[Wonderful Labs] YOUR COMMENTS FULL OF WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

************** I LIKE big BRAINS, and I can't deny... Mister Wonderful
here, ready to rock all y'all to the vocabulary wall.  It's Word Friday,
and we don't stop 'til the phat man sings.  Flash the sign of Wonder
(three up, two down) and recollect with us these thrilling tales of yesteryear....

************** NEWS ITEM:  Mister Wonderful will be visiting the East
Coast of the United States for a brief period of time next week.  DO NOT
PANIC.  There are already teams being mobilized to pour him into taxis
at the appropriate moments.

************** COMMENT:  It was cats versus mice in THE ETERNAL WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-February/000945.html
and we made a rather rotten reference in the end.  DJ RICEFACE calls us
on it:

>You may have considered starting out with the 
>pussy sandwich joke and ending on Miss Yakamoto's 
>socks. I wanted to share the feeling of the world 
>being young again! Instead, I found myself mentally 
>picking the hairs out of my teeth.
>Gold Toof'

************** Miss Yakamoto often feels I'm making fun of her socks and
so hurls them at me.  Say what you like, she's an excellent sock chucker.

************** COMMENT:  Regarding the well-known cruelty of our
favorite cat-snuggling merchant of esoterica, Mister Dark, DJ CHEEZIT
sends this link:

>I submit this to the Mr. Dark labratories for his sick pleasure:

http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html

************** Mister Dark Responds: "Everyone complains about the youth
menace, but I am the only candidate doing something truly horrific about it."

************** COMMENT: THE BLACK WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-February/000950.html
concerned treasures of an action variety, specifically dolls based on
Johnny Depp characters all throbbing with fear and loathing.  MC
JESUSGOD indicates approval:

>My birthday is in 10 months. I expect to have 
>the Hunter S. Thompson doll at my doorstep. 
>Gift wrapped. With batteries.

*************** Oh sure, everyone thinks it's fun until he starts
shooting holes in your waterbed at five AM, giggling wildly about the wombats.

*************** COMMENT:  A Reader developed a crush on a wanderer in
MEN SEEKING WONDER. 
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-February/000952.html
 We prescribed Poetry, the tried and true Wonderful wooing method.  DJ
LITERAL disagrees: 

>I disagree.  What he should do is actually CRUSH her.
>This will get her attention albeit for the short period 
>of time she remains conscious.  It will also get the 
>attention of law enforcement albeit for a much longer
>period of time.

*************** No, I no think so.  He's not trying to date Catherine
the Great.

*************** COMMENT:  Luck was the case in BE A WONDER TONIGHT
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-February/000954.html
which turned out to inspire not one, but 2 (two) lengthy responses. 
Lucky me.  The first is from MC N'SANE:

>A quick reminder from the department of Quanum Mechanics:
	"Point is:  Luck is just fortuitous, not fortunate."
>Actually, luck *does* have the attribute of having a
>probability density.  The closer you stand to the tree
>in autumn, the likelier you are to get hit by a falling
>leaf!  If it weren't for the fact that the sets of
>probability games that the happy folks out in the desert
>were set for them to win, they wouldn't exist in the
>first place!  So it is those who are unfortunate in the
>first place (that is, unfortunate enough to not be able
>to see the sets of probabilities they are playing against)
>who are attracted to those few blokes who are fortitous
>out there.  The rest of us don't want to get hit by those
>falling leaves (or being kneecapped by Ron Livingston),
>but less due to fortuitousness and more due to the
>fact that we are fortunate enough to stay away.
>That is all.
>WKH

**************** When was the last time we fed you guys?  I told Mister
Monkey to deliver extra bananas...

**************** Also responding to Luck's siren call is DJ CHAIRMAN:

>Sounds to me that you don't know how to treat a lady properly, pal.
>Maybe in your world it's okay to phone a dame from the dugout in 
>order to set up a little hey-hey in place of a night game but that's 
>no way to get in a lady's good graces.  I remember when we were 
>shooting Eleven I had just met Angie D for the first time.  Now they 
>don't make broads like that anymore, Charlie Hustle.  That chick 
>had class even when school wasn't in session.  I lit her smokes, 
>opened doors for her, had my guys beat the tar out of any slot 
>machine jockey who looked at her for longer than 30 seconds.  In 
>other words, I showed her I gave a damn.  And that's what you gotta 
>do.  Show Lady Luck that you're a good suitor.  Wear some decent 
>threads.  And when she seems tired, call it a night and don't 
>overextend her.  Treat her good and she'll do the same.  One more 
>thing...the Reds BLOW...Go Dodger Blue!

***************** And that's the Wonderful Labs Celebrity Players,
folks!  Legends every night!  Don't forget to dip your waiter.


***************** The moon is bright, yo, and the tide is high, so it's
time for all of us from the WL to say good-bye.... Join we happy few
again in a few days or so, when we'll hit you up with more words we
should have written.  Let the wonder thunder, my boppers.


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WONDERFUL LABS - I Cloned A Man In Reno Just To Watch Him Divide
******************

-- 
Honey Why

	"That ain't gonna mitigate the gusto;
	It's like asking the cast
	of Watership Down to fuck slow." 

	-Aesop Rock,
	"Super Fluke"


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