[Wonderful Labs] LONG AGO IN WONDERLAND

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Mr. Wonderful,

	I have heard tell that you're a bit of a comic book aficionado.  What
do you think about the upcoming "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"
movie?  What's this I hear about Tom Sawyer being in it?

thanks,
comic book guy
(worst movie ev-er)
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Dear Dracula's Daughter,

	Foxy-eyed and astute readers will note that this query bears all the
tell-tale marks of having been lost in the darkest, dankest bits of
UNDULAVAX, the Wonderful Labs Computer, for the past 10 months.  At
least it's not one of those ones tachy-faxed from the future - I hate
when they ask questions that ruin the end of all the good Legolas-Gimli
comedies, the ones that spin-off from the Aragorn mystery series.

	Lucky for you, dear dumplings, we here at Wonderful Labs never got
around to screening that particular celluloid monster.  We are blank as
a page in Douglas Adams' typewriter.

	I think that the "LXG" film (based on comic book based on nineteenth
century stories based on opium), starring Sean Connery and a bank of ILM
computers, sounds like it would be more fun than riding a seatless
mountain bike, naked, through Rusty Razorblade Valley... but less fun
than having to *eat* the original graphic novel, panel by panel, with
Fiery Doom Sauce.

	They probably put Tom Sawyer in it because that Tom/Huck Slash fiction
has been so popular with the kids lately.  "Oooh, let me at that whitewash!"




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