[Wonderful Labs] CRANBERRY WONDER

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Dear Wondie,

	Did Paul die in the Orwellian sense, and now he's a lectroid (hence the
bare feet)?

-BB
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Dear Sub-reference Reference Man, king of all references,

	Orwellian sense?  Like, "WAR IS PEACE.  FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.  PAUL IS
DEAD." type thing?  I doubleplus don't buy it.

	If "Paul:Dead::War:Peace" then how do you explain the fact that Tolstoy
never wrote a book about him?  Mister Monkey has just handed me a
banana-scented memo from the World Watch Wire claiming Paul *may* have
died in the Orson-Wellesian sense, in which case you could hollow him
out and use him as a shopping mall.  Interesting.

	Well, not *really* interesting, but I am at this moment myself floating
high on a purplectric mushroom cloud, having ingested a cubic litre of
Cuba Libres liberally spiked with Egyptian Black Alligator extract.  I
don't know if you're aware of the many household uses for Egyptian Black
Alligator extract, but what's important right now is that the glow of my
pineal gland can be seen from space, and I believe it's trying to signal
the home planet.  My point is that my pants are rated for interstellar travel.


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