[Wonderful Labs] WONDERFUL COMMENTS IN THE YEAR OF THE MONKEY

[Wonderful Labs]

************* I will remind you that this meeting is classified by order
of the Hotpants High Command... Mister Wonderful here, greeting you in
the year of the sexy simian and puissant primate from the silky control
panel of the newly refurbished MYSTERIFAX computer.  Tonight we part the
veils of time and ignorance to bring you quips, witticisms, bon mots,
and hooplah written by genuine Wonderful readers who can't leave bad
enough alone.  It's a festival of tights!


************* NEWS ITEM: Amusingly enough, there are digital pictures
available at the Wonderful Yahoo! Mailing
list(http://photos.groups.yahoo.com/group/wonderfullabs/lst), including
some inexplicable things inspired by Mister
Aul(http://www.aulcallahan.com/).  More may be uploaded, and just about
by damn near anybody.  Hint, bloody hint.



************* In the year 2525, or at least last year, we wrote a little
ditty about tasty, tasty mayonnaise (FULLY HYDROGENATED WONDER
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-February/000799.html)
but ZED ZED TOP wrote:

>My girl likes to call it a "pearl necklace".

************* Even when it's on buns?

************* We also once quoted David Bowie talking to Kurt Loder
about the 80s
(http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-March/000801.html)
and ROSE GUN reported:

>i had a big crush on kurt loder.
>but the flared trousers came back.

************* As long as they come off as well, I don't see a problem.

************* Pippi Longstockings was the tyke under consideration in
PIRATE'S GOLD WONDER
(http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-March/000802.html).
 Our hilarious answer proved less than large enough for CHIKKENHED:

>Ha! Pippi is too a superhero! Really, Mr. Wonderful. 
>Besides her super strength, she has a super Pippi look 
>(the stockings, smock, and pigtails), a super triumphant 
>Pippi laugh, she stops bad guys on a regular basis, and 
>rescues friends and family members from dire situations at 
>a moment's notice. AND she makes super pancakes, too. She's
>a superhero through and through. I find your analysis 
>somewhat disappointing.

************** Well, I find meatballs disappointing, so we're even. Not
that you're a meatball; that's just a dig at the Swedes.  Those damned,
juicy, underage...  those damned juicy underage bastards killed my son!

************** Mister Dark answered a query (A DARK RITUAL
http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-March/000809.html)
with typical results.  The authorities were alerted.  Then some POLLY
ANNA had to go and encourage him:

>Good show, Mr. Dark! I like the birthday song. :)

************** Mister Dark Responds: "And I like heads spiked over city
walls.  So what?    You are still not safe.  Stop sucking up."

************** WELL-FASHIONED WONDER
(http://www.pairlist.net/pipermail/wonderfullabs/2003-March/000814.html)
asked the burning question of our day, but I can't remember it now.  My
answer then was apparently inadequately "street" and "hard" for FIFTY PENCE:

>It seems, Wonder Honky Boy, that you have missed a 
>vital part of social street history. Pleats are indeed 
>reviled in many places, especially in da hood. But I 
>guess homie don't know that, do you? Never heard of 
>NWA's classic anthem "F*uck Da P-leats"? Or urban gangstas 
>Duran Duran's classic gritty plea of desperation 
>"Pleats Pleats Tell Me Now"? Where you been boy?
>Milky T.

************** But what about the Pleatles?  "Pleats Pleats Me, yeah
do?"  They were from Liverpool, you know.  Very urban.  Very hip.  Very
poor... at first.



************** And that was all she wrote, folks.... At least until we
fixed the sexthrumatic inhibitor circuits and restored our original
magnamegs some months ago.  Join us next time for what might be actual
*recent* comments she wrote, and other things she done, like shoot a man
in Reno, and whatnot.  



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WONDERFUL LABS - Your Wonderful Party 2008 Front Runner "Taste The Free Magic!"
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-- 
Honey Why

	"My main motivators, as a writer, are guilt 
	and fear. Without them I wouldn't bother to write 
	at all -- I might not even bother to get out of bed
	and feed the cats!"

		-Tim Powers


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