[Wonderful Labs] THE FAIRER WONDER

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Mr Wonderful, 

	Are most women really the black-hearted, evil-minded, cold-blooded,
unfeeling succubuses they seem, or is it just the women I know? 

Thanks
Burned again
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Dear Huge Hefner,

	Dude... friend, pal, compadre, ally, amigo... *stop dating lizards*.

	What the fuck?  I mean, granted - not *every* Godzilla lurches forth on
 distinctively big stompy feet to crush your Tokyo heart, but still...
you *could* recognize them from just the music.  

	Women are totally groovy and completely a part of this Wonderful
Breakfast.  If you find yourself hurt (emotionally or otherwise) by one,
report her to the Better Broads Bureau.  The Karma Police take this sort
of thing very lightly, so don't expect any satisfaction apart from what
you get from the Self.  

	Mister Wonderful knows many warm-blooded, giving, slinky, nubile
succubi who are not lizards.  But I won't give you their addresses -
mainly because Iceland has a confusing alphabet.



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