[Wonderful Labs] EATING PUDDING AND WONDER

[Wonderful Labs]

Dear Mister Wonderful,

	Who is this James Horner fellow?  Is he any relation to the
paleontologist Jack Horner?

--Sprat
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Dear Chow No Fat,

	James Horner composes much music for the moving picture shows, even to
the point of being nominated by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and
Sciences for the Best Score in ... hoo-tcha!  Did you see Jamie Lee
Curtis' dress last night?  It was like Hula Wonkavision in the Valley of
the Cleavage.

	Susan Sarandon was more like a Jubilee Bombast in the Grand Tetons.

	Man!  I know that Oscar ceremonies don't often have a theme, but if I
*had* to sum this last one up for some of my pals from Ceti Alpha VI,
I'd say it was Hot Momma Night. Hoo hoo hoo.  You know what I'm talking
about.  O Yes.

	Anyway, James Horner is a man who did not garner the Academy Award this
year, despite this being his ninth nomination and having won twice for
the boat-sinking flick.  *Jack* Horner is a man who has never even been
nominated for an Academy Award, despite having pimped his bone knowledge
to Steven Spielberg for the "Jurassic Park" films.  They are only
related in the sense that fascist football players will assault fans of
either one.

	To head off any further confusion, James Garner is Rockford.

	Miss Yakamoto would like to submit that the phrase which indicates the
expression on the face of everyone who happened to be nominated against
"Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" is "Persnickety Turnip."


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Mister Wonderful Recommends: Illegal Art. LHOOQ, and damn the torpedoes!
 Only where there is danger and ambiguity is there wonder.

http://www.illegal-art.org/audio/grey.html
http://www.greytuesday.org/

-- 
Honey Why

	"Well, I write and fool around, and she does just 
	about everything else. I'm the kind of bloke who 
	needs time to think of what's next; so sometimes 
	I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit... and 
	maybe enjoy a glass of brandy-and-coke and a smoke...
	then sit some more. (See what I mean about a schedule? 
	Ain't no sech thang.) So while I'm keeping busy doing 
	all this sitting and thinking, Silky is doing the rest.
	Couldn't do without her." 

	-Brian Lumley,
	on his wife, Barbara Ann.


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