[Wonderful Labs] THEM'S FIGHTIN' WONDERS

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear wonderful,

	Here's a list of women better looking than Salma Hayek:

	Jessica Alba
	Eliza Dushku
	Brittany Murphy
	Gloria Allred
	Summer Altice
	Brooke Burke
	Charlize Theron
	Helen Thomas
	Kim Catrall
	Jennifer Aniston
	Pink
	Laura Bush

No question, just a comment.

signed,
don juan
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Dear Maxim Man,

	Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but spunk is in the eye of
the careless, and what I mean to say here is if you're happy with your
corporate-controlled, ratings-led, *media-savvy* libido then go ahead
and fuck all the TV sets you want.  Plastic and silicon is your destiny,
friend.  Glow in peace.

	Nah, jes kiddin'.  You had me going until Helen Thomas.  

	It was only when I mused upon that great journalist's parrot-badger
face of dissent that I realized someone might be yanking my chain.  NO
ONE YANKS MISTER WONDERFUL'S CHAIN WITHOUT FDA APPROVAL.

	Not that Salma is always the Queen Bee in Mister Wonderful's bonnet.
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-March/000959.html 
I hear she's been dating a peck of prissy white boys.  When will she learn?

	Salma ranks high on Mister Wonderful's Ha-Cha "Let Me Spill My Ink"
Scale, but she still lags behind Patty Boyd on the ART BROAD charts. 
Patty inspired George Harrison's "Something" *and* Eric Clapton's
"Layla."  The girl wuzza *hoor*.


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