[Wonderful Labs] Another Bloody Wonder Reprint

[Wonderful Labs]

************* Chim-Chim, my cherubs... Mister Wonderful here, despite
the best efforts of the Brazilian police.  Please make yourselves
comfortable as we present yet another thick, creamy, classic milkshake
of Wonder...


-------- Original Message --------
Subject: CAESURA DE WONDERFUL
Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2000

Dear Wonderful,

	Why don't we receive your little nuggets of wisdom during the weekend? 
As the ultimate public servant, I think it behooves you to answer your
mail 24-7.

Signed,
Missing You
_____________________
Dear Mom,

	Mister Wonderful feels that his responsibility to the public ends where
his responsibility to the dancefloors, bartenders and mattresses of the
world begins.

	Yeah, right.  The thing is, most of my actual time during the week is
spent (1) preparing coffee, (2) drinking coffee and (3) lying awake
waiting for the vibrating to stop.  Friday comes and I slip into a
death-like coma for about 36 hours, awakening only to watch the Sunday
night Science Fiction marathons on PBS.  It's the price of wisdom, friend.


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