[Wonderful Labs] THE DIET OF WONDERS

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

	Who is better in a crisis situation, you or Mr. Incredible?

Signed,
Michael Eisner
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Dear Disney on Thin Ice,

	Me, of course!  So long as you agree that the word "crisis" here means
"a roomful of loose garments and big wallets, best handled by a tipsy
man with fast hands and a quick tongue."

	If it's anything to do with spandex or explosions, though, let the
other fellow at it.  Let him go to town!  I won't spank.  If there's one
thing I don't mind people besting me at, it's putting themselves in
harm's way.  

	It's an old family saying:  You know what's better than being faster
than a speeding bullet?  *Not being in the path of one.*

	Then again, I'm much better than Mr. Crisis in an incredible situation.
 Since I don't believe in anything, the unbelievable is my briar patch,
Bre'er Fox.  Mr. Crisis gets all hung up on *dealing* with every little
detail, whereas I can see the whole picture, and it always looks like
L.H.O.O.Q. to me.
	

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