[Wonderful Labs] THE TWAIN SHALL WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Wonderlust,

	If you, Mr. Wonderful, actually met Samuel Clemens, would you become
friends or enemies?

Sincerely,
The Love Boat
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Dear Becky Thatchmaker,

	More urgently, would his mustache try to eat my beard?  I'm not taking
any chances, not after that incident with Tom Selleck.

	Mister Clemens and I would likely have gotten along quite well, at
least initially.  We were both born under auspicious celestial signs
(him: Haley's Comet  me: The Silver Star Brewery main gate), we both
enjoy writing as a way to avoid heavy lifting, we both believe that the
government that governs best governs with its pants off, and we've both
been banned in Boston.  

	However!  I think our friendship would end suddenly, tragically,
violently and with a number of other adverbs when he grew tired of me
calling him "Sammyclems."


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Pint Glass.  Jaysis McFuck, did ye think it could be anything else?

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-- 
Honey Why

	"I'm gonna make me a big sharp axe
	Shining steel tempered in the fire
	I'll chop you down
	Like an old dead tree
	Dirty old town
	Dirty old town" 

	-The Pogues,
	"Dirty Old Town"

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