[Wonderful Labs] A Full Plate of Wonderful Comments

[Wonderful Laboratories]

************* Ladies and Gentlemen, the cup is in the cool, not the cool
in the cup, yet the funk is in your soul, so mote it be... Mister
Wonderful here, strangling a few spring chickens and wondering when it's
all gonna end.  Some say fire, some say ice, I say where's my Tiger
Balm?  Tonight we enlarge our enhancements with that passionate pill of
provocation: the Reader Responses!  Hold on to your hats as we give tongue!


************* NEWS:  In America, the insane are still allowed access to
computers:  http://www.thecomicfanatic.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=470&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0&POSTNUKESID=ce04ec1eefa7e68264b870df6f3c59db

************* COMMENT: We did this fruitful comment thing a while back
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-June/001029.html
and at one point claimed to have studied "...at the knee of Mrs.
Whatsit, Mrs. Who, and Mrs. Which.  It's true; they only had one knee
between them."  CONSTANCE READER follows through:

>Well, it always was such a deal of trouble to take 
>physical form for those three, I can see why they'd 
>only bother generating one knee. 

*************  It certainly helped during parent/teacher conferences. 

************* COMMENT:  THE WONDER KING
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-June/001033.html
chatted about the various Knights in Terry Gilliam films.  LUCY dissents:

>No, no, no... Penal Gland extract Knight of 
>"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." Or Ether Knight? 
>Ester Knight? How much they pay you to fuck that 
>Polar Bear Knight? Jesus, no- Barbara Streisand Knight.
>When do I get the answer to my Johnny Depp question? I 
>don't have time to do this research. I depend on you 
>for these answers, and I WANT NAKED JOHNNY! <ahem>
>Thank you.

************* Please.  If we could provide naked Johnny on demand we
wouldn't be running a Laboratory.  We'd be running
hotjohnnythrobthrob.com, and no one would have the password except Miss
Yakamoto.  Your answer comes when it comes, and then you'll be riding
six white horses, O Yes.

************* COMMENT: Our busy, busty schedule of late has left us
plenty of time to enact our aggressive reprint plan to make America
safer.  One recent "Best Of"
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-June/001035.html
recalled a renegade romance.  PRETTY-PRETTY has this follow-up:

>Mr W,
>Thanks for that little trip down memory lane.  
>I did go on that second date, but sadly it was 
>not to be.  I did learn a valuable lesson however:  
>A girl doesn't have to have a dick to be an utter prick.
>Toodles!

*************  And thus the new Wonderful Labs slogan was born.

************* COMMENT:  Just the other day, Mister Dark responded to a
query
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2004-July/001045.html
and implied that the woman who signs her missives "Mister Dark's
Concubine" had been murdered.  JEZEBEL responds:

>::gasp of horror::
>I'm still alive, bitch! 

************* Mister Dark replies:  "Yes, *dear*, but until *now* the
authorities thought otherwise.  *Now* there may well be questions
raised.  *Now* we are going to have take less pleasant measures to
ensure the ignorance of the laity as regards any relating."  

	Which I think means you'd better start watching your ass, as Mister D
has stopped.



************* Oh my lovely loves - it's been a fine time, has it not? 
Join us in a while or two, when the comment leaves have piled high in
the front yard and there's once again a burning needed.  Kisses to all,
and to all a good night!


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WONDERFUL LABS - A Girl Doesn't Have To Have A Dick To Be An Utter Prick.
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-- 
Mars Attacks

	"Drew Carey is not Jewish, but nevertheless, he is
	an expert in the art of schmoozing." 

	- Crawford Mackenzie (Craig Ferguson),
	"The Big Tease" (1999)
	Written by Sacha Gervasi & Craig Ferguson


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