[Wonderful Labs] A SHOCK TO THE WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mr. White Bread, 
 
	You know how people like to sit around and complain about their jobs
over dinner?  Well, I was sitting around with my sister's industry
friends the other day and one of them just so happened to be Salma
Hayek's personal assistant.  (Yeah, I know, life is crazy like that.) 
She said that Salma has been a spoiled little princess since birth and
that she apparently doesn't even know how to use a trashcan because she
will, for instance, unwrap a candy bar and then just throw the wrapper
on the ground for her team of maids or her assistant to pick up.  I'm
sorry dude, but where I come from, you can't even call yourself a
mexican if you treat other people, especially other mexicans!, like
that.  I mean, I thought her whipped cream homage to herb alpert showed
that she was authentically down with brown, but I'm starting to think
she's just another "posericana."  If she thinks that Coca Cola
commercial is fooling me she's got another think coming!   What's your position?
 
La Leche Luna
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Dear Los Lobos Love Lechuga,

	My position?  Much like Rodin's "Thinker," only sort of tilted over on
the floor and reeking of tequila and cilantro.

	The unfortunate truth is that in Hollywood you can call yourself a
Mexican even if you're Charlton Heston.  And Hypocrisy -- well, the UCLA
Medical Center lists it as the leading cause of Throbbing Stardom.


	Some good may yet come of these revelations, however.  I mean, spoiled
little princesses deserve spankings, don't they?  APE LAW!



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-- 
Honey Why

	"There is writing happening
	maybe that's hard for you to understand
	I am here but 'I' am not here.
	I am writing but 'I' am not writing
	Inside of me in the heart cave is a
	Mantra going on that reminds me
	Who I really am
	Overand over again
	In this inner place
	I AM
	And even as I write, where this
	Mantra is going on I'm just watching with
	GREAT AWE AND WONDER" 

	-Baba Ram Dass,
	_Be Here Now_


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