[Wonderful Labs] THE WILD BLUE WONDER

[Wonderful Laboratories]

Dear Mister Wonderful,

	Why is learning to fly so difficult?  Why can't Douglas Adams have been
right when he wrote "...and miss."?  I've always wanted to fly and I'm
not sure I'll be satisfied with the whole wing and propellor system
available to me currently.

	Will you be seeing the hollywood version, or whatever becomes of it, of
D.A.'s Hitchhiker when it arrives?  
	http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/hitchblog/interview.htm

Mr. Free Falling
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Dear Mister Wright,

	If the gods had meant us to fly they wouldn't have put chickens so
close to the ground.

	Hold on.  Maybe its the turtles.  *Something* low is very important in
terms of cosmic alignment with the Universe and all manner of
spiritually squishy feelings, but right now my blood smells like mocha
java and my pupils are the size of the Hindenberg.  Was it crocodiles? 
No.  Robert Downey, Jr.?

	Actually, thinking about it, the gods probably just put cute things
(kitties, puppies, lacy panties) nearer to the earth so that when we
bend over for them we've got no one to blame but ourselves.

	What? Lacy panties are certainly on the floor around here.  They say
that of you dream about flying, it really means that you're dreaming
about sex; hence the phrase "flying fuck."  Charles Lindbergh was a
flying fuck, but that's just because he never returned my lucky Hobbit's foot.


	Anyway.  Point is.  If the gods had meant for there to be more
Hitchhiker's Guide, they wouldn't have called DNA up to that Great
Typewriter in the sky.   

	

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Mister Wonderful Recommends:  Keeping it nice and simple.  As well as
nice and smooth.

http://citypages.com/databank/25/1227/article12184.asp
http://www.robotfist.com/030205/030205_51.html


-- 
Mars Attacks

	"In fact, the only danger is that we may value the
	achievement in itself.  The boy who prides himself
	on his school knowledge is in danger of becoming
	a college professor." 

	- Aleister Crowley,
	"Book 4"


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