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Dear Mister Wonderful,

	What happens to your credit rating once you've died?

Your Fan,
Hotblack
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Dear Mort Gage,

	Although it's quite unfair, you will most likely be labeled a deadbeat.

	The ancient Egyptians dealt with this by converting their assets to
hard currency and taking it with them.  Unfortunately, they also
entombed their entire households with them, alive (briefly) - including
the accountant.  The banks of the Nile refused to issue loans to people,
no matter how rich, who couldn't show up for meetings.

	Modern dead folk often feel ignored, discriminated against, and pretty
desperate, but don't be tempted to inquire after Dr. Frankenstein's "E-Z
ELECTRIC CREDIT REPAIR!"  Nine times out of ten you'll immediately blow
up the castle you buy anyway.


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Mister Wonderful Recommends: Those happy writing people at McSweeney's,
who allus know just how to make my wallet open like Dorothy Parker at a
clam bake.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/issue13/
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/bush/

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http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/events/826nyc.html


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	under its own wheels.  ([Stephen] Sondheim is to Andrew 
	Lloyd Webber what Pixar is to Disney.) " 

	- Mark Bourne,
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