[Wonderful Labs] ON A HORSE WITH NO WONDER

[Wonderful Laboratories]

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

	I am going on a road trip to New Mexico with my wife for ten days. 
Everyone thinks my wife and I are a couple but we're not.  Anyway,
please give me advice about what wardrobe to pack.  I heard tank tops
were no-no's.

Thank you,
Rita Ford
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Dear Albakoikie,

	A couple of what?


	Miss Yakamoto keeps her no-no's under lock and key, so I couldn't tell
you much about that sort of thing.  Mister Wonderful is more of a nu-nu
fan, anyway.

	There's not much special about New Mexico to worry about, fashion-wise.
 Dress as you would for any desert climate that you'll be traveling
through inside an air-conditioned love machine.  It's not like it's
Utah.  The people there won't *stone* you for wearing red on a Sunday. 
They're New Mexicans... they wear New Sombreros and speak New Spanish
while eating New Tortillas as New Selena plays on El Radio Nuevo.


	You know what always looks good, though?  A sporty white lab coat and a
tin foil hat.  Fashionable *and* practical, particularly on sunny days
when you can't seem to clear your head of that distress beacon coming
out of Roswell.

	

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