "Wear something loose.  We're coming over later." - 
Another fine Wonderful Labs Motto.


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