[Wonderful Labs] GO ASK MALICE

[Wonderful Laboratories]

Dear Mr. Malice,

	At what point do you think Mr. Wonderful jumped the shark?

Yours,
Mr. Dark's teenaged concubine
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Dear Querent,

	Jumped the shark?  No.  In actual fact, Mister Wonderful could not
clear the distance, and fell into the water, upon which instance the
shark began to savage him terribly, and he died.

	Mister Wonderful, that is.  The shark survived, albeit with a
dangerously heightened blood alcohol level.


	Since that time (1978), the Administrative duties of Wonderful
Laboratories have been handled by a Tandy calculator wired up to a Speak
'n' Spell, while the Research is conducted by overweight adolescents
with binoculars.  The Advice Column, conceived in 1997 as tax write-off
for the line of designer panties, is written by a rotating team of
narcoleptic dwarves with itchy trigger fingers.

	Much like your 'Garfield.'

	
I do wish there were something you could say which would touch my
non-existent heart,

Mister Malice


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-- 
Mars Attacks

	"But I have to tell you guys," Eddie said, "that it's
	only gonna take about one more wonderful thing to send
	me around to the dark side of the Psycho Moon.  Most
	likely for good." 

	- Stephen King,
	"The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass" (1997)


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