[Wonderful Labs] CAREERS IN WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

mister wonderful, 

	how does one go about marrying a god and becoming a temple prostitute
in this country and age? 
 
thank you,  
trixie twinklebottom
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Dear Tricks Are For Kali,

	Listen lady, I gave you a chance... *You're* the one who said you
didn't want to take the physical.  And then called the cops.

	Do you know how difficult it is to create an atmosphere of trust and
relaxation with an officer of the law while wearing naught but a laurel
wreath and a paisley lab coat with peyote buttons?  Waving the Wonder
Wand about seems, impossibly, to make those people even *less* open to reason.
	
	Luckily, Mister Dark soon arrived with the Cup of Holy Lubricant, an
angry kitten wearing a birthday hat, and a pair of skis, so... wait a
second.  Sorry, my mistake.  That couldn't have been you, because I now
recall that Johnny Depp was there.  Which means it was *actually* just
one of those dreams I have on hot nights after playing 18 rounds of 
"Voyage to the Bottom of the White Russians."  Oh well.

	It's tough to be a Temple Prostitute in an age when everyone else seems
to want to be a Bank Whore.  And, quite frankly, most of the gods I know
already have wives more jealous than Steven Spielberg at a Hobbit orgy. 
Hard to get a yoni in edgewise.

	Have you considered marrying a goddess?  Times being what they are and
all.  I hear Dixichitlan of the Aztecs could use some "support."  She's
a triple-goddess, you know.  It's a moon thing.

	The secret of it all is, of course, to marry yourself.  But don't go
blind.  Oedipus says that's a bitch.


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	asses wigglin'... I want some perfection.
	Bwa-ha!" 

	- Morris (Morris Day),
	"Purple Rain"
	written by Albert Magnoli
	and William Blinn


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