[Wonderful Labs] A SPLASH OF WONDERFUL COMMENTS
Wonderful Laboratories
misterw@mindspring.com
Tue, 22 Jun 2004 02:59:03 -0700
************ Have you poured yourself a cup of ambition in the office
breakroom? Better have, since they don't serve hope or solace there...
Mister Wonderful here, continuing our long overdue foray into your very
words that comment on my very words answering your very queries, dearies...
************ NEWS:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&e=3&u=/ap/20040621/ap_on_fe_st/gorilla_sex_video
APE LAW!
************ COMMENT: "There was no stink in Tokyo, the mighty Khe San
had made out" is just one way to paraphrase THE SWEAT OF YOUR WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-March/000976.html
Mister Wonderful blamed the phenomena on diet, but RITAANAA demures:
>I disagree. I dated a half Korean/half Chinese boy who mostly
>lived off of pizza and he didn't have to use deodorant, either...
>and no garlic scent from all the pizza. But he did have a natural
>odor that was unbelievably yummy.
************* Oh, I believe you. My origami spies tell me that Chow Yun
Fat smells like freshly baked bread being sliced in Heaven. Sigh. It's
probably something all scientific and realistic, most likely having to
do with body hair.
************* COMMENT: At one point we paused, CAESURA WONDERA
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-April/000979.html,
calling it an interregnum. JOHN SILENCE motes:
>I prefer my Intereggs scrambled.
************* You tell that to all the king's horses... it's three foot
deep in the foyer already.
************* COMMENT: Lately we reprinted an old 'un ("The Savage Best
Of Wonder"
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-April/000982.html)
wherein various components of the Wonderful genes were bandied. DADDY
WARBUCKS appends:
>Let me just add...
>Mister Rogers and A Clockwork Orange...
************* I do like to change my shoes while singing Gene Kelly tunes.
************* COMMENT: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WONDER?
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-May/000999.html
concerned those infamous talking Mr. & Ms. Wonderful dolls. MERRY PASON
is skeptical:
>I call BULLSHIT. Isn't true that Ms. Wonderful is not your
>cousin but rather the love child you abandoned, leaving
>Marilyn Vos Savant to raise by herself? Do you deny this?
>How long has it been since you've stopped beating your wife?
************* I would rather be leg-humped by the rotting corpse of
Albert Einstein's dead dog than notch bedposts with Marilyn Vos Savant,
so I think you must be thinking of somebody else. Newt Gingrich, perhaps.
*************** You know what, fun fans? There's more! But the hour
grows late and it's almost time for you to pretend to be doing some
actual work. We will pause here, gentle readers, by the shores of this
comment stream, and of future comments dream...
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WONDERFUL LABS - We Got Your Old Ones Right Here
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--
Mars Attacks
Interviewer: You've always been on record as liking the
'finer things in life'. Good food, good beer -
Terry Jones: Good sex. Yes, I think that's right, absolutely.
I think it's true. I assume everybody's interested in
these things! I think it's the wonders of creation. I
mean, the wonders of pro-creation in fact...
- http://www.terry-jones.net/interview.htm
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