[Wonderful Labs] SHOW US YOUR WONDER

[Mark Anthony Masterson]

Dear Mister Wonce, twice, thricetimes a'Wonderful,

	When are you going to have a sidewalk exhibit or a web page displaying 
the fan art created in your honor  May I recommend the Nixon room at 
the Whittier Public Library?

Just curious,
Frida Culo
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Dear Artist formerly con Carne,

	You can call it "fan art" if you like; I call it "the films of Robert 
Rodriguez featuring Salma Hayek and/or all my other obsessions."  I 
don't think this Nixon Room of which you speak can *possibly* be large 
enough to contain the girth of my excitement.  So to speak.

	Hey, I'm back for five minutes and already we're flipping the switches 
on all the Wondercliches to **FULL NEON APE LAW**!!  And so what, I 
say.  Why not come in with a Bang?  The universe did, and look where we 
are now.  Seriously, have you seen "Sin City" yet?  Just an orgy of 
button-pushing for a fellow like Mister Wonderful.   I imagine it's the 
sensation Jehovah gets while reading the Bible -- "Oh shit, I *loved* 
that moment.  I *remember* that.  Ooh, it is a bit gruesome.  Still, 
they got it just right.  Well done."

	Websites are notoriously unreliable.   Look at 
http://misterw.home.mindspring.com/pan4.html  A year ago that was a 
fully-loaded Flash site linked to a HAL 9000 unit on Prozac with 
probability engines that could show you thumbnails of Wonderful Labs 
Art before the original  was even created.  Now it's ten lines of 
shitty HTML.  That's progress for you.

	I suppose if we did have a sidewalk display of Wonderware, it would 
have to include those "Wonderful on Velvet" portraits that Kinkade did 
in the 80s, as well as the classic "Dark and Malice Fixing Dogs Playing 
Poker."


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