[Wonderful Labs] ROLL OUT THE WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Oh Wonder, my Wonder:

	There are two ways to hang toilet paper: left-handed (x,y,-z) and
right-handed (x,y,z).  Which way is best?  Which way do *you* hang it?

Yours,
Mr. Whipple (http://www.whipple.org/photos/charmin.html)
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Dear Squeezy,

	Jesus, is *that* where you people think up queries?

	I thought you all... I don't know, had long commutes or something.  Now
I'm afraid it's only a matter of time before we're discussing water
pressure in the bidet.

	Not to mention temperature.

	Listen:  The only thing Mister Wonderful hangs is the DJ.  What do you
think we have Super Magic Space-Ninja Interns for?  Hat stands?

	I don't think there really is a "best way" in this situation.  Of
course, all your finer hotels and brothels choose the "face the folded
arrow toward the guest" method, which I suppose is some sort of
affirmation of importance and not a bad little gift to give yourself on
a daily basis.


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Honey Why

	"I do not write for a select minority, which means
	nothing to me, nor for that adulated platonic entity
	known as 'The Masses.'  Both abstractions, so dear
	to the demagogue, I disbelieve in.  I write for
	myself and my friends, and I write to ease the
	passing of time." 

	-Jorge Luis Borges,
	_The Book of Sand_
	translation by Norman Thomas di Giovanni


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