[Wonderful Labs] A TASTE OF WONDERFUL COMMENTS

[Wonderful Laboratories]

************ May I have your attention please?  There will be *no sleep*
until Brooklyn... Mister Wonderful here, raising Hell and lowering
Heaven, hoping that we'll all get along a little easier as Wonderful
Labs opens the Velvet Mailbag O' Love and attempts to share what we've shorn...

************ NEWS:  I should really be sleeping more. http://www.fourhman.com/ambushbug/images/Abug2_p.jpg

************ COMMENT:  When asked what phrase might cheer a lowly
bagging clerk in TEN ITEMS OR WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-May/001004.html we
swiftly replied, "President Kerry."  But MARK TWAIN quips:

>or is that, "President Kerry?"

************ It might be Bring Your Leader of the Free World to Work
Day.  You never know.

************ COMMENT: It was nothing to do with us, officers, but HOCKEY
HUNK received this brief spam...

	"Subject: Wonderful
	Date: Fri, 14 May 2004 04:30:50 +0000 (GMT)
	From: kevinkew

	wonderfulmeds.biz"

and skated to a conclusion:

>you've really got to get your Messrs Dark, Malice and 
>Monkey under control...

************* Control them?  Buddy, I have enough trouble just dodging
the bullet barrage every morning on my way to the shower.

************* COMMENT:  Wet was the weeping as we wondered about CRYING
OVER WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-May/001011.html and
considered the tears of the animal world.  THE QUACK sends this field report:

>My girlfriend's dog cries when she's 
>happy (not the girlfriend, the dog).

************* Happiness *is* a warm puppy, but not if they've been sat
on.  Still, that doesn't excuse my unnecessary harsh words against Lou Reed.

************* COMMENT: A MAN TRYING TO KILL ME sent this message:

>Try not to drool too much, OK?

http://www.esexteen.com/salma_hayek/famous.html

>Just thought you'd appreciate it - especially...

http://www.esexteen.com/salma_hayek/19.jpg

>Cover the keyboard first, wouldja? I wouldn't want 
>Miss Yakamoto complaining about the cleaning bills...

*************  Good Lord! (choke)  You mean... Freddie Mercury is still
alive *and* torturing short Mexican ladies?  What can be done?!

************* COMMENT: AN EXCITING OFFER FROM WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-June/001020.html
included a cheap joke about the Banks of the Nile refusing to issue
loans to Ancient Egyptians.  Luckily, we got this response from REDEEMER:

>Hence the phrase "De-Nile of Credit" ...

************* Not to mention Pyramid Schemes.



*****************  When the groaning stops, we'll still be here, and
there will still be responses to respond to.  Join us, brave traveler! 
Join us next time, as we ford the fjords of folderol!


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WONDERFUL LABS - Developers Of The Extra-Slip Banana
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Mars Attacks

	"Lucky for us some idiot thought it would be a great
	idea to protect the melting ice caps by coating them
	with Europe's dark chocolate surplus." 

	- Grant Morrison,
	_Seaguy_ Issue 2: "The Wasps Of Atlantis"


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