[Wonderful Labs] I AM CURIOUS (WONDER)

[Wonderful Labs]

Monsieur Wonderful-

	What exactly does a French tickler feather brush do?

Love,
a Dr. Ruth in training
_____________
Dear Baby Ruth,

	Oh dear...  It's like being Lolita's guidance counselor.  Break out the
black and white velvet, I'm going to jail forever.

	Listen, Candide, you may be confusing a few concepts here.  A French
Tickler is neither the feather duster held in the coquettish grip of a
person in a French Maid's uniform, nor the wandering fingers of Maurice
Chevalier, nor any combination of the above.  There's nothing feathery
or fleshy about 'em.

	Your classic French Tickler is, in actual fact, a rubbery sheath one
places over a phallus - a rubbery sheath with dozens of hardened rubbery
bumps on it, which *can* make the phallus look like a Dalek, but is more
sort of designed to stimulate esoteric portions of the female anatomy in
a way that was previously only attainable by dating someone with massive
genital warts.

	Trouble is, French Ticklers often aren't certified as prophylactics,
and the protruding bits don't actually deliver the telegram to the
little man in the boat, if you catch my drift.  They're about as useful
as a bucket of cats in a chess tournament, really, unless you also
happen to have a dollhouse-size plunger and can entertain your lover by
shouting "Exterminate!  Exterminate!"

	While still, you know, filling out the costume.


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