[Wonderful Labs] THE SALVATION WONDER

[Wonderful Laboratories]

Mister W,

	Are religions really like blood-types?  Is an agnostic like an O-, and
a fundamentalist satanic extremist like an AB-?  What do you think?

Your friend,
Hemophobiac
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Dear Santa Sangre,

	Are you saying that one might be a genetic Jesus-freak?  Or a mutant
Mohammedan?  Biologically Buddhist?  Born Baptist? 
Parthenogenesistically Pagan?  Whelped Wiccan?  Arrived Already Atheist?

	Or are you instead saying that there should be more singing at Blood
Drives?  I can't quite grasp the gist of your rub there, old chap.  It's
probably due to this new coffee I'm drinking:  Cthulhu's Old Spotty Nut
Roast.  

	I mean, we can get it for the same volume discount rate as Mexico City,
so, y'know, pennies a truckload, but I think my brain cells are slowly
being replaced with other-dimensional squids.  Then again, *everything*
one does has trade-offs.

	I think that if you're talking about distribution of variety across the
world population, then religions are really like assholes.  I'm sure
there's some difference between 'em, but I'm buggered if I know what it is.

	

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	inviting me into their secret Batcave with five
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	- The Penguin (Burgess Meredith),
	"Batman: The Movie" (1966)
	written by Lorenzo Semple, Jr.
	directed by Leslie H. Martinson


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