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Dear M.W.,

	I've heard of the Atkins Diet, the South Beach Diet, the Caveman
Diet... it's all confusing.  Which diet do you recommend?

Signed,
Alec Baldwin
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Dear Twiggy,

	Honestly, I've always been a fan of the Salt Cream Diet, but not
everyone has the knees for it.

	The Diet of Worms, popularized by Martin "Protein Reformation" Luther
in 1521, proved to be a bit of a bust.  Modern science indicates that
*any* religion, consumed in excess, can turn you into a fathead.

	Mister Wonderful's official recommendation, therefore, must be the
"Zombie Menace" Diet.  Can you safely say that you could outrun a
dripping horde of the undead?  No?  Then eat less.  Exercise more. 
You'll thank me.
 
	

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