[Wonderful Labs] GRADING ON A WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

	Why are there no “E” letter grades (not counting elementary school)?

Forever yours,
The PTA
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Dear Harper's Ferry,

	Simply put, the schools aren't big enough.  Einstein's Special Theory
of Relativity tells us that a student who wishes to receive an "E" must
multiply his or her mass by the Speed of Light - Squared.  While the
Super-Size Big Mac combo and Playstation have done their parts to create
a nation of E-achieving Chubbos, realistically we would still need to
evacuate Rhode Island just for the D&D Club.


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	_The Big Lebowski_
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