[Wonderful Labs] A LITTLE LICK OF WONDER

[Wonderful Laboratories]

************ Lordy momma, light my fuse... Mister Wonderful here, riding
a rocket over a rainbow and listening to the dogs of society howl, *all
the while* providing illuminating illuminatums over the queries of
yesterdays, per *your* request.  Confused?  You won't be... once you
realize we've been smoking dried Smurf rolled in papers ripped from old
Bloom County books.


************ NEWS: There will be funny in your life.  This week. 
http://www.pattonoswalt.com/  Can you feel it?


************ COMMENT:  Dig it.  HOIST THE MAIN WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-June/001019.html
suggested we all speak Pirate with our tongues engaged in nipples and
rum.  PLANK regrets:

>Damn, I thought it was nipple and Renegade.

************ Arrrrgh, ye've pinched me ancient reference!  'Twas 1999,
and the query has yet to be reprinted, but I remember it well, for we
nearly lost our venereal vigor.  Should the masses clamor for JOLLY
WONDER (10/18/1999), it'll return, but not afore.  Meantime, kids,
remember: *Renegade* is professional grade rum, and should only be
imbibed by fools protected by the gods.


************ COMMENT:  What to wear in New Mexico? came the cry ON A
HORSE WITH NO WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-June/001023.html
and we responded with our usual enthusiastic cluelessness.  LONE
ARRANGER disputes:

>I think you might need sartorial advice from Miss Yakamoto.
>You sound quite geeky, to put it mildly.  And anyhow, I hear 
>that women get unwanted attention from lecherous lascivious 
>lushes who were recently rehatched since the big Red Garter 
>Bordello was restored.
>Curves ahead,
>Miss Lita Ford

************ Miss Yakamoto is always telling me to "cover my shame,"
whatever that might mean.  

************ COMMENT:  When, O When, did Mister Wonderful lose "it"?
That was the puzzle posed in GO ASK MALICE
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-June/001027.html
although *they* placed it in the pop culty milieu of shark jumping. 
POTSY takes umbrage:

>Mister Wonderful IS the shark.
>The rest of life, the universe and everything is merely 
>an aging Henry Winkler.
   
>The Ampullae of Lorenzini.

************  And PATSY takes coconuts:

>I heard Mr. Wonderful didn't jump the shark but 
>actually fucked the dolphin and had the marlin blow him.

************ And now it's time to update my resume.


*************** Jesus, Mary, and J. Jonah Jameson, it's been a long
night.  That's the bottom of the comment barrel for now, my
pretty-pretties, but despair not - we're fangling new genius.  Just wait
for it with a smile on your face.


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WONDERFUL LABS - Shaved In All The Right Places
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	Monster Chiller Horror Theatre this Saturday night,
	when we'll be presenting a 3-D classic, 'Doctor Tongue's
	3-D House of Stewardesses.' Awooooooo!" 

	- Joe Flaherty,
	"SCTV Montage"
	_The Second City_ audio CD
	narrated by Robert Klein
	included with the book, "The Second City"
	written by Sheldon Patinkin
	featuring clips and performances by, like, everyone,
	including David Rasche, TV's Sledge Hammer


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