[Wonderful Labs] THE BOYS FROM WONDER

[Wonderful Laboratories]

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

	I'm wooing a Brazilian boy who likes Legos, secret codes and musicals.
He also owns quite an impressive tool kit and drinks a lot of
milkshakes. I am now researching Brazil in hopes that I'll find
something useful to add to my artillery (besides being able to talk
about Brazil), but feel I still need to improve my tactics. Based on the
information I've provided, can you help me with any advice for
successfully snaring this Portuguese-speaking samba master?

Yours,
The Carnaval Queen
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Dear MC 125-foot Jesus,

	Oh, honey.  You do realize that you've made him sound like a member of
the Village People, don't you?

	But let's leave that aside and consider this notion which has just
bubbled up in my brain like the oil in Old Jeb's back yard:  there are
many, many, topless women in Brazil.  

	Not only that, but I hear they have their own Wax - presumably to make
the bikini tops slide off faster.  I'd say you have your work cut out
for you, friend.  How *are* you going to keep them going down on the
farm after they were born in "Girls Gone Wild!" country?

	Did you know that we get the word "Carnival" from the Latin for
"Goodbye, Meat"?  "Carne, Vale."  Makes you wonder why they didn't call
Mardi Gras "Boeuf Adieu" in New Orleans.  Anyway.  My *point* is that
you'll have to get naked more often.

	Adios, ropa!

	Listen, this isn't for my gratification.  I'm just sayin':  if you want
to run with the big dogs, you've got to take your top off.  This goes
for every woman in the Wonderful audience, including those who aren't
dating Brazil nuts.  Public Nudity = Sophistication.

	As for you, dear heart, I'd focus on the secret code aspect.  His
parents were likely Nazis, therefor a good ENIGMA joke would tickle the
cockles of his... so on, marvelously.



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