[Wonderful Labs] AN ANGEL GETS ITS WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Wonderful,

	Do you get royalties every time the movie "It's A Wonderful Life" is broadcast?

Signed,
Roger Ebert
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Dear Cannes Khan,

	Mmmm, no, I don't think so.  Of course, Miss Yakamoto handles all the
financial business... I think most days she just signs out the shotgun
and comes back at midnight with a fistful of dollars and a couple CEO
pelts, but I don't pretend to understand anything about accountancy.

	I know that when Capra's film is broadcast here in the Labs I get an
overwhelming urge to change the channel, followed by a dull resignation,
followed by tears, followed by whiskey, followed by laughter, followed
by hot toddies, followed by Irish Coffees... in the end, I guess you
could say I get a headache every time they play that movie.


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WONDERFUL LABS - Sinners In The Hands Of An Andy Kaufman
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Mister Wonderful Recommends: M O'D.  The Minister O' Doom, the Master O'
Destruction, the Maven O' Danger... Mister Michael O'Donoghue, the
Massively Obsessive-Depressive Milker O' Delirium who Made Our Days back
in the days when the nights lasted all day long.  This was a man who
needed serious help, but he didn't get it - therefore, big laughs.  One
gets the impression that M O'D would have set his own mother on fire if
the joke had called for it - but if you saw the set-up coming, then he'd
set *your* mother on fire.  Like a lightning blast, he was often
painful, but always brilliant.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/02_fb/writegood/writegood.asp
http://www.marksverylarge.com/people/mod.html
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75vstartrek.phtml
http://www.coldbacon.com/people/michaelodonoghue.html


-- 
Mars Attacks

	"Then Bo asks the sheik how to do it, and the camel 
	jockey pulls out a jar of honey and pours it all over 
	her body and tries to lick it off, only he just ends up 
	looking like a guy at the Kiwanas convention that gets 
	his head stuck in the fruit salad, and I'll tell you what, 
	I don't know much about the sex habits of people of the 
	Arab persuasion, but I think you can see right here why 
	we can't get this Middle East business taken care of.  
	Bo tells the turkey she wants to play around, and he 
	pours *food* on her *stomach*.  They don't even do 
	that in Key West." 

	- Joe Bob Briggs,
	"Bim Bo Shows Off Bo-Dacious
	Ta-Tas in _Bo Lero_" (1987)


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