[Wonderful Labs] THE PAPER WONDER

[Wonderful Laboratories]

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

	The one year anniversary of my marriage is quickly approaching, at a
stealthy pace. However, I'm worried. I still like my husband and our
nookie is still fun. I thought we were supposed to be resentful,
unfriendly and rarely have sex by now. What are we doing wrong?

signed,
Mrs.
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Dear Humpy Homemaker,

	You haven't had children, obviously.  

	Spend a few months associating your sleepless nights with puling and
soiled plastic undergarments and you'll soon discover why your parents
went to bed early and divorced as soon as you could take the bus to
school.  Turns out it *was* your fault, but only your mother's
20-year-old Jamaican boyfriend has the heart to tell you.
	
	For the non-breeding couple, a year is early on.  One shouldn't  expect
at this point to find that the nookie is somewhere to eat breakfastie. 
Enjoy it while you can, and worry not.

	Mister Wonderful is a big fan of marriage, actually.  After all,
without marriage, adultery wouldn't be half so fun.


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