[Wonderful Labs] A DRAUGHT OF WONDERFUL COMMENTS

[Wonderful Laboratories]

************* Houston, we have an amateur... Mister Wonderful here,
leaping higher than a speeding bird, faster than a tall bullet, able to
touch the vault of heaven with a single syllabub, answering your
superfly questions and giving a mighty salute to SpaceShipOne for
opening up the 62 Mile High Club
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3811881.stm  But tonight is about
you... It's been *simply* ages since we've done this, darlings, so
please forgive me if I tremble...


************* NEWS:  For all the latest on Mark Anthony Masterson, that
man behind the curtain, and his latest collaboration, pray you, visit http://www.livejournal.com/~dorothy_of_oz


************* COMMENT:  Way back last September, when we were all young
and foolish, we alluded to the secret origins of my long-time assistant
Miss Yakamoto ("THE X-Y WONDER,"
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-September/000901.html).
 WILDER responded, but we managed to lose that response behind a copier
until a few weeks ago:

>One of my first grade teachers was Mrs. Yamamoto. 
>She was mean and called me a tattle-tale.  My other 
>first grade teachers were Mrs.Yamada, Mrs. Kadota, 
>and then when we moved to Bakersfield, Mrs. Tillinghast. 

************* Mister Wonderful learned his best lessons at the knee of
Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs. Who, and Mrs. Which.  It's true;  they only had one
knee between them.

************* COMMENT:  BE A WONDER TONIGHT
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-February/000954.html
happened.  THE LEADER responds:

>Sounds to me that you don't know how to treat a lady properly, pal.
>Maybe in your world it's okay to phone a dame from the dugout in 
>order to set up a little hey-hey in place of a night game but that's
>no way to get in a lady's good graces.  I remember when we were
>shooting Eleven I had just met Angie D for the first time.  Now 
>they don't make broads like that anymore, Charlie Hustle.  That 
>chick had class even when school wasn't in session.  I lit her
>smokes, opened doors for her, had my guys beat the tar out of 
>any slot machine jockey who looked at her for longer than 30 
>seconds.  In other words, I showed her I gave a damn.  And that's 
>what you gotta do.  Show Lady Luck that you're a good suitor.  
>Wear some decent threads.  And when she seems tired, call it a night
>and don't overextend her.  Treat her good and she'll do the same.  
>One more thing...the Reds BLOW...Go Dodger Blue!

************** Angie D?  She any relation to Chuck D?

************** COMMENT: An uninvited guest caused trouble in THE MERRY
WIVES OF WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-March/000968.html
and our querent sought solutions.  DOCTOR PIPSKI opines:

>I'd tell her you have a peoria infection.

************** Feeling too illinois to make the festivities?  It might work.

************** COMMENT:  Aspersions were cast at Salma Hayek and the men
who date her during THEM'S FIGHTIN' WONDERS
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-March/000972.html 
NIMOY casts back:

>I thought you were KING COBRA of the "prissy white boys."  
>Is this not true?
>Signed,
>Black Mamba

************** Yes.  This is not true.  Mister Wonderful is RIBBED
TICKLER of the "naughty glow worms."  We apologize for any inconvenience.



**************  Oh, lordy, lordy... the sky is no longer the limit,
kids, so join us next message for more fun trips.  Better still, go have
a muffin, maybe get some work done, then join us.  It'll help stretch
out the day...


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	you greatly," [presumptive	Democratic Presidential 
	nominee John] Kerry told the fund-raiser."How does this sound —
	Vice President Hunter Thompson."  

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